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Funny story: Ukraine Hotels Are Offering Some Fantastic Deals

Ukraine Hotels Are Offering Some Fantastic Deals

KIEV, Ukraine - Ukraine's Department of Tourism has just informed the worldwide public that there has never been a better time to visit the Ukraine than right now. The DOT stated that 99.7 percent of all Ukraine hotels have slashed their prices by...
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Funny story: President Obama Tells Russian President Putin: Vlady, We Ain't Buying No More of Your Vodka!

President Obama Tells Russian President Putin: Vlady, We Ain't Buying No More of Your Vodka!

CLEVELAND - The Battle of The Economic Sanctions between the USA and Russia has escalated yet another step. President Obama speaking in Cleveland in front of a convention for The Retired Tugboat Captains of Lake Erie was asked about the ongoing me...
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Funny story: Puerto Rico Sends 12 Grenade Launchers To The Ukraine

Puerto Rico Sends 12 Grenade Launchers To The Ukraine

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico - The Caribbean Sea country of Puerto Rico has just reported that they've sent some much needed weapons to the military in the Ukraine. Puerto Rican President Henry Salsa stated that he has not forgotten the shipment of 25 ca...
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Funny story: Bob Costas Apologizes To The Russian People For His Insensitive Vodka Remark

Bob Costas Apologizes To The Russian People For His Insensitive Vodka Remark

SOCHI, Russia - NBC sportscaster Bob Costas has apologized to the people of Russia for his insensitive remark regarding vodka during a report on The Sochi Winter Olympics. Costas was talking about the different flags of the various countries repre...
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Funny story: President Putin Is Thrilled With Edward Snowden

President Putin Is Thrilled With Edward Snowden

MOSCOW - President Putin was recently interviewed by Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich. He was asked how he felt NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden was doing in his position as The Director of Computers. The Russian leader smiled as he put...
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Funny story: President Putin Says He Would Love To Have Edward Snowden Become A Part of His Family

President Putin Says He Would Love To Have Edward Snowden Become A Part of His Family

MOSCOW - Russian President Vladimir Putin told Russia's national news agency Vodkavich that 2013 was one of the happiest years of his entire life. He stated that the Russian economy is doing very good, world-wide sales of vodka have gone up 90 per...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Totals Her Porsche - California State Troopers Rule Out Cosmetics

Lindsay Lohan Totals Her Porsche - California State Troopers Rule Out Cosmetics

SANTA MONICA - Lindsay Lohan is one very, very lucky young starlet after being involved in an accident on the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway) that totaled her black Porsche. According to California State Troopers Aaron Twixfellino and Hamilton Leno, n...
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Funny story: Pissed In Space - Russian Cosmonaut Spills Beans On International Space Station

Pissed In Space - Russian Cosmonaut Spills Beans On International Space Station

Russian Cosmonaut, Yuri Gaggininnit today revealed that a tour on the international space station isn't necessarily one long round of orbiting the earth and conducting obscure experiments, involving flying ants and lighted tapers in zero gravity cond...
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Funny story: Lincolnshire vodka factory blast blamed on global warming

Lincolnshire vodka factory blast blamed on global warming

Boston - Genetically modified high-octane potatoes 'mutated by global warming emissions' were being blamed for the illicit still blast today. Firemen fought throughout the night as a 50,000-gallon distilling vat erupted close to Boston town centre...
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Funny story: Vodka Falls off Wagon Killing Teetotaler In NY Factory Accident!

Vodka Falls off Wagon Killing Teetotaler In NY Factory Accident!

In a tragic accident today, a 39 year old factory worker was killed when crushed by two pallets of Vodka Sauce that fell on him while he was checking the alcohol content in the designer spaghetti sauce canned on his shift. Co workers lamented t...
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Funny story: Dolgoprudny Power Drinking Team Set New World Record

Dolgoprudny Power Drinking Team Set New World Record

The Dolgoprudny power drinking team set a new world record today at the Moscow Victory Day Games. The team, led by the legendary Ivan Drunkovitch, managed to down five litres of vodka and twenty litres of beer between them in one hour. Drunkovich...
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Funny story: Sauna and Vodka Sales Take off in Britain

Sauna and Vodka Sales Take off in Britain

Reeling in the longest cold snap in thirty years Britons are turning to Vodka and Saunas to warm themselves from cold fingers and toes and muscles sore from shoveling snow. Sauna salesman "Buzz" Anders Anderson says sales are through the roof. "We...
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Funny story: Medvedev Orders White Russian in defiance of US Landslide for Kahlua and Vodka

Medvedev Orders White Russian in defiance of US Landslide for Kahlua and Vodka

Putin's bootblack President(ha!) Dmitri Medvedev responded to America's new love for black by defiantly ordering up a round of white russians. This certainly will throw a wrinkle into the proposed cocktail party planned for Black Obama and his now de...
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Funny story: Russian vodka pipeline on the rocks

Russian vodka pipeline on the rocks

Bloodyvostock - (Ass Mess): Cops have smashed a 1552 mile long underground vodka pipeline between the Kremiln and the Abramovich Arms pub in Chelsea. Dozens of moonshiners are under arrest and the smuggling scam has seen 90% of subterranean EU 'te...
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Funny story: Svedka_Grl Offers to Suckle US Presidential Candidates with 40 inch Breast Full of Vodka!

Svedka_Grl Offers to Suckle US Presidential Candidates with 40 inch Breast Full of Vodka!

In a truly original ad campaign, Svedka Vodka has rocked Madison Ave with its full page ad in the NY Times.
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Funny story: 'Virgin' Mary was drunk

'Virgin' Mary was drunk

The Virgin Mary (second name unknown), has said that she cannot remember much about the night of her 'immaculate conception', because she was pissed out of her mind on cheap vodka.
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Funny story: Absolut Vodka Ad showing map of Southwest and Pacific Coast owned by Mexico offends Americans - Ad agency says, "But it's based on actual U.S. census data."

Absolut Vodka Ad showing map of Southwest and Pacific Coast owned by Mexico offends Americans - Ad agency says, "But it's based on actual U.S. census data."

Los Angeles, California - An ad for Absolut Vodka meant to run only in Mexico, showing much of the American southwest and Pacific Coast owned by Mexico, has managed to get into U.S. newspapers, offending Americans concerned about the illegal immigrat...
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Funny story: Boris Yeltsin Left 'Lying In A State'

Boris Yeltsin Left 'Lying In A State'

There was controversy in Moscow this morning over the treatment of the body of ex-Russian President Boris Yeltsin who died yesterday, aged 76.
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