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Funny story: A 'Drained Swamp' Nets Surprising Results

A 'Drained Swamp' Nets Surprising Results

When President Trump fulfilled his campaign promise to "drain the swamp" in Washington, DC, the enormous steel mesh utilized to capture the tons of political debris revealed the usual suspects: a rigged political system, lobbyists buying influence an...
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Funny story: Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Thursday, Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump outlined bold initiatives to finance the construction of an impenetrable barrier to the southern border of the United States. In a joint venture with the Church & Dwight Company, the first stage of the wall...
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Funny story: Meditation to Become Compulsory in US Prisons?

Meditation to Become Compulsory in US Prisons?

Washington: Capitol Hill: A bill is to be presented before Congress tonight making meditation practice compulsory in all US prisons. It is unlikely the bill will get passed though as most representatives do not actually know what meditation is...
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Funny story: Pope Francis declines lunch invitation by dirty bums to dine with homeless instead

Pope Francis declines lunch invitation by dirty bums to dine with homeless instead

On the day of his much publicized arrival in the United States Pope Francis politely declined an invitation to have lunch with some of the top leaders in Washington to serve lunch to the homeless at St. Patrick's Church in Washington D.C. House...
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Funny story: Left Wing Liberal Nuts Go On A Run For The Ages!

Left Wing Liberal Nuts Go On A Run For The Ages!

Washington, D.C - How do you cap off a Democratic Presidency that seems to have gotten almost nothing done for nearly eight long years? Well, a good way to start is to gather all the whack job liberals you can find after a really gruesome, racially m...
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Funny story: Republicans Roll Out Carly Fiorina Robot

Republicans Roll Out Carly Fiorina Robot

Atlanta, GA - On Tuesday, the Republican Party rolled out it's new robot candidate, Carly Fiorina. The unveiling of their newest, multi-million dollar invention indeed seemed to fool a lot of TV viewers into thinking it was human, but the folks over...
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Funny story: TV's "The View" Announces 2016 Presidential Bid

TV's "The View" Announces 2016 Presidential Bid

New York, NY - In a rare political move not seen since the early '70's, Rosie Perez released a message via Twitter and Instagram, that her and her colleagues are collectively running a bi-partisan bid for the 2016 White House. "That is, if we don'...
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Funny story: Afrophysicists Discover Link to Dark Matter

Afrophysicists Discover Link to Dark Matter

A link to solving the mystery of dark matter which as bedeviled physicists for decades has been solved posthumously it seems by Chuck Brown the acknowledged Godfather of Go-go music in the Washington D.C. area in the mid 1960's. While originally loca...
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Funny story: Now You can Sell your Vote!

Now You can Sell your Vote!

WASHINGTON. VOTES FOR SALE by order of Congress. Yes folks, it's finally here, on the back of the 1997 North Carolina ground breaking voluntary sterilization for women called "Project Prevention" that invited young women to have themselves sterilized...
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Funny story: Dollar Counterfeiter Jailed for Life

Dollar Counterfeiter Jailed for Life

Gotfried Right was today jailed for life at a ground-breaking trial in the Superior Court of San Francisco. Gotfried, a professor of graphic design at the Academy of Art had set up a printing press in his garage and proceeded to print what the prosec...
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Funny story: The President's manhood problem leads to new research project plus numerous denials and clarifications

The President's manhood problem leads to new research project plus numerous denials and clarifications

When Mr. Brooks of The New York Times remarked that Mr. Obama "has a manhood problem in the Middle East," the globe took on a listening attitude . . . prior to the uproar. Mr. Obama's State Department immediately rushed forward to remind that Ms.
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Funny story: McCutcheon decision generates Candidates 'R Us program with special discounts for purchasing blocks of representatives

McCutcheon decision generates Candidates 'R Us program with special discounts for purchasing blocks of representatives

New Candidates 'R Us store fronts are springing up in Washington with window posters featuring smiling congressional candidates. At times these window displays also feature goodlooking females in special uniforms designed with stars and stripes. T...
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Funny story: Bernie Madoff Mad at Favorite Prison Recreation, Stupid Washington

Bernie Madoff Mad at Favorite Prison Recreation, Stupid Washington

After our reporters went to interview a couple of guys whose DNA proved them to be innocent of a sex crime after spending 12 years in jail, they were told that Bernie Madoff, the guy who stole millions off trusting clients, wanted to see them. "Bernie looked a lot older but he had fire in his eyes." He greeted us and then went right into a rant that while he, Bernie Madoff, was spending hard...
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Funny story: Barack Obama signs law that stops actors from playing more than one Superhero on screen

Barack Obama signs law that stops actors from playing more than one Superhero on screen

It was a momentous day in Washington as President Barack Obama put the finishing touches on a new bill that prevents Hollywood actors from playing more than one superhero on film. The President had been promising laws regulating actors and their por...
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Funny story: White House to be Pink House

White House to be Pink House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House announced today that in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month this coming October, the White House will be painted pink. According to press secretary, Joanna Rosholm, Mrs. Obama made the decision after conferrin...
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Funny story: Hell's Canyon to be Used as Garbage Ravine

Hell's Canyon to be Used as Garbage Ravine

WALLA WALLA, WASHINGTON - Officials announced today that Waste Management of the West (WMOW) has signed an agreement with the federal government to begin utilizing Hell's Canyon as their newest waste site for Oregon, Washington, and Idaho. Hell...
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Funny story: Spoof reporter almost gets his n**ts in a twist and thrown off a f**king balcony

Spoof reporter almost gets his n**ts in a twist and thrown off a f**king balcony

According to spokespersons for Representative Michael Grimm (R-NY), he did not follow up threats to NY1 reporter Michael Scotto with similar threats to a Spoof reporter. However, a representative for Spoof reporter Pepe Warezabar states the case d...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Wants Travel To The Marijuana State of Colorado Banned

Ann Coulter Wants Travel To The Marijuana State of Colorado Banned

NEW YORK CITY - Ann Coulter, GOP maven and professional talking head has stated that she wants President Obama to ban all travel to Colorado. According to Political Salad Bar Magazine "Trigger Face" Coulter is upset that Colorado and Washington st...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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