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Funny story:  English and Scottish BBC Licence Payers to Stop Subsidising Welsh Nationalist T.V. Programme

English and Scottish BBC Licence Payers to Stop Subsidising Welsh Nationalist T.V. Programme

Cuts to the incredibly subsidised Welsh language soap Pobol y Cwumgogogoch have been announced. The weekly omnibus will be cut, along with one of its fifty weekday episodes, and it will be taken off air completely for a wonderful two weeks a year.
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Funny story:  Depressed Peat Bog Diagnosed as Paranoid Schizophrenic

Depressed Peat Bog Diagnosed as Paranoid Schizophrenic

The Post Glacial Depressed Peat Bog at Craig-y-Llyn in Glamorgan, Wales has been recently undergoing treatment for acute depression. A second opinion from psycho-phytologist, Denise R. Scuft indicated a deep rooted schizm of the anterior sphagnatum.
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Funny story:  Shock as Huddersfield  "Beast Market" is exposed

Shock as Huddersfield "Beast Market" is exposed

Archaeologists have uncovered the remains of a medieval "Beast Market", the equivalent of a modern day Farmer's Market beneath a demolished Satanic Mill in the Kirkgate area. The find is classed as 23b (mundane) in significance. "This find will br...
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Funny story:  Welsh Tourist Board  says Dylan Thomas's shed is too exciting

Welsh Tourist Board says Dylan Thomas's shed is too exciting

Welsh poet Dylan Thomas's writing shed is being sent to England as a heritage promotion as it is causing sexual hysteria among female tourists who frequently confuse the dead poet with Tom Jones. The shed, built last month, will be taken around th...
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Funny story:  Wales sends sheep towards Uranus

Wales sends sheep towards Uranus

Uranus has long fascinated the Welsh by virtue of it having thirteen rings. Cymgoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaub in Wales has launched a capsule containing a "Genesis" probe and microsheep on an unannounced Space launch intended to colonise Uranus. She...
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Funny story:  Wales has no Welsh men  left!  Yorkshiremen  trained to be Welsh to replace escapees

Wales has no Welsh men left! Yorkshiremen trained to be Welsh to replace escapees

So many Welsh people have left Wales to escape the rain, long place names and speed cameras that the Welsh government is having to train conscripts from Yorkshire and China. Thousands of depressing green anoraks have been imported from India and mis...
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Funny story:  New Windows 11 voice operated system only available in Welsh Language version

New Windows 11 voice operated system only available in Welsh Language version

Developers at America's "Silicon Valley" say getting computers to understand and speak Welsh was a challenge but a £30,000,000 grant from Rumania had helped towards developing a more sophisticated system of sound from the latest Welsh only edition of...
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Funny story:  Abysmal holiday in Y Borth,  West  Wales

Abysmal holiday in Y Borth, West Wales

Y Borth, West Wales, has a sandy beach and is a holiday seaside resort. Our week there in a youth hostel in the village next to the caravan and camping site was utterly abysmal. An unexciting ancient submerged forest is an invisible attraction along the beach, where stumps of trees (preserved by the acid anaerobic conditions in the peat) cannot be seen. Said to be the legend of Cantre'r Gwaelod...
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Funny story:  Barry  Island  "Discovered to be not there any more "

Barry Island "Discovered to be not there any more "

Delivery vans to Barry Island were confused yesterday when it completely disappeared from Sat-Nav systems. The drivers, who use the systems daily because they forget where they are, were found to be driving endlessly around and around local roundabou...
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Funny story:  I was trapped at an Eisteddfod in Aberystwyth

I was trapped at an Eisteddfod in Aberystwyth

Severely traumatised and finally emerging from a Swiss clinic after seven years of therapy, this is Jack Schitt's story as told to Blodwyn Jones, our Welsh affairs correspondent: Exactly as things happened: Announcement: Welcome to the Eisteddfod! If you want to shelter from the rain, or find some towels, whatever the weather at this year's Eisteddfod, call at Aberystwyth University's sta...
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Funny story:  Housing estate built on Butlins'  Barry Island site haunted by Sir Billy Butlin

Housing estate built on Butlins' Barry Island site haunted by Sir Billy Butlin

"Most Hauntings" spin-off series, "Night Con" claims that the ghost of Sir Billy Butlin is walking through the rooms of a housing estate built on the ghostly remains of derelict Butlins' Barry Island Resort at night. Former T.V medium, Derrick Ac...
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Funny story:  Wales voted most miserable place in the world, William Haig Plans to broadcast cheerful music on P.A.

Wales voted most miserable place in the world, William Haig Plans to broadcast cheerful music on P.A.

In the prestigious new Ruff Guide to the world, Wales has been given a FFFF rating for cheerfulness, down from FFFE three years ago. The home of depressing poetry, Eisteddfod parties and almost constant rain, Wales has slipped to below France, thi...
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Funny story:  Feminist sheep sabotage Welsh sheep shagging conference

Feminist sheep sabotage Welsh sheep shagging conference

Dozens of sheep have staged a protest in central Cardiff to protest against the "meat market" of the pornography industry, as adult entertainment executives attended a National Sheep shagging summit in Llandudno. Dressed as butchers and smeared with...
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Funny story:  Welsh Soap Channel Ch6Cymru to make new Soap starring Kim Yong  un

Welsh Soap Channel Ch6Cymru to make new Soap starring Kim Yong un

Wales's leading Soap writers have succesfully landed Kim Jong un for their latest in a string of depressing everyday adventures of cross Species Welsh language sex romps. Filming will start next week at Pehelfairrarbygogogoch. The fantastically u...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Buys 17 Drones From Wales

Kim Jong Un Buys 17 Drones From Wales

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Word coming out of the North Korean capital is that Kim Jong Un has just finalized a deal with the government of Wales. The Rice Paddy National News Agency reports that the North Korean leader sent a text message to a repr...
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Funny story:  Wales Annexed by New Independent Scotland

Wales Annexed by New Independent Scotland

The new map of the UK by the Ordinance Survey Dept. has only England, Ireland, Northern Scotland and Southern Scotland on it. Wales, soon to be completely flooded by Thames Water's new reservoir has ceased to exist on the map. The new reservoir w...
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Funny story:  Wales to adopt the fathom instead of the mile

Wales to adopt the fathom instead of the mile

Having spent millions ensuring every sign and leaflet in Wales is in both Welsh and English, thus ensuring the survival of the language, the Welsh are now to redo all road signs with miles on, and replace them with fathoms. "We don't like the mile...
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Funny story:  Scrabble launch the Welsh Language edition

Scrabble launch the Welsh Language edition

Mattel, the makers of Scrabble, have announced that the world's most popular board word game with plastic tiles, is to have a Welsh Language version. "We've produced a French and German version already," said Matthew Tell, product designer at the...
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