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Funny story: 'Shaddap You Face' chosen as official Olympic Anthem!

'Shaddap You Face' chosen as official Olympic Anthem!

Sources have revealed that Blur have chosen to revamp the 1981 comedy hit 'Shaddap You Face' by Joe Dolce for the official theme of the London 2012 Olympics. Damon Allbran, a long time devotee of Dolce, is known to have wanted to cover the sidespl...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Gifts Compared to Those of Musical Genius Wagner

Michael Jackson's Gifts Compared to Those of Musical Genius Wagner

The Skills of Michael Jackson have tonight been compared to those of the great musical genius, Wagner. The shock comparison was made by a man who knows Genius when he sees it. Yes, that's right Louis Walsh. Louis Walsh says that Michael and Wa...
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Funny story: Wagner - surprise judge on X factor in US?

Wagner - surprise judge on X factor in US?

Rumours are circulating that Simon Cowell will be taking Wagner to appear as a judge on X factor in the US after a rift developed between him and Cheryl Cole. Insiders claim that Simon is tiring of Cheryls demand to be included, including her citi...
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Funny story: "Off with her Head!" Cheryl Cole's Career in Tatters as X Factor fans Turn Against Her After Voting Shambles.

"Off with her Head!" Cheryl Cole's Career in Tatters as X Factor fans Turn Against Her After Voting Shambles.

$imon Cowe££ first to leave the sinking ship as "nation's sweetheart" turns sour. Cheryl Cole went from nation's sweetheart to public enemy number one overnight after the X Factor vote-skewing fiasco. Thousands took to the blogosphere to demand sh...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Wagner shock

X-Factor's Wagner shock

It's the answer everyone's been wondering about: How come Wagner has managed to get this far? Well, it turns out that the Brazilian tone-deaf lothario is actually ... Simon Cowell's DAD! Wagner has been exposed as Eric Philip Cowell, an estate age...
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Funny story: Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd To Have X-Factor Wagner's Face Tattooed On Their Arses

Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd To Have X-Factor Wagner's Face Tattooed On Their Arses

Sources close to the X-Factor (some bloke who lives a few houses down from the contestant's house) have told SEN that divas Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel are planning to have likenesses of X-Factor favourite Wagner Carillho in his Elvis jumpsuit, comp...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Wagner "Better Than Elvis" Claims Katie Waissel

X-Factor's Wagner "Better Than Elvis" Claims Katie Waissel

Although most people tend to agree that his singing is as flat as a witch's tit, and that if reports are to be believed, his behaviour leaves much to be desired, Wagner once more survives the X-Factor vote off. Sources insist that at least fellow...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Wagner Threatened To Head-Butt Harry Out Of One Direction

X-Factor's Wagner Threatened To Head-Butt Harry Out Of One Direction

It's come to the attention of Skoob Entertainment News that chunky non-football playing Brazilian X-Factor hopeful, Wagner Carrilho threatened to head butt Harry Styles out of One Direction in an argument in the X-Factor house over a washing machine.
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Funny story: Oh no, it's the f***ing X-Factor again

Oh no, it's the f***ing X-Factor again

Yes, it's the show where the girls sing like guys and the guys sing like girls, and it's time for iThink's bitchy round-up of this evening's action. This week there were notable performances by Matt Cardle, Treyc Cohen and of course W/Vagner. "...
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Funny story: Chris Moyles Urges Listeners To Vote For X-Factor's Wagner - That's Fuc*ed It!

Chris Moyles Urges Listeners To Vote For X-Factor's Wagner - That's Fuc*ed It!

Radio One breakfast show presenter Chris Moyles was branded as "an interfering, fat tub of Leeds lard" by irate internet campaigners over the weekend as he appealed for listeners to his show to vote for Wagner Carrilho on the X-Factor. Sources say...
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Funny story: X-Factor Furore As Wagner Walks In On Naked Mary

X-Factor Furore As Wagner Walks In On Naked Mary

Saucy Wagner Carillho has been carpeted once again by X-Factor bosses after walking in on a naked Tesco Mary Byrne, then sitting on her bed and refusing to move until she allowed him to sing 'She Bangs!' by Ricky Martin. Sources say that Tesco Mar...
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Funny story: Exclusive - Wagner Carillho To Drop Out Of X-Factor Due To Arse Problem

Exclusive - Wagner Carillho To Drop Out Of X-Factor Due To Arse Problem

Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that Wagner Carillho, the kung-fu kicking, pony tailed, Brazilian crooner is to drop out of the X-Factor show due to an arse problem. Despite a spirited rendition of Elvis Presley's 'Viva Rock Vegas'...
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Funny story: Wagner to perform Cheryl Cole's hit Promise This on X Factor

Wagner to perform Cheryl Cole's hit Promise This on X Factor

Brazilian shouter Wagner will perform the classic Promise This by Cheryl Cole on next week's X Factor. Cole's smash hit which includes the unforgettable lyrics 'Promise' and 'This' along with some other words beat off stiff competition from Rhian...
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Funny story: Wagner revels more than expected

Wagner revels more than expected

X-Factor's very own Wagner is said to have promised a nude photo shoot if he wins the UK talent show. When asked "What would it be like for you to win the show?" Wagner answered "It would mean everything, and if I win, I shall pose naked for you"...
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Funny story: Wagner Carrilho To Survive This Week's X-Factor

Wagner Carrilho To Survive This Week's X-Factor

X-Factor insiders today revealed exclusively to Skoob Entertainment News that Wagner Carillho will survive this week's vote off. And that it won't be fixed. Even though the karate kicking Brazilian pony tailed eccentric can't sing or dance or r...
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Funny story: X Factor's Wagner Campaign Gets Opera Fans On Board

X Factor's Wagner Campaign Gets Opera Fans On Board

Campaigners bidding to make Wagner Carillho this year's X Factor winner reckon they're backing a dead cert - thanks to global opera fans. It is widely believed that online campaigns to promote the eccentric Brazilian contestant are designed to mif...
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Funny story: X-Factor - Mary Byrne Upset With Brazilian Lothario Wagner

X-Factor - Mary Byrne Upset With Brazilian Lothario Wagner

It's emerged from sources close to Skoob Entertainment News that former Dublin Tesco check out girl Mary Byrne is extremely upset with Brazilian lothario Wagner, because he didn't actually deny when asked on Saturday's show that he and Mary were 'get...
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Funny story: R.E.M. the alternative rock band compared to the composer Wagner

R.E.M. the alternative rock band compared to the composer Wagner

Alternative Rock band R.E.M. have been compared to the composer Wagner according to music critic Robert Jones. Robert explained the composer Rossini said "Wagner has brilliant moments but awful half hours." Wagner did write brilliant music like th...
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