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Funny story: NSA Data Might Be Used To Jail Pot Users, Catch Tax Cheats

NSA Data Might Be Used To Jail Pot Users, Catch Tax Cheats

Thousands of NSA files on U.S. citizens who were incidental Internet surveillance intercepts have been retained, recorded and classified the Times has found. They tell stories of fornication, love and heartbreak, illicit sexual liaisons, mental-heal...
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Funny story: D.A.R.E. Expects Best Year Ever

D.A.R.E. Expects Best Year Ever

Inglewood, CA (Washington Post) - the Drug Abuse Resistance Eduction program, D.A.R.E. or simply DARE as it is ubiquitously known, announced today that it expects 2014 to be its most successful year ever. DARE is an educational outreach program in...
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Funny story: Reporting On Arrest of "El Chapo" Es Estupido

Reporting On Arrest of "El Chapo" Es Estupido

Andy Warhorse, President of the American Psychology Board, today praised American Journalists for helping to reduce tension among readership in U.S. newspapers. "The almost complete omission of historical background or context to the reporting of...
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Funny story: Manhunt Finally Ended - El Cheapo- Busted

Manhunt Finally Ended - El Cheapo- Busted

Police finally caught up to Mexico's most wanted criminal, Joaquín "El Cheapo" Guzmán, over the weekend. After a decade-long manhunt for the man dubbed the most penny-pinching drug lord south of the border, Guzman surrendered to Federalalis without a...
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Funny story: Ravers Circa '98 Scoff at News Article Discussing Drug "Molly"

Ravers Circa '98 Scoff at News Article Discussing Drug "Molly"

Hardingbone Bodditripp III, along with his best friend Jack Swolunshaft recall their heyday in the rave and electronic music scenes of the late nineties. "I don't remember exactly, but I'm pretty sure it was great," stated Bodditripp, 36. Swo...
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Funny story: Tineseltown Executives Leak Conceptual Premise For Upcoming "Breaking Bad" Spinoff

Tineseltown Executives Leak Conceptual Premise For Upcoming "Breaking Bad" Spinoff

Rumors are a buzz since the recent finale of the popular television series Breaking Bad. There has been recent developments in Hollywood as reports have circulated regarding a possible spinoff. A major exective for the show, Ivan Crankie, confirm...
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Funny story: Drugs 1 Government 0

Drugs 1 Government 0

Britain's justice system is loosening the war on drugs according to Back and to the Left's sources in Westminster. "It's pointless," our source moaned, "people just aren't interested in shopping their nearest and dearest to the police for minor d...
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Funny story: NYPD Threatens To Shut Down Times Square On New Year's Eve

NYPD Threatens To Shut Down Times Square On New Year's Eve

Police in New York have announced a plan to block the city's New Year's Eve celebration, contending that its crowd control responsibilities in Times Square interfere with a more essential duty. "The public forgets that New York is one of the world...
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Funny story: Brazilian police take over huge slum and don't know what to do with it!

Brazilian police take over huge slum and don't know what to do with it!

The largest slum in Rio de Janeiro, called Rochina, has been taken over by Brazilian police and now they don't know what the hell to do with it. The take over took place without a huge amount of violence and the main reason was to clean the place...
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Funny story: New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"

New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"

Albany, New York - New York lawmakers have passed a bill that legalizes "Gay Marijuana" in the state. The lawmakers had been working on a law to approve same-sex marriage in New York, but a last-minute AutoCorrect glitch changed the complexion of the...
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Funny story: Global 'War on drugs' working just fine, claim U16's

Global 'War on drugs' working just fine, claim U16's

Under 16's in Britain have thrown the full weight of their substance addled minds behind the global 'war on drugs', saying it has never been easier to perpetuate their habits. The Global Commission on Drug Policy has issued a report calling for...
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Funny story: Rise In The Number Of Legal Highs

Rise In The Number Of Legal Highs

A record number of new legal highs were reported across Europe by Ian Mackaskill, Europe's new drug monitor. Mackaskill was a surprise choice considering his inability to predict whether it was going to rain or not. However, he is said to take his...
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Funny story: 'Sweet' Loretta Martin And Her Loner Friend Receive Suspended Sentences

'Sweet' Loretta Martin And Her Loner Friend Receive Suspended Sentences

Sacramento, CA - A confused trangendered woman named Loretta Martin and her friend, known only to the 3rd Appellate District of the California Court of Appeal as 'Jojo', have received suspended sentences following their appeal on a conviction of grow...
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Funny story: War on Drugs Ends: Drug Supply Runs Out

War on Drugs Ends: Drug Supply Runs Out

The War on Drugs has ended due to a lack of supply, according to a report from DBS News.
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Funny story: Ecstasy, Hugs and the War on Drugs

Ecstasy, Hugs and the War on Drugs

The US Supreme Court surprised the Bush Administration by declaring every day National Free Hug Day. The long awaited decision comes in the heels a controversial joint study by the CDC and
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