London - "Prince Philip's the seasonal 2/1 favorite," online oddsmaker Aintogottaprayer.con sources said today, "but what with the Douchesse of Cambridge's recent nauseous attack we're installing her as the new 5/4 co-fav."
The website's winter od...
Watching someone retch can induce feelings of sickness in the watchers. Retching is more contagious than yawning and laughter - except when these latter two reactions are undertaken simultaneously whilst eating a biscuit. In which case, retching...
Plymouth, Mass - Mal*Wart, JC Farthings, and Maced stores all plan to open right after millions of giant turkey dinners are consumed. Who wants to wait for Black Friday?
According to Dr. Drew Upbird, medical consultant to the retail industry, con...
BARCELONA (ABSNN) - Two days ago this reporter wrote about New York City's West Side Joanne Trattoria, the restaurant owned and operated by Lady Gaga and her parents. It was rated "C," the lowest possible rating while being allowed to remain open, b...
Prime Minister David Cameron projectile vomited on a group of ladies yesterday while doing an unscheduled walkabout around the houses of parliament. Keen to promote the new budget, Mr.Cameron exited his bicycle under the shadow of Big Ben and approac...
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