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Funny story: Rob Pattinson, Selena Gomez, and Gary Busey To Star In a Vampire Comedy "The Vuvuzela Family Goes To SeaWorld"

Rob Pattinson, Selena Gomez, and Gary Busey To Star In a Vampire Comedy "The Vuvuzela Family Goes To SeaWorld"

BURBANK - Twilight Saga series star Rob Pattinson and Selena Gomez have just signed to appear in Luigi Luigiani's classic Vampire comedy, The Vuvuzela Family Goes To SeaWorld. The film is being produced by Lions Door Films in association with Clou...
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Funny story: Angry Egyptians Use Vuvuzelas to Roust Mubarak from Power

Angry Egyptians Use Vuvuzelas to Roust Mubarak from Power

Update 2/12/11: Threats of use of vuvuzelas have forced Mubarak to finally step down and hand power over to the Egyptian army. Proving once again the power of the vuvuzela. Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak pulled a fast one on the citizens of Eg...
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Funny story: Green Hornet Movie Uses Vuvuzelas for Soundtrack

Green Hornet Movie Uses Vuvuzelas for Soundtrack

The producers and directors of the new Green Hornet movie, out later this week, have admitted that they used the soundtrack of thousands of vuvuzelas during the world games in South Africa in the new movie. "We had to do something because Seth Rog...
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Funny story: Vuvuzela Found Under Boy's Bed

Vuvuzela Found Under Boy's Bed

In what has been described as "nothing short of an everyday occurrence", a woman in the Potteries yesterday discovered another amazing item under her 9-year-old son's bed - a vuvuzela! Karen Low-Cal, 45, from Stoke, was rummaging about under Child...
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Funny story: Vuvuzela tops the world's top 10 word list replacing F**K!

Vuvuzela tops the world's top 10 word list replacing F**K!

After years and years and years of topping the world's top ten of words the word F++K has at last been replaced in 2010 by that "horny" South African favourite, VUVUZELA! F++k has been at the top of the word charts ever since Queen and Led Zeppeli...
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Funny story: Vuvuzelas to be rolled out to other sports

Vuvuzelas to be rolled out to other sports

The iconic sound of the South Africa World Cup must be the sound of the Vuvuzela. With a noise like an amplified bagfull of angry wasps, the constant barrage of buzzing swamped both crowd shouts and commentary. Now Vuvuzela manufacturer South Afri...
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Funny story: South Africans find creative ways of using vuvuzela - Portable urinals and sex toys top the list

South Africans find creative ways of using vuvuzela - Portable urinals and sex toys top the list

CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA: - Thanks to the 2010 soccer World Cup, sports fans have become acquainted with the annoying drone of vuvuzelas - those long plastic horns guaranteed to cause tinnitus. What to do with the remaining hundreds of vuvuzelas?...
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Funny story: Vuvuzelas "Permitted in House of Commons"

Vuvuzelas "Permitted in House of Commons"

Fans of the mosquito like buzzy instrument rejoice! Vuvuzelas have been passed as a legal accessory in the House of Commons. After a massive root about in Gordon Brown's' archives, we discovered the last law he ever passed: Vuvuzelas are permitted...
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Funny story: Superduper Hooker Booker

Superduper Hooker Booker

It is reported that a new website, available only to those with loadsofmoney, has caught the attention of very rich, very silly and very cocky professionals in the UK. Googling, superduperhookerbooker will get you into the site but a password is r...
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Funny story: Vajazzle: The New Vagina Or Vuvuzela?

Vajazzle: The New Vagina Or Vuvuzela?

A writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com became confused, then disorientated this morning, when, after logging-on to the site, he became aware of a new word that he hadn't happened upon before - vajazzle. The man - me - noticed the word in...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga head of international vuvuzela smuggling racket. Bulge explained.

Lady Gaga head of international vuvuzela smuggling racket. Bulge explained.

As authorities across the globe attempt to stem the seemingly endless wave of vuvuzelas making their way into the homes and hands of sports fanatics and other children, they have recently met with some success, thanks to an undercover operation invol...
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Funny story: World's fattest woman vuvuzela'd to death by world's fattest man

World's fattest woman vuvuzela'd to death by world's fattest man

Sooner or later it was bound to happen. Death by vuvuzela. Sad news. The world's fattest woman [WFW] is dead. Vuvuzela'd to death by her over-eager lover - the worlds fattest man [WFM]. A disconsolate WFM wept torrents as he told paramedics:...
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Funny story: Vuvuzela Headache

Vuvuzela Headache

At several Premier League clubs the vuvuzela, beloved to South Africans, is to be banned. An angry reaction came from one Arsenal fan, where the instrument has been banned. 'It is a breach of my human rights. This will take Arsenal to Europe for a...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Found In Tang Hua Seng With Vuvuzela Shoved Up His Arse

Spoof Writer Found In Tang Hua Seng With Vuvuzela Shoved Up His Arse

He's tasted the sweet smell of success with his recent remorseless and relentless coverage of vuvuzela stories, but for spoof writer Monkey Woods, it was very nearly a case of 'live by the vuvuzela, die by the vuvuzela', after the miserable northerne...
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Funny story: Parasailing Donkey Had Something Stuck Up Its Arse

Parasailing Donkey Had Something Stuck Up Its Arse

Police in southern Russia are investigating allegations of animal cruelty after a donkey was made to parasail with something stuck up its arse, Russian media report. The donkey was sent up into the sky last week by entrepreneurs hoping to attract...
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Funny story: Those Making Over $250,000 Per Year Bending Over, Preparing Asses For Tax Hike!

Those Making Over $250,000 Per Year Bending Over, Preparing Asses For Tax Hike!

Those people in the United States who make over $250,000 are getting ready for the President's new tax hikes are preparing for them by sitting on vuvuzelas shipped here from South Africa. "There's no use taking it all at once, even with Ky-Jelly",...
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Funny story: No Vuvuzelas Responsible for Buzzing at Marlins' Baseball Game

No Vuvuzelas Responsible for Buzzing at Marlins' Baseball Game

Miami, FL - Viewers tuning in Saturday to see the baseball game between the Florida Marlins and the Washington Nationals may have thought they were hearing the familiar sound of vuvuzelas as a distinct buzzing sound seemed to permeate the air. On...
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Funny story: Zsa Zsa Gabor Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela

Zsa Zsa Gabor Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela

Zsa Zsa Gabor is in hospital after falling out of bed onto a vuvuzela. Her publicist John Blanchette said the 93-year-old actress, who is an avid soccer fan, had been watching a re-run of the Germany v. England World Cup game on television in her...
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