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Funny story:  George W. Bush Announces He Has Opened Up The Wieners of Mass Destruction Hot Dog Diner

George W. Bush Announces He Has Opened Up The Wieners of Mass Destruction Hot Dog Diner

DALLAS - Former President George W. Bush has just stated that he is as happy as a tickless country coonhound. The ex-president who along with Dickie Cheney and Donnie Rumsfeld cooked up the cockamamie story about the so-called Weapons of Mass Dest...
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Funny story:  Memories of the b_LIAR, ten years on!

Memories of the b_LIAR, ten years on!

LONDON, England: Today, the tenth anniversary of the start of Gulf War 2, many remember the b_LIAR, in their own special way... "My abiding memory of b_LIAR is his escape from a bookstore in Dublin, afraid to meet protesters. Later, he cancelled his book-signing tour. Yet he was willing to send young British soldiers to their deaths in Iraq." Madame Derry. "When are Boosh and b_LIAR g...
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Funny story:  NRA To Regroup as a Political Party

NRA To Regroup as a Political Party

In response to the latest in a series of growing public backlash to the NRA's public relations gaffs (most recently due to its lobbying efforts and reaction to its website's published enemy hit-list of celebrities, religious organizations, and handic...
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Funny story:  Mexico And Canada To Invade United States Gathering Weapons Of Mass Destruction

Mexico And Canada To Invade United States Gathering Weapons Of Mass Destruction

Mexico and Canada have announced plans to invade the U.S. in search of weapons of mass destruction, or as the U.S. called them when President Bush invaded Iraq: WMD. Canada and Mexico will begin the invasion on the same day moving in a pincer fashion...
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Funny story:  US Declares a World Record Victory in Iraq

US Declares a World Record Victory in Iraq

Baghdad -- The United States military today is celebrating a major win in Iraq. American troops are heading home after setting the world record for the longest and most expensive stop and frisk in the history of law enforcement. "It seems like onl...
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Funny story:  Dick Cheney Writes In His Book That He Had Nothing To Do With The Weapons Of Mass Destruction But Reveals Who Did

Dick Cheney Writes In His Book That He Had Nothing To Do With The Weapons Of Mass Destruction But Reveals Who Did

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Former Vice-President Dick Cheney was visiting The Mount Rushmore National Memorial where he was accompanied by his long time gardener Chang Fu Bang. Chang Fu has been employed by Cheney for 40 years. In fact, Mr. Bang nam...
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Funny story:  Laura Bush Fed Up At Husband George Bush Criticizing Her Cooking Threatens To Spill The Beans Regarding The Weapons of Mass Destruction

Laura Bush Fed Up At Husband George Bush Criticizing Her Cooking Threatens To Spill The Beans Regarding The Weapons of Mass Destruction

DALLAS - Laura Bush recently told a reporter for GOPicky Magazine that she is getting fed up with the way her husband, former President George Dubya Bush has been treating her lately. Laurita, as Dubya playfully calls her, said that he is not abus...
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Funny story:  China insists that giant death ray is not a threat to U.S.

China insists that giant death ray is not a threat to U.S.

After the successful test of its first ever Giant Death Ray, China has reiterated to U.S. officials that it is in no way meant to challenge or threaten American military interests in the Pacific or elsewhere. In a statement released during Defens...
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Funny story:  Weapons of Mass Distraction: Big, Long & Ready To Blow

Weapons of Mass Distraction: Big, Long & Ready To Blow

THE HAGUE - Due to the quick-draw popularity of Iran's recently unveiled unmanned drone bomber aircraft - the so-called "Ambassador Of Death" (for no other reason than apparently because "Semi-Big Thing That Will Blow Up Near Where You Live" was alre...
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Funny story:  Cheney Signs on Water Dowser to Find WMD

Cheney Signs on Water Dowser to Find WMD

Former Vice President Dick Cheney outlined a new strategy to find former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein's WMD programs, which Cheney says "will justify the ten-year war." Ernest Quilby, a farmer from Gnosall Heath (UK), and a world-renown dowser, will...
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Funny story:  Iraq's "Weapons of Mass Destruction" found on eBay

Iraq's "Weapons of Mass Destruction" found on eBay

Alert CIA officers have discovered the missing Iraqi missiles being advertised for sale on the internet marketplace eBay. The existence of the missiles was hotly disputed before and after the invasion of Iraq in March 2003 by a coalition of forces in...
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Funny story:  Polish Military Scientists Build Helium Bomb

Polish Military Scientists Build Helium Bomb

Polish Miitary Scientists have been working since the break up of the Soviet Union to build their own "weapons of mass destruction" and have finally succeeded with the creation of a Helium bomb. Poland's Foreign Minister, Lech Snotchowski, said that...
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Funny story:  Iceland uses Weapon of Mass Disruption

Iceland uses Weapon of Mass Disruption

Iceland are being accused of using weapons of mass disruption after a gigantic cloud of volcanic ash made its way across from Iceland. President Obama is watching the situation closely as he might decide to take action against Iceland, for using a we...
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Funny story:  Maasai Tribe have weapons of mass destruction

Maasai Tribe have weapons of mass destruction

The Maasai tribe in Kenya who are armed only with some bamboo poles were yesterday accused of having weapons of mass destruction by both the British and American Governments but later these comments were retracted when it became clear Kenya was not w...
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Funny story:  'I Would Still Have Done What Bush Told Me To And Lied About It' says Bliar

'I Would Still Have Done What Bush Told Me To And Lied About It' says Bliar

Former Prime Minister Tony Bliar today said he would still have done what George W. Bush told him to, even if he knew Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction, and would have still lied about those non-existent weapons existing. Which he did. 'Well...
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Funny story:  Iraq only fifth on WMD danger list MPs told

Iraq only fifth on WMD danger list MPs told

London - (Asses of Evil): The Chilcot inquiry has heard that in 2001 Iraq was ranked behind Iran, North Korea, Libya and the Foreign Office in terms of lethal destruction powers. Metropolitan Police anti-terror evidence showed that rogue MI6 agent...
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Funny story:  Obama Goes to Security Council Over Fox News' WMDs

Obama Goes to Security Council Over Fox News' WMDs

President Obama spoke at a meeting of the United Nations Security Council yesterday afternoon in support of a resolution against Fox News' use of Words to Manufacture Disenchantment (WMD). "After the attacks of 9.11, 9.23 and quarter to ten this m...
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Funny story:  US discover Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iran and promise to "Nuke" the joint

US discover Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iran and promise to "Nuke" the joint

Saddam Hussein's WOMD's have now turned up in the deserts of arch fiend Iran. George Bush and his US "Supertroopers" were always convinced that Iraqi WOMD's existed and now after searching Arabian countries high and low for them, they have discovered...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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