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Funny story: ISIS member suggests brighter alternative to organisation's black flag

ISIS member suggests brighter alternative to organisation's black flag

ISIS member Bhat Hazal put forward his suggestions for a new flag for the terrorist group ISIS on Friday night. The current terrorist organisation revealed their all black flag to people last week during skirmishes in the Middle East. However Mr Haza...
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Funny story: Congress Declares Global War on 'The Heebie-Jeebies'

Congress Declares Global War on 'The Heebie-Jeebies'

WASHINGTON-On Monday, the U.S. Congress unanimously approved the Authorization for Use of Force against Unpleasant Lifeforms (AUFUL) joint resolution, effectively declaring war on what the Obama administration calls "the heebie-jeebies." After si...
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Funny story: US Drone Already Planning World Domination

US Drone Already Planning World Domination

They patrol the skies and fight the war on terror, however a Washington source believed to be from inside the Pentagon has said that at least one US drone has already been showing signs of disobedience towards its masters. The drone in question,...
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Funny story: New Weapon in U.S. Arsenal in Fight Against Terror

New Weapon in U.S. Arsenal in Fight Against Terror

The states have begun to step up to the plate as the federal government continues to become less adept at fighting the war on terror. Colorado led the charge by legalizing marijuana for recreational use. This was followed by Washington state.
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Funny story: Sharper Minds In Elders Generated By Military Video Games

Sharper Minds In Elders Generated By Military Video Games

Recent research shows that short- term memory and long term focus in older adults can be enhanced by participation in military video games involving blood and slaughter. Killing people in the videos must be accomplished in the space of two or three...
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Funny story: Spoof journalist falls foul of NSA spooks

Spoof journalist falls foul of NSA spooks

Following reports in Thursday's Guardian, Spoof journalist Paxton Quigley was shocked to discover that he had become a victim of US security surveillance officers. He spoke to a colleague on the newsdesk about his experience and we are now exposing...
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Funny story: Gettysburg reenactors reminisce on simpler time when the government didn't spy on them

Gettysburg reenactors reminisce on simpler time when the government didn't spy on them

GETTYSBURG, PA--Civil War reenactors have gathered this week at Gettysburg National Memorial Park for a three-day long reenactment in celebration of the battle's 150th Anniversary. All week, participants will authentically live the life of a Civil Wa...
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Funny story: NSA Director - "We Stopped Over a Thousand Terrorist Attacks"

NSA Director - "We Stopped Over a Thousand Terrorist Attacks"

WASHINGTON DC - NSA director Keith Alexander defended the NSA practice of recording all Americans' phone calls, tracking their locations by cellphone GPS, copying emails, and downloading web browser site visits and IP statistics with backdoor access...
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Funny story: Obama rudely heckled with facts, intellectual consistency

Obama rudely heckled with facts, intellectual consistency

WASHINGTON, D.C.--While giving a speech on the War on Terror Thursday, President Obama was rudely interrupted by a barrage of factual statements and ethical standards by a member of leftist activist group Code Pink. "Asking [Obama] why the 86...
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Funny story: Authorities Release Boston Bomber Profile: Urge Public Assistance

Authorities Release Boston Bomber Profile: Urge Public Assistance

MIAMI-April 17, 2013- Authorities have released new information regarding Monday's Boston Marathon Bomber and are urging the public to assist in his apprehension. The Bomber is thought to be responsible for Monday's terrifying terror attack that left...
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Funny story: New York miraculously not destroyed following arraignment of bin Laden's son-in-law in civilian court

New York miraculously not destroyed following arraignment of bin Laden's son-in-law in civilian court

NEW YORK, NY--A thankful relief hangs over the city today, after the revelation that Sulaiman Abu Ghaith, al-Qaeda spokesperson and son-in-law of Osama bin Laden, was arraigned in civilian court yesterday, amazingly without a single loss of life...
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Funny story: Local Tramp Pays Surprise Visit To British Troops In Afghanistan

Local Tramp Pays Surprise Visit To British Troops In Afghanistan

Local tramp and wino Solomon McGeachy today paid a surprise visit to British personnel stationed at Camp Bastion in Afghanistan. Arriving in secret and in the middle of the night, Solomon flew into the country on a morale boosting visit. The be...
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Funny story: Disneyland Kabul Sees Tourism Numbers Continue to Dip

Disneyland Kabul Sees Tourism Numbers Continue to Dip

Kabul, Afghanistan - Disneyland officials, in a financial press release revealed earlier today, reported the continuing decline in revenues at their Kabul Family Resort location. The financial brief cited reduced visitor counts, lack of available ho...
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Funny story: Drugs 1 Government 0

Drugs 1 Government 0

Britain's justice system is loosening the war on drugs according to Back and to the Left's sources in Westminster. "It's pointless," our source moaned, "people just aren't interested in shopping their nearest and dearest to the police for minor d...
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Funny story: Paddington Bear to launch marmalade sandwich rendition probe

Paddington Bear to launch marmalade sandwich rendition probe

Paddington Bear is to lead an immediate investigation into the alleged 'renditioning' of a loaf bread and the contents of a jar of marmalade apparently removed from the cupboard of his live-in landlords, the Browns. The Bear, from Deepest Darkest...
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Funny story: Terrorists to receive acting lessons from Charlie Sheen

Terrorists to receive acting lessons from Charlie Sheen

"Action" is what the Hollywood A-Lister Charlie Sheen shouts to the 30 or so men on a boiling film set in Afghanistan, but far from directing a new film about the war in Afghanistan, Charlie Sheen has been giving acting lessons to Al-Qaeda. Havin...
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Funny story: Latest terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students

Latest terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students

Emmaus, PA - A bevy of emergency vehicles, on the triangle at 11 A.M today, are responding to a terror incident at the 6th Street Elementary School in Emmaus. Kindergarten students, ranging in ages from five to seven (repeaters) are lined up against...
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Funny story: President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize rumored to be used in next generation Predator Drones

President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize rumored to be used in next generation Predator Drones

A confidential source within the Central Intelligence Agency has revealed that a new generation of Predator Drones is set to be deployed. While not officially confirmed, the new remote-controlled killing machines will reportedly be used within the Un...
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Teachers sentenced for sex with students

A former female high school teacher received six months in jail for having sex with a male student, while a male teacher at the same school received a six-year sentence for bedding a coed pupil.

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