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John Kerry 'Accidentally' Nukes The Onion, Sky Doesn't Fall In (1/2)

Notable public figure, hilariously swiftboated, um, SWIFTBOAT political celebrity and darling of the MSNBC broadcasting-apologetical complex John Kerry… Well, he's just made yet another honest mistake in a somewhat lengthy line of honest mistakes. John Kerry has put his hermeneutical philosophy of 'The Constitution is a living document' into practice via a creative reinterpretation of the Fi...

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Japanese Premier Burned By Pants On Fire

Funny story: Japanese Premier Burned By Pants On Fire

Yesterday, Prime Minister of Japan, Shinzo Abe, paid his "deepest respects" to the war dead at a Shinto shrine in Tokyo. The shrine honors, among others, Class A war criminals from World War II. Some were executed after the war because they committe...

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Alistair Campbell puts forward his defence for the forthcoming War Crimes Trial

Funny story: Alistair Campbell puts forward his defence for the forthcoming War Crimes Trial

Australia: Alistair Campbells key note defense, for any forthcoming war crimes trial. "If the pollsters were to do a survey, who had a greater commitment to wartime truth, Churchill in the Second World War or Tony Blair in Iraq, I think we know what...

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African Warlord London Colney renounces violence after Internet Campaign

Funny story: African Warlord London Colney renounces violence after Internet Campaign

Genocidal African Warlord and enslaver of children, London Colney, has renounced violence and has promised to mend his ways, thanks to a viral campain by pressure group Unseen Kids. The group, whose mission is to bring about world peace by wearing pl...

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Media company apologises after Nazi van naming gaffe

Funny story: Media company apologises after Nazi van naming gaffe

Red-faced Maiden Media have apologised after it emerged that they inadvertently named one of their fleet of technician's vans after a world war two Dutch Nazi. The vans cheekily bearing the name of famous stars of film, TV and music with 'Van' eit...

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Russian War Criminal Given Greatest Honour At Russian Oscars

A Russian soldier has been bestowed his country's highest honour when he was given the title of chief war criminal at a lavish ceremony of the Russian Oscars held at the Kremlin yesterday. Other awards such as biggest civilian massacre and best nu...

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Nazi camp guard living in Hampshire

Funny story: Nazi camp guard living in Hampshire

Alexander Huryn, 90, has kept his past hidden for decades but the man who settled in Britain over 60 years ago has been exposed as a former guard at a Nazi concentration camp. Although researchers discovered his secret in Soviet-era archives it...

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Afghan Pull Out! Karzai Announces Corporate HQ Move to Chicago. Obama Declares Victory!

Funny story: Afghan Pull Out! Karzai Announces Corporate HQ Move to Chicago. Obama Declares Victory!

Following 'unexpected' reports issued today that the Afghan Campaign has been a complete waste of lives and the squandering of Billions of dollars, CEO Hamid Karzai of Karzai Inc, LLC, announced he would be relocating the family corporate offices t...

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David Cameron Accused Of War Crimes

Funny story: David Cameron Accused Of War Crimes

The International Criminal Court chief prosecutor in The Hague is to seek warrants in the next few days against UK Prime Minster for crimes against humanity. Luis Moreno claims that he has substantial evidence to suggest that, during the first yea...

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Non-US-homo-sapiens declared non-human

Funny story: Non-US-homo-sapiens declared non-human

In a somewhat surprising announcement today President Whatsisname announced a solution to all the war crimes charges that he and his predecessors are being plied with. He declared that homo-sapiens had evolved, and that the latest evolution was repre...

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Barack Obomber is a terrorist name

Funny story: Barack Obomber is a terrorist name

The President of the USA Barack Obomber is being urged to change his name because his name sounds like that of a terrorist. Lets examine this, for example if we look at Barrack in the dictionary, it means to shout against, jeer at. Then Obomber is...

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Blair Hides underground after news he may be charged as War Criminal

Funny story: Blair Hides underground after news he may be charged as War Criminal

Tony Blair former Prime Minister of Britain has changed his name to Tony B Liar and is now hiding underground after news reached him that it has been confirmed that the invasion of Iraq has officially been deemed illegal. George Bush former Presid...

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Tony Blair War Crimes Trial To Begin ... Well, 'Soon'

Funny story: Tony Blair War Crimes Trial To Begin ... Well, 'Soon'

The United Nations Security Council has today announced that the much-talked about War Crimes Trial of former British Prime Minister Tony Blair will definitely take place 'some time soon' and without a doubt, "within Mr Blair's lifetime", a UN spokes...

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Bush Senior defiant about Hague hearing

Funny story: Bush Senior defiant about Hague hearing

Ex-American leader George Herbert Bush insisted he needs more time to buy off more of the media, to avoid an appearance at the Hague on charges of war crimes. Mr. Bush has boycotted all attempts at being tried for the crimes that spanned the years...

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Reward Offered For Sudanese President Bashir

Funny story: Reward Offered For Sudanese President Bashir

The International Criminal Court issued an arrest warrant for Sudanese President Omar Hassan al-Bashir on Wednesday for war crimes in Darfur in a decision that could spark even more regional turmoil. The warrant is the first issued against a sitti...

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American home boss charged with 300,000 murders

Funny story: American home boss charged with 300,000 murders

The co-manager of the United States of America, George H Bush, has been charged with murdering 300,000 Middle Eastern civilians that were in his care. Mr. Bush is accused of the deaths of this number of people, and his plea of 'only doing it in th...

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Dance Ban for Crimes against Humanity

Funny story: Dance Ban for Crimes against Humanity

Hello Dance Fans. In a heartbreaking tragic miscarriage of justice, I have been BANNED from dancing in Europe for 25 years, for dance floor related crimes against humanity. Under the circumstances a mainland UK ban was inevitable, but the full European wide ban has left me a shell of a man. I have always enjoyed dancing on the continent. Infact for period of time in the 90's, the ONLY plac...

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Radovan Karadzic Arrested as War Criminal; Can't be Long before Bush , Cheney and Bin Laden Get Theirs!

Funny story: Radovan Karadzic Arrested as War Criminal; Can't be Long before Bush , Cheney and Bin Laden Get Theirs!

The round up of war criminals hasn't been this busy since the Nuremberg trials. Radovan Karadzic will finally stand trial for his horrendous acts of genocide and massacre. The Serbian former dictator was on the run for 12 years but now his days a...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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