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Willie Nelson & VA. Gov. Should Be In Prison

Funny story: Willie Nelson & VA. Gov. Should Be In Prison

Willie Nelson was in Virginia for a concert and afterwards Governor Terry McAuliffe, who opposes marijuana legalization, visited Nelson for 10 minutes on Nelson's bus. On the table in the bus, less than 16" from where McAuffle was seated, was a 1/...

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It's Ok To Have Cocaine on Coca-Drink Property

Cocaine with a street value of up to $42 million was discovered at a Coca-Drink factory in Macon, GA. The Coca-Drink factory in Macon produces concentrates for various drinks. Workers opened a shipment of bottled orange juice concentrate but fou...

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Anti-drugs campaign causes controversy

Funny story: Anti-drugs campaign causes controversy

The Police Service of Northern Ireland has broken records worldwide today as they began their new anti-drugs campaign and immediately reduced Belfast's drug consumption to zero. However, gay rights activists have called the campaign "crass" and "unbe...

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Cruz and Bloomberg Promise a Safer Tomorrow

Funny story: Cruz and Bloomberg Promise a Safer Tomorrow

Ted Cruz said he is seriously considering Michael Bloomberg as VP if he gets the Republican nomination. "The most important thing to me is that he has family values and is a friend to Israel. Those go hand in hand. If you don't love family and tr...

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A Candid conversation between Amiko Aventurista and Joaquim "El Chapo" Guzman

Funny story: A Candid conversation between Amiko Aventurista and Joaquim "El Chapo" Guzman

The internationally acclaimed, and Pulitzer Prize winner, Amiko Aventurista, has once again demonstrated why he is the world's leading journalist. Yesterday, he conducted the most impressive interview of his career when Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman, agreed to a one-on-one non-conditional 60 minute interview. Hundreds of journalists have attempted to interview El Chapo, the world's leading fugitiv...

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Lois Lane, Clark Kent Advocate For Clean Needle Exchange

Funny story: Lois Lane, Clark Kent Advocate For Clean Needle Exchange

In the past, conservatives successfully pushed Congress to prohibit federal dollars from being used to distribute sterile syringes to intravenous drug users. Now, with a severe outbreak of H.I.V. and hepatitis due to a surge in heroin use in states...

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De Blasio meets the Godfather; outsources NYPD to the Mob

Funny story: De Blasio meets the Godfather; outsources NYPD to the Mob

Rome - Snubbed by The Holy Father, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio had a private audience with The Godfather on the first day of his Italian vacation. The meeting paid off immediately, with the mob boss agreeing to take over the operation of the New Yo...

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NSA Data Might Be Used To Jail Pot Users, Catch Tax Cheats

Funny story: NSA Data Might Be Used To Jail Pot Users, Catch Tax Cheats

Thousands of NSA files on U.S. citizens who were incidental Internet surveillance intercepts have been retained, recorded and classified the Times has found. They tell stories of fornication, love and heartbreak, illicit sexual liaisons, mental-heal...

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D.A.R.E. Expects Best Year Ever

Inglewood, CA (Washington Post) - the Drug Abuse Resistance Eduction program, D.A.R.E. or simply DARE as it is ubiquitously known, announced today that it expects 2014 to be its most successful year ever. DARE is an educational outreach program in...

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Reporting On Arrest of "El Chapo" Es Estupido

Funny story: Reporting On Arrest of "El Chapo" Es Estupido

Andy Warhorse, President of the American Psychology Board, today praised American Journalists for helping to reduce tension among readership in U.S. newspapers. "The almost complete omission of historical background or context to the reporting of...

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Manhunt Finally Ended - El Cheapo- Busted

Funny story: Manhunt Finally Ended - El Cheapo- Busted

Police finally caught up to Mexico's most wanted criminal, Joaquín "El Cheapo" Guzmán, over the weekend. After a decade-long manhunt for the man dubbed the most penny-pinching drug lord south of the border, Guzman surrendered to Federalalis without a...

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Ravers Circa '98 Scoff at News Article Discussing Drug "Molly"

Hardingbone Bodditripp III, along with his best friend Jack Swolunshaft recall their heyday in the rave and electronic music scenes of the late nineties. "I don't remember exactly, but I'm pretty sure it was great," stated Bodditripp, 36. Swo...

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Tineseltown Executives Leak Conceptual Premise For Upcoming "Breaking Bad" Spinoff

Rumors are a buzz since the recent finale of the popular television series Breaking Bad. There has been recent developments in Hollywood as reports have circulated regarding a possible spinoff. A major exective for the show, Ivan Crankie, confirm...

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Drugs 1 Government 0

Britain's justice system is loosening the war on drugs according to Back and to the Left's sources in Westminster. "It's pointless," our source moaned, "people just aren't interested in shopping their nearest and dearest to the police for minor d...

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NYPD Threatens To Shut Down Times Square On New Year's Eve

Funny story: NYPD Threatens To Shut Down Times Square On New Year's Eve

Police in New York have announced a plan to block the city's New Year's Eve celebration, contending that its crowd control responsibilities in Times Square interfere with a more essential duty. "The public forgets that New York is one of the world...

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Brazilian police take over huge slum and don't know what to do with it!

Funny story: Brazilian police take over huge slum and don't know what to do with it!

The largest slum in Rio de Janeiro, called Rochina, has been taken over by Brazilian police and now they don't know what the hell to do with it. The take over took place without a huge amount of violence and the main reason was to clean the place...

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New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"

Funny story: New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"

Albany, New York - New York lawmakers have passed a bill that legalizes "Gay Marijuana" in the state. The lawmakers had been working on a law to approve same-sex marriage in New York, but a last-minute AutoCorrect glitch changed the complexion of the...

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Global 'War on drugs' working just fine, claim U16's

Funny story: Global 'War on drugs' working just fine, claim U16's

Under 16's in Britain have thrown the full weight of their substance addled minds behind the global 'war on drugs', saying it has never been easier to perpetuate their habits. The Global Commission on Drug Policy has issued a report calling for...

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