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Tom Selleck Busted for Stealing Ageless Beauty Products Amid Shortage

Funny story: Tom Selleck Busted for Stealing Ageless Beauty Products Amid Shortage

With a beauty product supply shortage gripping the west coast, actor, Tom Selleck has been accused of pilfering large amounts of beauty aids to help him maintain his stunningly unchanged appearance. A helicopter that looks alarmingly similar to...

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Water companies introduce hosepipe bins

Funny story: Water companies introduce hosepipe bins

Seven water companies yesterday announced plans for huge bins to collect hosepipes. The utility providers said that the bins - the largest ever used - will be placed in strategic locations throughout southern and eastern England. Residents in t...

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Encouraging the Irish to reframe from over-indulging in Alcohol Backfires!

Funny story: Encouraging the Irish to reframe from over-indulging in Alcohol Backfires!

During this festive season, authorities ran a major campaign against Alcoholism. Today, authorities have been forced to take a very usually step backwards and are now encouraging people to over indulge as they used to. The reason for this majo...

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Parched earth scandal

Funny story: Parched earth scandal

The cry is being heard throughout the country - 'We want water!' The drought is giving everyone a headache. 'If we don't get something for our parched earth soon' a farmer in Norfolk told our Farming newshound 'our crops will be destroyed. It's a...

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Thrifty Tips #2

Funny story: Thrifty Tips #2

In the second of our occasional series on tips designed to be thrifty and save you money, we are delighted to bring you the second thrifty tip. Recycled Water. This one can be a bit tricky, and you have to watch you don't spill water over the kitchen floor, as you may slip and fall and even hurt yourself, thus potentially making it even thriftier as you may end up in hospital and therefore w...

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Heavy Flooding In West Midlands Uproots Housing Estate

Funny story: Heavy Flooding In West Midlands Uproots Housing Estate

There was heavy rain in the West Midlands area yesterday, and emergency services were on full alert today as more bad weather was expected.

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Think Before You Flush

Funny story: Think Before You Flush

Despite predictions of a hot summer for the UK, water companies and weather forecasters have said droughts are unlikely, though they haven't ruled out having to reuse 'bathroom waters'.

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South East Flooded With Hose Pipes

Funny story: South East Flooded With Hose Pipes

BRACKNELL - All flights in and out of Heathrow were cancelled today when water companies admitted that the hose pipe ban, lifted on Monday, has caused dangerous levels of hose pipes.

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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