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Pope Snags Job As Wal-Mart Greeter

Funny story: Pope Snags Job As Wal-Mart Greeter

Soon-to-be former Bishop of Rome, Successor of St. Peter, Head of the College of Bishops, Vicar of Christ, and Pastor of the Universal Church: Pope Benedict XVI has snagged a new part-time job as a Wal-Mart greeter at a superstore in Raleigh, North C...

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Shame of Wal Mart Greeter

A Wal Mart greeter was forced to resign her position yesterday due to her inability to greet. Delores Large, 65, who has an eating disorder known as "greed" and a personality disorder, commonly known as "an attitude problem" had been employed...

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Wal-Mart to Begin Selling UltraLight Airplane Kits

Funny story: Wal-Mart to Begin Selling UltraLight Airplane Kits

Wal-Mart Supercenters across the country are making room in their Sporting Goods departments for a new line of ultralight aircraft kits. The small single engine aircraft were made popular after John Walton, heir to the Wal-Mart fortune, recently mad...

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Bush Demands Wal-Mart Out of US by May

President Bush on Wednesday demanded that Wal-Mart pull all of their stores out of the United States by May.

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Local Wal-Mart to be Converted into Prison

Funny story: Local Wal-Mart to be Converted into Prison

(Charleston, Ill.) -- Mayor Kevin Niece recently announced that the local Wal-Mart Supercenter will be converted into a prison.

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Wal-Mart Announces Plans to "Rollback" Wages, Employment Practices

Funny story: Wal-Mart Announces Plans to "Rollback" Wages, Employment Practices

Wal-Mart, Inc., the world's largest retailer, has announced plans to expand its wildly successful "Rollback" program to its wages and employment practices, according to a company spokesperson. "The concept of the rollback is extremely simple," compa...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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