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Funny story: Chicago Woman Sues Politicians Over Her Dead Husbands 15 Votes

Chicago Woman Sues Politicians Over Her Dead Husbands 15 Votes

According to poll records Henry "Harry" Adcock voted 15 times in 15 different precincts the last Presidential election but not only was this illegal, it is especially illegal when Harry has been dead for ten years. "Someone inside sent me a messag...
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Funny story: Half Dozen Spy Groups Will Determine How You Vote

Half Dozen Spy Groups Will Determine How You Vote

With all the information being collected for every individual in the United States, you may not have to bother voting anymore as someone with your records will vote for you. Should you decide to go vote anyway, be warned ahead of time that you cou...
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Funny story: Jesse Ventura, Howard Stern Announce Running For High Office In 2016

Jesse Ventura, Howard Stern Announce Running For High Office In 2016

It became official, Jesse Ventura and Howard Stern are going to be fighting it out for the Presidency and Vice Presidency of the United States of America in the 2016 elections. Last week Jesse Ventura was being interviewed on The Howard Stern Show...
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Funny story: Utah Bans Halter Tops

Utah Bans Halter Tops

SALT LAKE CITY - The state of Utah has announced that it has just passed a law which will prohibit the wearing of halter tops by females. Senator Buxton Quickymill [R-Provo] stated that the bill had been hotly debated with many senators believing...
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Funny story: The Georgia State Senate Votes To Change The Name Heimlich Maneuver To The Henry Maneuver

The Georgia State Senate Votes To Change The Name Heimlich Maneuver To The Henry Maneuver

ATLANTA - In a move that many citizens of the Peach State had been wanting for a long time, the Georgia State Senate has just passed a bill by a vote of 47-9 that will change the name of the lifesaving Heimlich Maneuver. According to Senator Bucki...
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Funny story: Missouri Bans Facial Tattoos

Missouri Bans Facial Tattoos

JEFFERSON CITY, Missouri - The state known as The Show Me State has just voted to ban the practice of facial tattoos. State Senator Dominic Crackerwine [R-Joplin] stated that the state senate vote was 23-11 in favor of doing away with the facial i...
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Funny story: Atheism Outlawed In Arkansas

Atheism Outlawed In Arkansas

LITTLE ROCK - In a historic move, the Arkansas state legislature has voted 34-1 to outlaw atheism within the state. Senator Stubblefield P. Bootneck, 49, of Monticello stated to Political Salad Bar Magazine that the issue was voted on to show the...
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Funny story: Haiti Is Changing Its Name

Haiti Is Changing Its Name

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti - Word out of the tiny Caribbean country of Haiti is that the Haitian senate has just overwhelmingly voted to change the name of their country. Haitian senator Justin Chardonnay told the news media that the senate had been de...
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Funny story: President Obama Courts the Black Vote

President Obama Courts the Black Vote

Washington DC: The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) has charged that President Obama and the Democratic Party are ignoring issues that affect African Americans. There are many black conservatives and clergymen wh...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney's Uncle Has Said He Is Not Voting For Him

Mitt Romney's Uncle Has Said He Is Not Voting For Him

PULASKI, Tennessee - When Mitt Romney made his thoughtlessly self-centered 47 percent comment he had no idea that it would backfire and cause some embarrassment to a member of his own family. GOPicky Magazine is reporting that Mitt Romney's uncle...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Voting For Romney: President Obama Says Thank You!

Lindsay Lohan Voting For Romney: President Obama Says Thank You!

VENICE BEACH, California - One of Tinsel Town's most troubled females, Lindsay Lohan, has just announced that she will be voting for Mitt Romney for president. Lohan told GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater that after thinking things over i...
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Funny story: Michigan To Begin Issuing Fines To Undecided Voters

Michigan To Begin Issuing Fines To Undecided Voters

LANSING, Michigan - Governor Rick Snyder speaking from his Governor's Mansion, Ethanol Estates, has just issued a governor's directive. The governor has said that he is sick and tired of hearing about all of these so called undecided voters. He...
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Funny story: Pennsylvania Voter ID Referendum Fails for Lack of Voters with Proper ID

Pennsylvania Voter ID Referendum Fails for Lack of Voters with Proper ID

In the wake of national controversy surrounding Pennsylvania's stringent voter-identification requirements, Pennsylvania governor Tom Corbett called for a public referendum on the voter ID law, the constitutionality of which is currently under review...
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Funny story: Give 'em The Vote

Give 'em The Vote

David "I've got a selection of shit ideas" Cameron has stated sixteen year olds may be given the vote. He said: "Greater consideration must be given to the young people of this country. They must be represented in their Parliament as we make decisions that fuck their lives up, as much as older people. Giving the vote to sixteen year olds is something we should spend hours, weeks or maybe even m...
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Funny story: New Texas Voter ID Law Bars Students OKs Labrador Retrievers to Vote

New Texas Voter ID Law Bars Students OKs Labrador Retrievers to Vote

The Texas State Legislature today took a bold and rather stunning step to deflect unwanted attention from its earlier passage of a voter ID law that permitted concealed firearms permits to pass for valid voting Id while barring student Ids for the sa...
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Funny story: 2012 Elections Canceled; Voting To Be Replaced By 'Indirect Democracy'

2012 Elections Canceled; Voting To Be Replaced By 'Indirect Democracy'

Washington DC - Federal officials today canceled the 2012 elections, declaring that American voters are not qualified to select the nation's political leaders. "Everyone blames the gridlock in Washington on the politicians," said Norman Lagode...
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Funny story: Board votes 9-0 not to add f**king Chinese to Academy's foreign language offerings

Board votes 9-0 not to add f**king Chinese to Academy's foreign language offerings

HARFOLD, Vermont--By a unanimous vote of 9-0, Harfold Academy's school board decided not to add Chinese to the Academy's offerings of French and Spanish, issuing a statement that, "The fucking Chinese killed this town." Virtually all topics discus...
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Funny story: Study reveals 93% of Europeans "don't care" about the Electoral College

Study reveals 93% of Europeans "don't care" about the Electoral College

BONN, Germany, 15 August - The Amsterdam-based Institute for Electoral Awareness, a global elections clearinghouse, released the shocking results of a new study today, indicating that Europeans care far less about how the Electoral College works...
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