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Shooting used toothpicks with toothpick crossbows banned in China!

Funny story: Shooting used toothpicks with toothpick crossbows banned in China!

The Chinese, renowned for their skills at swamping the world's markets with useless, garbage toys, have now "boomeranged" as their own children have been purchasing the latest craze; toothpick crossbows; WTF! Millions of Chinese kids are aiming th...

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Donald Rumsfeld's Band, Donnie & The Weapons of Mass Destruction Is Doing Well

Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld's Band, Donnie & The Weapons of Mass Destruction Is Doing Well

ST. MICHAELS, Maryland - Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld recently stated that he has no plans of retiring. The 81-year-old who served on President George W. Bush's cabinet says that he is the lead guitar player and lead singer for a ba...

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NASA, a Mosquito-Sized WMD, a Dulicimer Player, and the Shooters Girls

Funny story: NASA, a Mosquito-Sized WMD, a Dulicimer Player, and the Shooters Girls

My dulcimer sits in the corner of my one-room camper looking like my out-of-touch, sarcastic, abusive freshman English Comp Instructor, Mr. Feducious Flynt. A ragged, ratty, bony thing, it's absolutely hideous. I haven't played the dulcimer in ages.

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H.G.Wells has been hired to turn the clock back in Iraq!

Funny story: H.G.Wells has been hired to turn the clock back in Iraq!

After the latest revelations pertaining to the scandalous and unnecessary invasion of Iraq, the US and UK governments, who perpetrated the whole thing, have asked H.G.Wells to build a new "Time Machine"! After the exposure of 2 Iraqi spies who l...

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Was Saad al-Hilli assassinated over WMD 'dodgy dossier'?

Funny story: Was Saad al-Hilli assassinated over WMD 'dodgy dossier'?

London - Detectives probing the Alpine massacre of the Iraqi-born satellite communications expert have reopened al-Hilli's Special Branch file. A raft of British newspaper stories this weekend paint a vivid picture of covert surveillance on foreig...

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Arizona's Amazing Secret

Funny story: Arizona's Amazing Secret

PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer recently was asked by a reporter for Political Salad Bar Magazine about a very personal matter. Sinclair Petaluma learned from Internet surfing that Governor Brewer, with the assistance of Maricopa County Sher...

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Will the US Army attack Iran with new WMD?

Funny story: Will the US Army attack Iran with new WMD?

FORT KNOX, KY (ABSNN)-Known primarily for guarding the US gold supply, the US Army Base at Fort Knox, Kentucky is an impregnable base. Although it has long been rumored to no longer contain gold, especially by Texas Congressman Ron Paul, experts...

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Botulism sauce recipe traced to Gaddafi's infamous 'Duntossin' mansion

Funny story: Botulism sauce recipe traced to Gaddafi's infamous 'Duntossin' mansion

London - Investigators probing Saif 'As Houses' Al-Gaddafi's North London gaff said today they've found the sauce of a botulism outbreak. Police frogmen paddled about in a London N2 pool used to cook up toxic crap retailing at £1.99 for 400ml at I...

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Carole Caplin denies Blair shagging 'slurs'

Funny story: Carole Caplin denies Blair shagging 'slurs'

London - A High Court hearing has seen Daily Smearer hacks defend their rants that the lifestyle 'guru' was shagging PM Blair. A libel judge heard today how Carole Caplin's top-graded security pass to No 10 was withdrawn by police amid concerns sh...

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Porn Lawyer Seeks to Expand Show-Biz Career

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