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Funny story:  New Law Would Compel American Voters To Look At, Listen To, and Have Competent Authority Describe The Politicians They Will Vote For Before Voting For Them

New Law Would Compel American Voters To Look At, Listen To, and Have Competent Authority Describe The Politicians They Will Vote For Before Voting For Them

In a bid to make American voters more educated about, and possibly reconsider, their decision to vote, lawmakers have passed a law requiring American voters to look at, listen to, and have a competent authority describe the politicians they will vote...
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Funny story:  Mayoral "Don't Vote For Me" Plea

Mayoral "Don't Vote For Me" Plea

PORT MATILDA, PA -(AP) - A small town mayor in Pennsylvania missed the August deadline for taking his name off the ballot for an upcoming mayoral election. No one is running in opposition to him. The 70 year old man who is the current mayor is runn...
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Funny story:  Southerners wink, nod at each other

Southerners wink, nod at each other

THE SOUTH--In response to the Supreme Court striking down a key portion of the Civil Rights Act of 1965, requiring certain southern states to seek federal approval before changing voting laws, white Southerners of all ages and backgrounds exchang...
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Funny story:  Shock for Non Voters

Shock for Non Voters

A worrying trend for non voters emerged at the Eastleigh by election when 53% of the electorate voted. Out political correspondent tried to find a non voter representative but there appeared to be only one spokesman available. Jim Snout, a vetera...
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Funny story:  David Cameron Appeal to Bouncers Nationwide

David Cameron Appeal to Bouncers Nationwide

In a surprise move last night; Prime Minister David Cameron launched the Tory Party's new voter campaign 'Oy! Vote for us!' aimed specifically at the Nation's more than 25.000 club-bouncers. When asked about the reasoning for this highly specific tar...
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Funny story:  How Low Can You Get?

How Low Can You Get?

The lack of enthusiasm displayed by the British public to vote for Police Commissioners has led to some serious discussion in the upper echelons of Government. The plan for voting for executioners which was to be incorporated into the Tory electio...
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Funny story:  Florida Man Still In Line To Vote

Florida Man Still In Line To Vote

KISSIMMEE, Florida - 78-year old Kissimmee resident Dick Lawton continues to patiently wait his turn to vote outside the Buenaventura Lakes Branch Library. Even though a week has now passed since election day, Lawton remains vigilant that he has...
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Funny story:  SCOTUS: 2016 Presidential office to be auctioned on eBay

SCOTUS: 2016 Presidential office to be auctioned on eBay

Washington DC - The Supreme Court of the United States of America today ruled by construction that since corporations are people, and money is free speech: dollars are votes. The Chief Justice who wrote the ruling spoke briefly to the largest asse...
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Funny story:  Birth certificate typo reshapes Mitt Romney's campaign

Birth certificate typo reshapes Mitt Romney's campaign

Washington, DC - A typographical error discovered on Mitt Romney's birth certificate yesterday has reshaped the Republican nominee's presidential campaign. Due to the omission of a single, small "m," the document defines Romney as "a Moron" instea...
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Funny story:  Romney Team Startled to Find Corporations Don't Vote

Romney Team Startled to Find Corporations Don't Vote

Late Friday afternoon, a dark cloud descended on Mitt Romney's election team. They suddenly came to the realization that even if, "corporations are people too, my friend," corporations cannot actually vote. "All this time we've run our campaign wi...
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Funny story:  An Afternoon in Pennsylvania, September 2012

An Afternoon in Pennsylvania, September 2012

I don't mean to brag, but I'm feeling pretty proud of myself today. I just did something worthy of "adventurer" status in Oregon Trial II. It wasn't the greatest feat. Nothing deserving of a GOOD mag email blast or 60 Minutes free-solo fame. We're talking college app essay material, a little deed that affirms who I am. So, I just moved to West Philly, and though I work full-time I've been tryin...
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Funny story:  Polls Show Most Americans Think Election Already Happened

Polls Show Most Americans Think Election Already Happened

While America is known for its widespread voter apathy, recently reported levels of sheer voter ignorance still managed to astound long-time political analysts when polls revealed that nearly 72% of Americans believe that the 2012 presidential electi...
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Funny story:  GOP Primary Voters Would Like to Use One of Their Lifelines Please

GOP Primary Voters Would Like to Use One of Their Lifelines Please

Faced with an unpleasant choice in a rapidly narrowing but still unappealing field of presidential hopefuls, Republican voters this week asked television host Meredith Vieira if they could please use one of their lifelines to help them pick the corre...
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Funny story:  DNC Examines President Obama's 2008 Election Victory

DNC Examines President Obama's 2008 Election Victory

Washington DC: The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has investigated the events leading up to President Obama's victory in the 2008 US presidential election. The DNC is interested in how to repeat this victory in the 2012 US presidential election.
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Funny story:  Politician Could Have Used Local Man's Single, Meaningless Vote

Politician Could Have Used Local Man's Single, Meaningless Vote

(February 28, 2012)... Stunning news for a promising political campaign today, as a Presidential Candidate fell just short of victory, and lost a statewide primary by a single vote. After hours of statistical analysis and sociological speculation, t...
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Funny story:  We would have won Eurovision under AV say LibDems

We would have won Eurovision under AV say LibDems

While admitting that the final result could have been better, a LibDem spokesman insisted that Eurovision voting is open to "manipulation" and an unacceptable level of tribalism. The spokesman stressed that for several, very credible reasons the U...
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Funny story:  Early voting results show some mistakes

Early voting results show some mistakes

With many people having to not only vote on the referendum for AV but also for local councillors and in a few places local by-elections, it was no surprise that there would be mistakes made by some of the people voting. One of the most common mist...
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Funny story:  Obama to target John Wilkes Booth

Obama to target John Wilkes Booth

Washington D.C. - Intelligence sources have indicated, through covert contacts, Obama will send a team to capture or kill John Wilkes Booth. Recent videos have surfaced on the internet that show a man who appears to be Booth ranting about the Federa...
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President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills

Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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