Showing:

Funny satire stories about WC0610

Try another search?

Sisters of Mercenary teams to hunt down and punish online pisstakers.

Funny story: Sisters of Mercenary teams to hunt down and punish online pisstakers.

Vatican hierachy have sanctioned secretive secular security services with a green light for a "Seek and suffer" operation specifically targeting online satirists, bloggers, shit's and charlatans suspected of showing scant respect or reverence for the...

Read full story View 'Sisters of Mercenary teams to hunt down and punish online pisstakers.'

Illegal Aliens Disguised As Nuns Enter Arizona With No Problem

Funny story: Illegal Aliens Disguised As Nuns Enter Arizona With No Problem

PHOENIX, Arizona - Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer told the main stream media that since she enacted her tough immigration bill the influx of illegal aliens entering her state from the Republic of Mexico has gone from 47,000 a month all the way down to zero. The governor sat relaxing with her bare feet propped up on an indoor-outdoor futon on the front porch of her $7.3 million dollar governor's...

Read full story View 'Illegal Aliens Disguised As Nuns Enter Arizona With No Problem'

New Budweiser Commercial "Nuns the Wiser" Airs During World Cup

Funny story: New Budweiser Commercial "Nuns the Wiser" Airs During World Cup

"Everyone knows that drinking and driving can lead to accidents," says the voiceover for a new commercial by Budweiser airing during the World Cup. "That's why, after enjoying a few beers at the local pub, these nuns are walking back to the convent.

Read full story View 'New Budweiser Commercial "Nuns the Wiser" Airs During World Cup'

Transvestite Hooker Nuns Exposed

Funny story: Transvestite Hooker Nuns Exposed

While Catholic leadership struggles to cling to what might be left of their tepid public image, a new scandal involving the recruitment and indoctrination of transvestite prostitutes into the Sisterhood has shocked the entire world, except San Franci...

Read full story View 'Transvestite Hooker Nuns Exposed'

Coen Brothers' "O Sister is that You?" Hits Theaters in July

Funny story: Coen Brothers' "O Sister is that You?" Hits Theaters in July

The eagerly awaited sequel to the hit movie "O Brother Where Art Thou" is finally a reality. "O Sister is that You?" picks up where the original left off, somewhere in the Mississippi backwoods. George Clooney reprises his role as Everett Ulysses McG...

Read full story View 'Coen Brothers' "O Sister is that You?" Hits Theaters in July'

TheSpoof.com Changes Focus, Now It's a Religious Site

Funny story: TheSpoof.com Changes Focus, Now It's a Religious Site

Readers of TheSpoof.com were shocked this past week to see the number of articles about nuns on the website. They'll be seeing many more, along with ones about priests, rabbis, ministers and other religious figures, according to Mark Lowton, owner a...

Read full story View 'TheSpoof.com Changes Focus, Now It's a Religious Site'

BP's CEO, England's Coach, and Joran Van Der Sloot On The Run as NUNS!

Funny story: BP's CEO, England's Coach, and Joran Van Der Sloot On The Run as NUNS!

British Petroleum's CEO, Tony Hayward, knew he was fucked when he accidentally told the truth to a reporter that he wanted his life back. Then all those made-up "fixes" kept not working, now this one sort of works but all of the American southern co...

Read full story View 'BP's CEO, England's Coach, and Joran Van Der Sloot On The Run as NUNS!'

Austen Allegroed - The False Nuns of Meryton

Funny story: Austen Allegroed - The False Nuns of Meryton

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be fighting women off with a stick. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters. "My d...

Read full story View 'Austen Allegroed - The False Nuns of Meryton'

Paul Gascoigne in hospital, Jamie Carragher has vuvuzelas for the kids, Capello birthday soon, oh I forgot we are commenting on Japan v Cameroon says Smoky Bacon flavoured Linekar

Funny story: Paul Gascoigne in hospital, Jamie Carragher has vuvuzelas for the kids, Capello birthday soon, oh I forgot we are commenting on Japan v Cameroon says Smoky Bacon flavoured Linekar

The MacDonald triplets, enjoy a walk in the sun and share their World Cup experiences every afternoon. Today, they are all of a flutter after Edgar Davids told Adrian Chiles to start asking some really interesting questions. Enough, with the boring c...

