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Up The Buses! - Part 13A.

Funny story: Up The Buses! - Part 13A.

ACT 2, Scene 3 Camera 1 pans around Blakey's office. Interior - Blakey's office. Inspector Blake is sitting at prototype Sinclair Computer reading a few notes and there was a forlorne look on his face. Blakeys expression is one of concern, as may he might, the date is the 1st April. He knows from last years pranks, the Boss of Local and District Bus Traction Corp, warned him in writing no...

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Half a million Brits only wash their sheets 3 times a year. Smelly Brit media @ Vancouver 2010 brags it never washes its dirty linen!

Funny story: Half a million Brits only wash their sheets 3 times a year. Smelly Brit media @ Vancouver 2010 brags it never washes its dirty linen!

VANCOUVER 2010: Canadians celebrating their brilliant Olympics say the reason for the Brit media's sulky, petulant and un-sportsmanlike response to opening night is because of their "itchy and scratchy unwashed underwear". As if to confirm Canadi...

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Hand Sanitizer Manufacturer Secretly Releases Third Strand of Swine Flu Virus

A liquid hand sanitizer giant has reportedly released a sub-sect strain of the popular swine flu virus to the general public to make up for sagging fourth quarter sales projections. The company saw their stock prices soar over the past year as t...

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New Dimension Discovered

Funny story: New Dimension Discovered

Today science has made quite possible the biggest breakthrough in history. Today, in Tulsa Oklahoma, in a private laboratory in his parent's basement, Ben Harding (48) broke the dimensional barriers and has discovered where socks go when "lost" in th...

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Hand Sanitizer Proven No Better than Mother's Spit

Funny story: Hand Sanitizer Proven No Better than Mother's Spit

After a year of research into the antiseptic qualities of the typical over-the-counter, alcohol based hand sanitizer, researchers now admit that the ingredients in the sanitizer are no more effective than the spit from any mother's mouth. Side by...

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Hilton and Marriott Adopt Protein-Stain Resistant Towels

Funny story: Hilton and Marriott Adopt Protein-Stain Resistant Towels

Patented by Dr. Buster Hymens, a bio-chemist from Spit City, Nevada, a new coating that bonds itself to cotton fibers prevents even the worst protein stains from setting. Applied to towels and bedding in the initial wash cycle, the coating still al...

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Man Fakes His Own Death So He Can Avoid Having To Wash the Dishes

Funny story: Man Fakes His Own Death So He Can Avoid Having To Wash the Dishes

Local man Barnaby Jones, 62, pretended he was dead so as he could avoid having to wash up after dinner.

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Technology Update: Not Everybody Loves a 'Smart' Washing Machine

Funny story: Technology Update: Not Everybody Loves a 'Smart' Washing Machine

What has technology wrought? For some, a washing machine that 'communicates' with its owners. Sam Solitaire (shown here) is presently using his PC to 'talk' to the equipment in his laundry room. Sam is participating in a trial of...

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Car Washing Surpasses Sex as Favorite Activity in Suburbia

Recently collected data confirm that weekend car washing by spouses has surpassed sex as the most frequent, and the most enjoyable, activity in suburbia, with lawn mowing, leaf blowing, and powerwashing tied for third place. Tied for fourth place wer...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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