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Funny story: Water companies introduce hosepipe bins

Water companies introduce hosepipe bins

Seven water companies yesterday announced plans for huge bins to collect hosepipes. The utility providers said that the bins - the largest ever used - will be placed in strategic locations throughout southern and eastern England. Residents in t...
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Funny story: Water Companies Introduce Hosepipe Ban

Water Companies Introduce Hosepipe Ban

Following a series of dry winters, water companies across the South of England are to impose a hosepipe ban for the first time since 2008. The ban will cover hosepipes used for watering gardens, wet T-shirt contests and for practical jokes. Profes...
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Funny story: Encouraging the Irish to reframe from over-indulging in Alcohol Backfires!

Encouraging the Irish to reframe from over-indulging in Alcohol Backfires!

During this festive season, authorities ran a major campaign against Alcoholism. Today, authorities have been forced to take a very usually step backwards and are now encouraging people to over indulge as they used to. The reason for this majo...
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Funny story: Parched earth scandal

Parched earth scandal

The cry is being heard throughout the country - 'We want water!' The drought is giving everyone a headache. 'If we don't get something for our parched earth soon' a farmer in Norfolk told our Farming newshound 'our crops will be destroyed. It's a...
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Funny story: Thrifty Tips #2

Thrifty Tips #2

In the second of our occasional series on tips designed to be thrifty and save you money, we are delighted to bring you the second thrifty tip. Recycled Water. This one can be a bit tricky, and you have to watch you don't spill water over the kitchen floor, as you may slip and fall and even hurt yourself, thus potentially making it even thriftier as you may end up in hospital and therefore w...
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Funny story: Heavy Flooding In West Midlands Uproots Housing Estate

Heavy Flooding In West Midlands Uproots Housing Estate

There was heavy rain in the West Midlands area yesterday, and emergency services were on full alert today as more bad weather was expected.
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Funny story: Think Before You Flush

Think Before You Flush

Despite predictions of a hot summer for the UK, water companies and weather forecasters have said droughts are unlikely, though they haven't ruled out having to reuse 'bathroom waters'.
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Funny story: South East Flooded With Hose Pipes

South East Flooded With Hose Pipes

BRACKNELL - All flights in and out of Heathrow were cancelled today when water companies admitted that the hose pipe ban, lifted on Monday, has caused dangerous levels of hose pipes.
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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