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Funny story:  Redskins Coach Mike Shanahan Is Being Investigated By Congress

Redskins Coach Mike Shanahan Is Being Investigated By Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Many saw it coming and it has certainly arrived. The United States Congress has just informed the Washington Redskins organization that it will be conducting a full scale investigation into Redskins Coach Mike Shanahan. Accordin...
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Funny story:  Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow Could Both Be Going To The Washington Redskins

Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow Could Both Be Going To The Washington Redskins

NEW YORK CITY - Word coming out of the New York Jets front office is that there is a deal in the works that would send quarterbacks Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow to the Redskins for Kirk Cousins. An inside source who would only give his initials - P.
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Funny story:  Rob "The Mouth" Parker Suspended For His Robert Griffin III, Cornball Remark

Rob "The Mouth" Parker Suspended For His Robert Griffin III, Cornball Remark

NEW YORK CITY - ESPN's sports contributor Rob Parker has once again stuck his big foot in his mouth on national television. Parker, who looks a lot like CNN's contributing journalist Roland Martin, has a history of saying things that most TV sport...
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Funny story:  Dan Bailey and The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The Washington Redskins 18-16 On The Rookie's Amazing Six Field Goal Performance

Dan Bailey and The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The Washington Redskins 18-16 On The Rookie's Amazing Six Field Goal Performance

DALLAS - Well it's a good thing that the Dallas Cowboys have someone who knows how to kick field goals because Tony Romo, and the Cowboy receivers and running backs apparently should have Googled Map Quest to find out exactly where the end zone was l...
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Funny story:  Redskin's Owner Daniel Snyder Sues Pretzel Maker, Snyder's of Hanover, for Defamation

Redskin's Owner Daniel Snyder Sues Pretzel Maker, Snyder's of Hanover, for Defamation

Fresh off of changing the venue of his defamation suit against the City Paper from New York City to Washington DC, Redskin's Owner Daniel Snyder filed another defamation suit against pretzel maker Snyder's of Hanover located in Lorton, Virginia. Mr...
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Funny story:  Redskins Owner Daniel Snyder Getting Obese from Eating Too Many Contracts

Redskins Owner Daniel Snyder Getting Obese from Eating Too Many Contracts

Redskins' owner Daniel Snyder has reportedly gained over 400 pounds since he first purchased the Redskins organization in 1999, by eating the remainder of contracts of players and coaches that he has fired throughout his tenure as owner. Snyder's ob...
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Funny story:  Donovan Wins First Annual "Albert Haynesworth Memorial 'You're Not Welcome Here' Award", Is Demoted To 3rd String Quarterback For Redskins' Last Two Games

Donovan Wins First Annual "Albert Haynesworth Memorial 'You're Not Welcome Here' Award", Is Demoted To 3rd String Quarterback For Redskins' Last Two Games

Bigoted Washington Redskins Coach Mike Shanahan has demoted $40millon man Donovan McNabb to Lead Offensive Benchwarmer, and says Rex Grossman is his starting caucasian for the rest of the season, beginning with Sunday's game at Dallas. "McNabb wil...
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Funny story:  Redskins Head Coach Benches Donovan McNabb And All Other Black Players

Redskins Head Coach Benches Donovan McNabb And All Other Black Players

Washington Redskins Head Coach Mike Shanahan has announced that, rather than just replacing starting quarterback Donovan McNabb with former Bears washout Rex Grossman, he will field an all-white team when they play the Dallas Cowboys next Sunday. Jus...
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Funny story:  Mike Shanahan: McNabb Cost Me My Record Of 26 Seasons Without a Black Quarterback.

Mike Shanahan: McNabb Cost Me My Record Of 26 Seasons Without a Black Quarterback.

Mike Shanahan is not angry at Redskins quarterback Donovan McNabb because he is a big fat oaf, or is a terrible leader, or because he can't throw two accurate passes in a row. Instead, his frustration comes from McNabb breaking his NFL-record 26 cons...
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Funny story:  Donovan McFlabb Upset Over Questions Regarding His Body Mass Index.

Donovan McFlabb Upset Over Questions Regarding His Body Mass Index.

Donovan McFlabb's life since joining the hapless Redskins has been a blur of criticism, condemnation and fatty foods. And, judging from McNabb's furious lashing out during his weekly after-loss press conference, it seems to be getting to him. Here we...
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Funny story:  Michael Vick Named Pet Store NFL Player Of The Week.

Michael Vick Named Pet Store NFL Player Of The Week.

Eagles QB Michael Vick has been named the National Pet Store (NPS) NFL player of the week, after his brilliant 6-touchdown performance against the Washington Redskins on Monday Night Football. Sanitized for your protection... Thank goodness, gent...
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Funny story:  Redskins Head Coach Shanahan: "Eagles Darkie QB Much Better Than Ours."

Redskins Head Coach Shanahan: "Eagles Darkie QB Much Better Than Ours."

Mike Shanahan finally admitted it: No, not that he is the most famous colored-hating racist in the Washington, DC-Metro Area since Senator Strom Thurmond, but that his team blows monkeys, as proven by the Eagles' 28 point 1st quarter pummeling of the...
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Funny story:  McNabb's Crapulence Removes Gild From His Lily

McNabb's Crapulence Removes Gild From His Lily

Philadelphia Eagles fans have waited for quite some time to be able to say it. Ever since Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie and the Midnight Green braintrust found it in their best interest to trade the most successful quarterback in team history to the Wa...
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Funny story:  Same Sh-t, Different Uniform: Donovan McNabb Benched During Loss to Lions

Same Sh-t, Different Uniform: Donovan McNabb Benched During Loss to Lions

Flashback to the mid-2000s: Eagles QB Donovan McNabb hits the field and promptly plays like absolute sh-t. Head Coach Andy Reid, frustrated, benches his arrogant ass, giving __ insert name of sh-tty backup QB here__ the opportunity to finish up durin...
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Funny story:  Washington Redskins Hire Mike Shanahan As New Head Coach

Washington Redskins Hire Mike Shanahan As New Head Coach

Mike Shanahan was announced this morning as the new head coach of the Washington Redskins. The team, which has had 119 head coaches under owner Dan Snyder, announced that Shanahan would begin work immediately to rebuild the former once proud dynasty...
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Funny story:  The Detroit Lions Finally Win A Game!

The Detroit Lions Finally Win A Game!

DETROIT - The fans of the NFL Detroit Lions have finally been treated to a rare rarity - Their beloved Lions have won a football game. After going for 21 months without winning a game the Lions defeated the Washington Redskins 19-14 snapping their...
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Funny story:  The NAACP  Wants Washington To Drop The Redskins Name

The NAACP Wants Washington To Drop The Redskins Name

INDIAN HILLS, Colorado - The NAACP, which stands for The National Association for the Advancement of Chiefs and Papooses has sent a petition to the owner of the NFL Washington Redskins demanding that he change the name of his football team. Toby R...
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Funny story:  Bye Bye, Arrivederci, and Adios Redskins

Bye Bye, Arrivederci, and Adios Redskins

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Earlier this year the United States senate overwhelmingly approved The Zuccarelli-Powdermaker Be Nice To Indians Bill which mandates that every professional sports team that currently uses a Native-American mascot name must change...
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