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Crimewatch UK Update

Funny story: Crimewatch UK Update

Crimewatch UK Update MOST WANTED: Name: Cameron David William Donald. (Also known as Twinkle, Spoon-in-the-mouth, and The Poseur. Offence/s: Endangering the 61,113,205 population of the UK, by scrapping the Nimrod Surveillance Planes, thus leaving them open to terrorist attack by removing the tools to monitor known terrorists air-wave activity. Threatening the 2.5m officially (4.1...

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New boy band The Wanted are wanted for crimes against music

Funny story: New boy band The Wanted are wanted for crimes against music

Police have launched a nationwide manhunt today for five men who have committed a crime that involves the vicious rape and assault of music. The five crap-haired, personality free individuals were last seen in a shopping centre in West London brut...

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MI5: Trainee Terrorists Wanted!

Funny story: MI5: Trainee Terrorists Wanted!

A job advertisement that appeared in many newspapers today read:...

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The Nude Arts

I wanted to write a story. So I needed a subject and a bunch of words. I'd go over to the computer, sit and magically release these words through my fingers into the keyboard, passing them through the hard drive, and out on the screen in order to make a story. I don't have that here. So you think I'm writing a story about not writing a story, and that's my gimmick. That's not a...

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From the Archives - Sales and Wants - January 1986

Wanted - 1 Clothes Peg. No questions asked.

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I never pick up beer. Beer picks me up!

A friend of mine told me to come over to his house this Saturday around noon. He was going to be in his full on "Bar-b-Que" mode and he wanted me to be there specifically.

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Andy Lam’s most wonderful dream

Funny story: Andy Lam’s most wonderful dream

Every night, I try to get some shuteye. Not too much, mind you, but just enough to take the edge off the exhaustion that seems to accumulate during the course of my busy day. Two nights ago was no exception – at about 3:30am, I powered down my generator and announced over the PA that it was time for sleep. I could hear the groans of disappointment from the team, who obviously wanted to go on wor...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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