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Funny story: Trump's Jerusalem victory will turn the tide in the war on Christmas

Trump's Jerusalem victory will turn the tide in the war on Christmas

The war on Christmas is eternal, and will only be won when Jesus Christ himself returns and everyone in the world is dead. Today that glorious day came a step closer when Donald Trump effectively reclaimed Jerusalem as the capital of Christianity, pr...
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Funny story: NORAD's Ability To Track Santa In Doubt

NORAD's Ability To Track Santa In Doubt

As the holiday season approaches, Fox News talk show host Bill O'Reiley will, as usual, warn Americans about the "secular progressive" war on Christmas. O'Reiley, on his program "The O'Reiley Factor, has charged that the secular left wants to ignore...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Plans Winter Hibernation With A Pack of Wild Grizzly Bears

Sarah Palin Plans Winter Hibernation With A Pack of Wild Grizzly Bears

WASILLA, Alaska --- With the start of 2014 bringing below zero temperatures, Sarah Palin announced this morning that she will protest against America's War on Christmas by hibernating for the winter with a pack of wild grizzly bears. Shortly af...
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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Comes To Blows Over War On Christmas

Bill O'Reilly Comes To Blows Over War On Christmas

WASHINGTON -- For years, Fox News host Bill O'Reilly has been trying to save Christmas from all the pinheads who want to destroy the country by wishing people "Happy holidays." He has called the greeting "insulting to Christian America" and bemoaned...
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Funny story: Donald Trump, the Christian Coalition Declare a December Offensive in the War Against Christmas

Donald Trump, the Christian Coalition Declare a December Offensive in the War Against Christmas

HEADQUARTERS, FOX NEWS--Bret Baier today grimly announced on FOX News that the Christian Coalition, with the support of President Donald Trump, will launch a winter offensive in the second week of December in the ongoing War Against Christmas. Sai...
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Funny story: You'd better watch out - Santa's packing heat!

You'd better watch out - Santa's packing heat!

The War on Christmas took a bizarre new twist when Santa Claus turned up heavily armed at a gun club in Scottsdale, Arizona, on Monday. "I'm sick of being the nice guy, the soft touch," Santa declared. From now on, if you're naughty, forget coal -...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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