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Funny story: Todd Palin States That His Wife Sarah Has No Business Running For Any Kind of Office

Todd Palin States That His Wife Sarah Has No Business Running For Any Kind of Office

WASILLA, Alaska - In an announcement that caught many friends, relatives, and politicians by complete surprise Todd Palin has issued a comment regarding his wife, Sarah Palin. Todd told reporters that had assembled in the front yard of their home...
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Funny story: Russia Moves to Annex Alaska

Russia Moves to Annex Alaska

Pwetty-Boy Pwethident Poutine announced last night that Russia had recently undertaken plans to reassert its historical claim to the territory of Alaska. Standing outside a theater in Moscow where the Bolshevik Ballet was rehearsing for a gala pre...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Plans Winter Hibernation With A Pack of Wild Grizzly Bears

Sarah Palin Plans Winter Hibernation With A Pack of Wild Grizzly Bears

WASILLA, Alaska --- With the start of 2014 bringing below zero temperatures, Sarah Palin announced this morning that she will protest against America's War on Christmas by hibernating for the winter with a pack of wild grizzly bears. Shortly af...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Predicts The Arctic Ice Cap Will End Up In Missouri By 2016

Sarah Palin Predicts The Arctic Ice Cap Will End Up In Missouri By 2016

WASILLA, Alaska - The former governor of Alaska and 2008 vice-presidential loser Sarah "Snowflake" Palin recently spoke in the parking lot of Eskimo Eddie's Old-Fashioned Burger Hut in her hometown of Wasilla. Palin told the crowd of 19 people tha...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She Received An Email With Suspicious White Powder

Sarah Palin Says She Received An Email With Suspicious White Powder

WASILLA, Alaska - Since her political career has pretty much evaporated just like an Arizona summer shower, perhaps old "Snowflake" Palin should consider going into standup comedy or better yet secretarial work. The woman who never met a geographi...
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Funny story: Taliban General Plotting To Kidnap Sarah Palin Captured In Wasilla, Alaska

Taliban General Plotting To Kidnap Sarah Palin Captured In Wasilla, Alaska

WASILLA, Alaska - Local authorities in Sarah Palin's hometown of Wasilla are reporting that they have made one of the biggest arrests in the history of the Alaskan town. Wasilla Sheriff Abner Bellbubble stated that at 4 a.m. on Friday morning loca...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Son Track Files For Divorce

Sarah Palin's Son Track Files For Divorce

WASILLA, Alaska - Well after being married for a year and a half Sarah Palin's son Track Palin, 23, has decided to end his marriage to Britta Hanson-Palin, 22. The couple was married in May of 2011, and in August of that year, "Blondie" as Britta...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Turning Into A Stick Woman

Sarah Palin Turning Into A Stick Woman

WASILLA, Alaska - News reports coming out of the Iceberg State, report that Todd Palin has confided in his salmon fishing guide that he is very worried about his wife Sarah. Mr. Palin told Miss Nanicka Zapalicka that just in the past month the old...
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Funny story: Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy, Levi Johnston And His Pregnant Girlfriend "Sunny" Reveal The Extremely Unusual Name of Their Unborn Baby Girl

Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy, Levi Johnston And His Pregnant Girlfriend "Sunny" Reveal The Extremely Unusual Name of Their Unborn Baby Girl

WASILLA, Alaska - Levi "The Hockey Dude" Johnston, as his ex-future mother-in-law Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin nicknamed him is back in the celebrity spotlight. Johnston, who is 22, revealed to Macadamia Honeysuckle with LaLaLand Limelight, that...
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Funny story: Bristol Palin Is Depressed - She Leaves Arizona And Returns To Daddy and Mommy Palin's Home In Alaska

Bristol Palin Is Depressed - She Leaves Arizona And Returns To Daddy and Mommy Palin's Home In Alaska

WASILLA, Alaska - Bristol Palin, the eldest daughter of Todd and "Snowflake" Palin really and truly believed that when she finished in third place on Dancing With The Stars that she was going to have all kinds of doors open up to her. Well "Shotgu...
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Funny story: Sarah and Todd Palin's Son Track Marries Britta Hanson In a Royal Alaskan Wedding With Everyone Dressed in Jeans

Sarah and Todd Palin's Son Track Marries Britta Hanson In a Royal Alaskan Wedding With Everyone Dressed in Jeans

HATCHERS PASS, Alaska - The little Alaskan village of Hatchers Pass was the scene of the biggest wedding in the area since 1897, when Eskimo Chief Sha Na Na's daughter Ohh La la married Hookerholt "Snowballs" Broomprackle, the son of Hollander and Sn...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Has Stated That The Nude Photos of Sarah Palin Have All Been Burned

Kate Gosselin Has Stated That The Nude Photos of Sarah Palin Have All Been Burned

READING, Pennsylvania - After skirting the issue for several months Kate Gosselin, star of the hit reality show Kate Plus 8, has finally addressed the question of the infamous Sarah Palin nude photos. Gosselin agreed to speak with LaTuna LaTundra...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Hints That She May Be Heading For Arizona and Moving In With Daughter Bristol

Sarah Palin Hints That She May Be Heading For Arizona and Moving In With Daughter Bristol

WASILLA, Alaska - The word on the frozen streets of Wasilla is not good in regards to the Palin Family. It appears that there may be trouble over in Casa Moscow, the Todd and Sarah Palin home. For the past few weeks the rumor mills of this tiny Al...
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Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Looking For Gold In All The 'Right' Places

"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Looking For Gold In All The 'Right' Places

WASILLA, Alaska - The finale of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska started off like all of the previous shows with the fantastic theme song "Follow Me There" which was written and performed by a band called Third Day. The theme song really captures the f...
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Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Mighty Frozen Alaskan Vagina" Sweeping the Nation

"Sarah Palin's Mighty Frozen Alaskan Vagina" Sweeping the Nation

(US & A) - The reality-TV miniseries, Sarah Palin's Mighty Frozen Alaskan Vagina, has only been airing on The loosely-named Learning Channel for five episodes. But it is setting records in viewership, with more than 1 out of every 100 Americans...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin and Kathy Griffin Duke it Out in Wasilla Wal-Mart Parking Lot

Sarah Palin and Kathy Griffin Duke it Out in Wasilla Wal-Mart Parking Lot

Wasilly, AK - The fur was flying Saturday as Kathy Griffin confronted Sarah Palin as she was leaving the local Wal-Mart with the week's groceries for the family. Eye witnesses claim that Kathy was clearly the aggressor initially, but that Palin s...
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