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Booger Supplement Industry To Grow To 100 Billion By 2020

Funny story: Booger Supplement Industry To Grow To 100 Billion By 2020

The exploding booger supplement industry is predicted to grow to 100 billion dollars within a few years time. While no one has made any money yet, the giants in pharmaceuticals are spending hundreds of millions of dollars: Johnson & Johnson h...

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Warren Buffet advises schoolchildren to "eat junk"

Funny story: Warren Buffet advises schoolchildren to "eat junk"

OUT THERE -- Famed financier Warren Buffet says his secret source of energy is in his name: buffet. "Eat like it's your last meal," he advises six-year-old schoolchildren, "and you're at an all-you-can-eat buffet!" That's where the octogenarian-pl...

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Donald Trump Tries to Crash Meeting Between Bill Gates and Warren Buffet-Made to Wait All Day in Lobby

Funny story: Donald Trump Tries to Crash Meeting Between Bill Gates and Warren Buffet-Made to Wait All Day in Lobby

New York, NYDonald Trump was left sitting in the lobby at the BOSS lobby (short for Billionaire's Organization to Surmise Shit) today, the equivalent of having to sit at the "little kid's table" at Thanksgiving. Apparently, the big boys like Warre...

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Sen. Sherrod Brown charged with conflict of interest

WHAT'S THE BEEF, OH -- Elected to represent the not-so-great state of Ohio, U. S. Senator Sherrod Brown (a Democrat, of course) has been charged with a conflict of interest. Apparently, while supposedly representing Ohio, the politician is also re...

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What triggered the economic crisis? Accountants add it up

Funny story: What triggered the economic crisis? Accountants add it up

New York -- After more than five years of intense investigations and calculations, a panel of 27 accountants has discovered the direct cause of the ongoing collapse of the world's economy. Its finding: A bookkeeper for a tax accounting firm head...

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Warren Buffett's Secretary Arrested For Panhandling

Funny story: Warren Buffett's Secretary Arrested For Panhandling

BILLINGSGATE POST - Debbie Bosanek, the token oppressed tax-payor who was not able to use capital gain treatment on her salary of an estimated $300,000, was arrested in tony Georgetown for impersonating a Banshee rag-picker. After nodding off duri...

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LG Corporation Secretly Owned by Warren Buffett's Ex-Girlfriend

Funny story: LG Corporation Secretly Owned by Warren Buffett's Ex-Girlfriend

Financial and social news wires buzzing from the story that broke earlier today, the mystery woman who would be Warren Buffett's former gal pal reportedly owns majority stock in the LG electronics corporation. A Canadian resident, self made billio...

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Berkshire-Hathaway Backs G7 Support of the Yen

Funny story: Berkshire-Hathaway Backs G7 Support of the Yen

Following the declaration of financial support yesterday by G7 countries in the stabilization of the Japanese Yen, and a few celebratory top shelf margaritas to close out their press conference, U.K. and U.S. Finance Ministers were the first to reali...

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Berkshire-Hathaway Makes Sweet Bid for Dairy Queen

Funny story: Berkshire-Hathaway Makes Sweet Bid for Dairy Queen

Shocking Wall Street this afternoon with a surprise announcement over the acquisition of Dairy Queen, America's favorite ice cream franchise, Berkshire-Hathaway plans to bid $2 over DQ's current per-share market price to close the deal as soon as pos...

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Removing Warren Buffett and Bill Gates from My List of Spoofables

Funny story: Removing Warren Buffett and Bill Gates from My List of Spoofables

So far, in the little over a year that I've been writing satire, I've only pulled one story, a tasteless piece about Burt Reynolds. I just didn't have the heart. Now I'm making a conscious effort not to spoof two more people no matter what news stories break around them. Why? Because these two billionaires have done what I never thought I'd see in my lifetime. Besides making it their priority t...

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$650,000 Wasted to Have Business Dinner With Wrong Buffett! Woman Killed!

Funny story: $650,000 Wasted to Have Business Dinner With Wrong Buffett! Woman Killed!

A recent offer by multilbillionaire Warren Buffett, CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, that anybody could have dinner with him to the tune of a small fortune, recently resulted in a major financial loss for an up-and-coming Indian businessman and the untimel...

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Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled

Funny story: Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled

LUNDON, ENGLUND (IPU)--Cadbury, the British candy manufacturer, has announced a recall of some 30 million tons of Easter Island Statue candy not properly labeled with warnings for those with bad backs & herni...

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Oswald's Dallas Window Fetches $3 Million

Funny story: Oswald's Dallas Window Fetches $3 Million

The world famous window from the fourth floor of the Dallas school book depository in Dealey plaza was yesterday sold on the internet auction site E bay for the astonishing figure of three million dollars.

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GE eyes Buffett in takeover bid

Funny story: GE eyes Buffett in takeover bid

(NEW YORK) General Electric has announced its bid to acquire renowned investor Warren Buffett in a deal worth $47B. Buffett, whose net worth is estimated at $30.5B, would be exchanged for $6B in cash and $41B in GE preferred stock.

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