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Funny story: Madonna Denies That Her Career Is Sinking

Madonna Denies That Her Career Is Sinking

CUCAMONGA - Madonna recently performed at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga. The concert promoter took one heck of a beating as the 8,000 seat arena saw a total of 113 concert goers in attendance. Concert promoter Dwight "El Dinero" Dininski...
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Funny story: Warren Beatty's Daughter Who Is A Transgender Guy Has Fallen For A Straight Guy Or Is He A Gay Guy?

Warren Beatty's Daughter Who Is A Transgender Guy Has Fallen For A Straight Guy Or Is He A Gay Guy?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Noted actor Warren Beatty talking about his biological daughter Kathlyn, 20, who now is known as Stephen Ira Beatty, says that he has not been this confused since back in 1990, when he was dating that flaky, fruit cup Madonna. The...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson to do New Version of "Bonnie & Clyde"!

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson to do New Version of "Bonnie & Clyde"!

Hang on Twilight lovers, the last Twilight may finally be played out but it's two co-stars, Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson, are said to be looking over the roles of Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow, the 1930 bank robbers made famous in the earl...
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Funny story: Elvis Presley Hated Warren Beatty!

Elvis Presley Hated Warren Beatty!

After several tabloids told the public that rock & roll legend Elvis Presley hated the Beatles John Lennon because of Lennon's anti-war, pacifist views, our reporters have discovered that Elvis wasn't exactly fond of actor Warren Beatty either.
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Funny story: Warren Beatty Still Upset That Daughter Had Sex Change

Warren Beatty Still Upset That Daughter Had Sex Change

Warren Beatty has been sounding more like Mel Gibson of late after his former daughter Kathryn has finally visited dear old dad as Stephen Beatty. "I didn't feel very welcome by my dad", stated Stephen to reporters including our own Tooter Day. "H...
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Funny story: Warren Beatty and Annette Bening's Marriage May Be On The Rocks Due To The Upcoming "Sex Change"

Warren Beatty and Annette Bening's Marriage May Be On The Rocks Due To The Upcoming "Sex Change"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Julie Andrews once sang that the hills were alive with the sound of music. But in the case of Warren Beatty and Annette Bening their current marital musical song may be the theme from The Addams Family. Inside sources say that bo...
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Funny story: Warren Beatty and Wife Annette Benning At Odds Over Daughter's Desire To Get A Sex-Change Operation

Warren Beatty and Wife Annette Benning At Odds Over Daughter's Desire To Get A Sex-Change Operation

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - High in the exclusive Hollywood Hills fireworks are exploding all over the Beatty-Benning household. Mom Benning totally supports 18-year-old daughter Kathlyn's desire to undergo sexual reassignment surgery and become a male.
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Funny story: Warren Beatty's Daughter Becoming His Son

Warren Beatty's Daughter Becoming His Son

After bragging about all the women he has had, somehow it's ironic that Warren Beatty's daughter, Kathlyn Beatty is planning to have a sex operation that would change her to a man. "This is horrendous", stated a very upset Beatty. "She's a woman,...
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Funny story: Warren Beatty's Daughter Kathlyn To Become Stephen After Sex Change Operation

Warren Beatty's Daughter Kathlyn To Become Stephen After Sex Change Operation

VENICE BEACH, California - Warren Beatty and his wife Annette Bening were having a nice day out at the beach when they were approached by a local reporter. He asked the celebrity couple if they were okay with their daughter Kathlyn having sexual r...
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Funny story: Local Hairdresser Claims he's Slept with more Women than Warren Beatty

Local Hairdresser Claims he's Slept with more Women than Warren Beatty

Local hairdresser, Dave Grimes - more commonly known as 'Pompidor de LaChemise' - has claimed that he is even more of a man whore than Hollywood Casanova Warren Beatty. In a new book by Peter Biskind - a man who once had a career - Beatty is said...
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Funny story: Warren Beatty wins annual snow writing contest in Aspen

Warren Beatty wins annual snow writing contest in Aspen

A cheering crowd of vacationing skiers in Aspen screamed in glee as famous actor/womanizer, Warren Beatty won the 2nd annual snow writing contest in this celebrity crowded city. The contest involved several local residents as well as celebrities.
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Funny story: Use It Or Lose it, Is Warren Beatty's Motto

Use It Or Lose it, Is Warren Beatty's Motto

In an interview with the last of the old time Hollywood Lovers, I approached Mr. Beatty's front gate, trembling from head to toe. Although I have interviewed many Hollywood greats, Warren Beatty was the heartthrob and secret desire of women everywhere in the world. Showing my press badge, the security guard pressed the button to alert the Beatty residence that he had company. I immediate...
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Funny story: Warren Beatty's "WAD" was biggest ever seen

Warren Beatty's "WAD" was biggest ever seen

Being able to interview "hot shot" Warren Beatty about his amazing prowess with women is a much coveted feat in the world of words. I was granted this interview with Mr. Beatty and he was only too eager to talk about it, but he said, "Be advised, this is not an exclusive, you have to grant me permission to talk about this with as many publications as I want". Since I feel this is a small pri...
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Funny story: Warren Beatty Comes Clean - It Wasn't 12,755 Women, It Was Only 9,871

Warren Beatty Comes Clean - It Wasn't 12,755 Women, It Was Only 9,871

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Warren Beatty says that when he read that he had slept with 12,755 women he smiled and then he started laughing. He said that he was not sure of the number, but he felt that the figure of 12,755 was too high. So he went up into h...
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Funny story: Scientists want to get hold of Warren Beatty's Penis

Scientists want to get hold of Warren Beatty's Penis

Warren Beatty has become somewhat of a celebrity, not for his acting talents, but for his bedroom talents. The Academy of Penile Science in Berkley California are hoping to get hold of Warren's penis to study it now, or after he is deceased. Pe...
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Funny story: Beatty Sleeps with Entire Female Population of Barstow, CA

Beatty Sleeps with Entire Female Population of Barstow, CA

The secret no longer being a secret, thanks in part to the recently released, unauthorized biography on Warren Beatty's life and apparent good times, new revelations are coming to the forefront as to where Mr. Beatty managed to reach the alleged 13,0...
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Funny story: Warren Beatty memoir puts Tiger Woods philandering 'in bush-league'

Warren Beatty memoir puts Tiger Woods philandering 'in bush-league'

New York - (Small Potatoes): A new biography of screen legend Warren Beatty sets the benchmark for celeb shagging at 'around 13,000,' easily eclipsing current top US lothario Tiger Woods. According to the memoir the 72 year-old movie actor, direct...
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Funny story: Warren Beatty Confesses: "I think this song is about me"

Warren Beatty Confesses: "I think this song is about me"

Actor Warren Beatty admitted that he really does "think this song is about him" several times a week.
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