I don't watch internet pornography because visiting those sites leaves traces on your computer, and you never know when your sister is going to go through your search history-AND-there's always the chance that, after you're dead, your heirs might sell your computer to a church, and while the congregants are using it for a power-point presentation on Christmas Eve, might hit the wrong button, see w...
I awoke, and perused the warning signs on my morning medications before taking them:
If you miss dose and it is close to the time for your next dose, miss that one...
Do not give to children or and adolescents below 18 years of age...
Possible Side Effects: (To numerous to mention)
If you take more ........ than you should go to the nearest Hospital A&E...
Do not stop...
Washington DC: The Surgeon General announced today that a new set of realistic warning messages will be placed on billboards around the nation.
Denver - Box cutters will soon come with a written warning in much the same way that cigarettes do.
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