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Donald Trump challenges leader of ISIS to hand-to-hand combat

Funny story: Donald Trump challenges leader of ISIS to hand-to-hand combat

Donald Trump released a video today in which he has taken his first steps in confronting ISIS. The video consists of Donald Trump declaring how he & America are fed up with terrorist leader Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi, his terrorist organization ISI...

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WWE owner Vince McMahon's proposals for Changes in Football

Funny story: WWE owner Vince McMahon's proposals for Changes in Football

Rumours have circulated over the last week that Professional Wrestling company owner Vince McMahon has been enquiring about the possibility of buying English football team Newcastle United FC. However, the WWE Chairman has made a series of proposals about how to change the game to make it connect more with the professional wrestling audience. 1.) Newcastle United will rename themselves "The...

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Pro Wrestling Fan Stuck In Early 90's Disparages Recent News Headline

"Why is the World Wrestling Federation getting involved in all this outside bull?" asks Derr Daherr, a devout Hulkamaniac, and long time pro wrestling fan. Mr. Daherr recently saw a headline, WWF seeks to stop Congo sanctuary exploration. In resp...

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Presidential Debate Part Two - The Bar Brawl

Funny story: Presidential Debate Part Two - The Bar Brawl

Last night the second presidential debate took place at Hofstra University, Hempstead, New York. It didn't turn out as expected. Gone were the typical boring questions about the stagnating economy, failing foreign policy and tedious domestic is...

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Twonk Tweets 'Twats' to Tits then Told off

Funny story: Twonk Tweets 'Twats' to Tits then Told off

Ashley Cole has been charged with bringing the game into disrepute/improper Conduct over his abusive tweets towards the FA. Cole is said to be devastated at his life being turned upside down and having his good reputation besmirched. The Chelsea l...

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Zombie Slam 2016---Get Your Tickets Now.. Presented by WWE

Funny story: Zombie Slam 2016---Get Your Tickets Now.. Presented by WWE

In keeping with the tradition of pay-per-view wrestling events, WWE has decided to give the fans what they wanted. This is an event unlike any other and will never be copied. All of your zombie favorites will be wrestling to their utter destruction a...

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WWE Comes To Buckingham Palace

Funny story: WWE Comes To Buckingham Palace

The Queen was said to be 'most excited' today as she welcomed some guests to her Buckingham Palace home. But these guests were not dukes and earls - they were the wrestling stars of WWE. In an attempt to boost the royal coffers to finance her Diam...

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Judgment Day Claims One of God's Messengers, Macho Man Randy Savage

Funny story: Judgment Day Claims One of God's Messengers, Macho Man Randy Savage

While many non believers poked fun at Reverend Camping and his followers for predicting May 21, 2011 to be Judgment Day, others are confident that he was not completely wrong. One devoted group of fans calling themselves "BOMMRS", or Believers of M...

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Sign of the Apocolypse: Pee Wee Herman To Host WWE Raw November 1st.

Funny story: Sign of the Apocolypse: Pee Wee Herman To Host WWE Raw November 1st.

In an inconceivable merger of the two things in the universe that are as diametrically opposed to one another as matter and anti-matter, children's entertainer Pee-wee Herman has been announced as the special guest star for the November 1 edition of...

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WWE McMahon announces Mel Gibson signing

Funny story: WWE McMahon announces Mel Gibson signing

WWE boss, Vince McMahon announced this morning that he is to sign Australian actor, Mel Gibson to a three year wrestling contract. Part time actor- full time racist- Mel, is said to be, "overjoyed" with the opportunity. Gibson will debut some...

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Vince McMahon to give away the WWE

Funny story: Vince McMahon to give away the WWE

Vince McMahon is expected to announce Thursday at a news conference that he will give one lucky viewer of Monday Night Raw the chance to win the WWE.

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John Cena To Have Sequel

Funny story: John Cena To Have Sequel

WWE Superstar John Cena will have his chance to follow up on his surprisingly good movie "Marine" this summer. Shooting will begin on his next movie "Marine 2, Brokeback Marine".

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Vanessa Hudgens scheduled to be on WWE Raw

Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens scheduled to be on WWE Raw

High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens is scheduled to appear this Monday Night on WWE's RAW. She unexpectedly accepted an invitation to appear on the show by the Chairman of the Board.

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MLB, WWE Merge - MLB Managers to be Replaced With Nearly Nude WWE Divas

Funny story: MLB, WWE Merge - MLB Managers to be Replaced With Nearly Nude WWE Divas

STAMFORD, CT - Creating a stir in the sports, entertainment, and sports-entertainment markets, Major League Baseball and World Wrestling Entertainment Inc. announced that they will be officially merging. Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig met with WW...

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Battle Of The TV Darling Couples Looks Set To Smash Viewing Figures

Funny story: Battle Of The TV Darling Couples Looks Set To Smash Viewing Figures

Sky Box Office has lined up the TV wrestling match to end them all as on September 3rd at Wembley Stadium, Richard and Judy take on Eamonn Holmes and his missus in a no holds barred tag bout.

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Tricky Ricky Wins WWF SmackDown

Funny story: Tricky Ricky Wins WWF SmackDown

Hulk Hogan, and his life-partner Mean Jean, was on hand at the 95th Annual Monday Night Raw WWF SmackDown to watch the fireworks between the Trickster and John Cena. With 40 of the meanest S.O.B.'s in the ring the event was standing room only at...

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Stone Cold is Bush's Hero

Funny story: Stone Cold is Bush's Hero

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Move over Superman, Spiderman, Flash Gordon and Jolly Green Giant, there's a new sheriff in town. Not even Pop-Eye the Sailorman can take this hero said President Bush yesterday at a press conference.

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Rosie O'Donnell Leaves The View Early for the WWWF's Friday Night Smack Down

Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Leaves The View Early for the WWWF's Friday Night Smack Down

Hollywood, California - In a prepared statement to the media, ABC announced today that Rosie O'Donnell would not be returning to the View. It was at her request to be released from her one-year contract just short a few weeks of it expiring in mi...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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