ANKARA: At a conference in Ankara, Turkey yesterday, the World Health Organisation validated it's 10 point memorandum encouraging sexual relations with a fruit.
The general consensus is to eradicate lonliness with alternate, safe and satisfying f...
World Health Organization: "Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy."
The World Health Organization released findings on a series of expensive studies today, including a study that shows that men's desks are dirtier than women's...
(AP) Yangon -The long impoverished South East Asian nation of Myanmar is understood to be in negotiations with The World Health Organisation (WHO) co-founder Derek Zoolander to trial Facebook as an International Electronic Medical Record.
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The World Health Organisation spokesman, Dr D.Seez, has revealed the new diseases identified in 2012 to date. Along with the symptoms, and those most at risk of contracting them.
Named Disease: HAJ (Had-a-job) Syndrome
Symptoms: Being made redundant through no fault of your own, suicidal feelings, lack of food, and the disappearance of respect.
Most at Risk: The proletariat, anyone not relate...
After years of thinking beer was made of nothing but fruit juices and water, Dmitry Medvedev has been forced to change his mind by the World Health Organisation. The passing of a bill by the Russian President which accepts beer is an alcoholic bevera...
GENEZA, SWITZ. - The World Health Organisation (WHO) have declared the E.Coli strain found in cucumbers to be 'some new crazy shit'.
Already, tabloid papers have reported deaths in European countries to have reached the millions that they foresaw,...
World Health Organization teams quickly deployed out to farms and packaging plants to determine the source of the tainted tubers, and have reported a successful intervention in the inspection, cleaning and packaging methods of at least two major fres...
Marking a change of fortune and the experience of a new Manager and a new league West Ham are celebrating their move to the Olympic Stadium after the Olympic Games by renaming the club West Ham Olympic (W.H.O.)
So there is no confusion with the Wo...
The World Health Organization, the branch of the United Nations that mismanaged SARS, malaria, tuberculosis, swine flu, and AIDS on a global scale, has declared that Post-Orgasmic Illness Syndrome to be the single-greatest threat to the boner-wieldin...
Next year marks the 20th anniversary of the WHO conference and its got nothing to do with the famous rock band The Who, its the World Health Organisation and they have startling new evidence that sperm count in men is getting lower every year that pa...
Geneva, Switzerland-- The WHO (Whirled Heads Organization) is warning of a catastrophic pandemic of cat-scratch fever this Spring, and it could take the lives of billions. Hundreds of cases have been reported in the USA already. The fatality rate i...
The World Health Organization have today announced that global narcissism has reached pandemic proportions.
A spokesman said, "Self-absorption, self-interest and self-importance has infected the world's population on a scale never before seen."...
The World Health Organization has issued a press release recommending that men with man boobs follow the lead of their wives, mothers, and daughters in learning how to perform self breast examinations. The rising incidence of breast cancer in men an...
United Nations-- The Weird Health Organization (WHO) met today for another emergency session in the tony resort of Cancun. They met for a champagne breakfast on the beach, followed by day of wine tasting and pot smoking. Next week, WHO will journey...
Sometimes spoof is stranger than fiction and go figure is the only thing we can say to some of the weird and wacky things that happen under the sun. this certainly applies to the incredible coincidence that a young woman who decided ton become a man...
The WHO, based in Wapping and Fleet Street in London, today declared that swine 'flu is now a pandemic. It means that at least two news stories that embarrass the Government can be buried every month.
WHO chief Dr Gorbals Proper-Gander, speaking f...
Geneva, Switzerland - As World Health Organization officials announce a Swine Flu pandemic, their underlings are mounting a furious call for an influx of cash. Many see it as a good reason to upgrade their offices and facilities. The last world pande...
There is likely to be the declaration of the first pandemic in 40 years expected after an emergency WHO meeting held in Geneva.
Following the announcement to the world's media, a moribund Pete Townshend said that he was only sorry that Keith Moon...