Read full story View 'Paul Gascoigne in hospital, Jamie Carragher has vuvuzelas for the kids, Capello birthday soon, oh I forgot we are commenting on Japan v Cameroon says Smoky Bacon flavoured Linekar'

New York Nuns Not Happy About Car Getting Towed

Funny story: New York Nuns Not Happy About Car Getting Towed

A court case jury were today played the controversial tape of a conversation between a group of Nuns and a New York towing company. The case has been brought against NY Auto Removal by the Sisters of Unconditional Love alleging that their car was removed illegally. The Nuns claim that they left their Hyundai outside a bar on a quiet Eastchester side street for a few minutes, and when they c...

Read full story View 'New York Nuns Not Happy About Car Getting Towed'

Spoof Owner Arrested For Taking Photographs Of Three Nuns Walking Down Street

Funny story: Spoof Owner Arrested For Taking Photographs Of Three Nuns Walking Down Street

There was drama in the north west English town of Lancaster last week, when a man was cautioned by police after he was spotted taking photographs of three nuns as they walked down a suburban street. The three sisters were out taking an afternoon s...

Read full story View 'Spoof Owner Arrested For Taking Photographs Of Three Nuns Walking Down Street'

Creators of Grand Theft Auto To make New Driving Test Theory 'Hazard Avoidance' Questions

Funny story: Creators of Grand Theft Auto To make New Driving Test Theory 'Hazard Avoidance' Questions

The makers of the Grand Theft Auto video games have been placed in charge of creating the new scenario's involved in the Hazard Avoidance section of the Driver Theory Test. Test victims must now watch newly recorded clips of various traffic and pe...

Read full story View 'Creators of Grand Theft Auto To make New Driving Test Theory 'Hazard Avoidance' Questions'

Ramen noodle smuggling ring eludes capture

Funny story: Ramen noodle smuggling ring eludes capture

A worldwide network of illicit distribution of counterfeit ramen noodle products continues to elude the grasp of the finest minds in police investigation. Based upon traditional Asian noodle soups made from basic food ingredients, these desiccated,...

Read full story View 'Ramen noodle smuggling ring eludes capture'

Bootleg Copies of "March Of The Penguins" Seized

Funny story: Bootleg Copies of "March Of The Penguins" Seized

Bootleg copies of "March of the Penguins" were seized by customs agents as they were being imported into the country. Over 10,000 dvds were found in shipping cases destined for distribution all thoughout the country. The movie, originally release...

Read full story View 'Bootleg Copies of "March Of The Penguins" Seized'

Newly Installed Cams Capture Nuns Plotting to Overthrow Vatican

Funny story: Newly Installed Cams Capture Nuns Plotting to Overthrow Vatican

Vatican City - When the Pope issued the order to have crime cams installed in and around the Vatican in order to cut down on the incidences of clandestine alley-way meetings between the priests and their prey, little did he think that they would unco...

Read full story View 'Newly Installed Cams Capture Nuns Plotting to Overthrow Vatican'

Cycle Lanes To Be Converted For NUNS ONLY Use

Funny story: Cycle Lanes To Be Converted For NUNS ONLY Use

Nuns The mere mention of the name makes people's genitals retract inside their body cavities, but society still has an abiding interest in the frivolous shite these lesbians get up to in secret, despite hating the prune-faced penguins. "I fucking...

Read full story View 'Cycle Lanes To Be Converted For NUNS ONLY Use'

San Diego Archdiocese Lobbies Transportation Department for Nun Lanes

Funny story: San Diego Archdiocese Lobbies Transportation Department for Nun Lanes

Traditionally travelling in groups of three, always walking side by side and with arms often akimbo, Catholic Nuns will soon be offered their own specialty lanes for most any mode of transportation including walking paths, thanks to unrelenting pressure from San Diego Archdiocese leadership and the general public. Often seen in small automobiles travelling in the far left lane at speeds well un...

Read full story View 'San Diego Archdiocese Lobbies Transportation Department for Nun Lanes'

Madonna Granted Custodialship of Britney and Lindsay, Promises "End of Bad Habits!"

Funny story: Madonna Granted Custodialship of Britney and Lindsay, Promises "End of Bad Habits!"

Madonna, saying she was bored and needed a new hobby, was granted temporary custody of troubled kids Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears today after a judge said judicially, "Why not....nothing else seems to have worked!" The decision was not unconte...

Read full story View 'Madonna Granted Custodialship of Britney and Lindsay, Promises "End of Bad Habits!"'

Breaking news…

Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
47 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more