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Russians Celebrate Trump's Victory With His Wine

Funny story: Russians Celebrate Trump's Victory With His Wine

SAINT LOUIS POST DISPATCH AP -- Senior officials in the Russian government celebrated Donald Trump's victory over Hillary Clinton as a geopolitical win for Moscow, according to U.S. officials who said that American intelligence agencies interce...

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Tonight's "Eastenders" to Top All -Time Viewing Figures

Funny story: Tonight's "Eastenders" to Top All -Time Viewing Figures

An estimated 37 million people will be watching tonights riveting episode of EASTENDERS, Britains most popular soap first broadcast on Feb 19/ 1985. Here is the story so far... Belinda doesn't believe Neville when he says he did not have a thr...

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Peru's 17th Andes Artillery Regiment Is Headed To Aid The Ukraine

Funny story: Peru's 17th Andes Artillery Regiment Is Headed To Aid The Ukraine

LIMA, Peru - The Peruvian government has just informed the press that their pride and joy the 17th Andes Artillery Regiment will be landing in the Ukraine to help them in their confrontation with the Russian military. A spokesperson for the Peruvi...

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Ukraine Hotels Are Offering Some Fantastic Deals

Funny story: Ukraine Hotels Are Offering Some Fantastic Deals

KIEV, Ukraine - Ukraine's Department of Tourism has just informed the worldwide public that there has never been a better time to visit the Ukraine than right now. The DOT stated that 99.7 percent of all Ukraine hotels have slashed their prices by...

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President Obama Tells Russian President Putin: Vlady, We Ain't Buying No More of Your Vodka!

Funny story: President Obama Tells Russian President Putin: Vlady, We Ain't Buying No More of Your Vodka!

CLEVELAND - The Battle of The Economic Sanctions between the USA and Russia has escalated yet another step. President Obama speaking in Cleveland in front of a convention for The Retired Tugboat Captains of Lake Erie was asked about the ongoing me...

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Puerto Rico Sends 12 Grenade Launchers To The Ukraine

Funny story: Puerto Rico Sends 12 Grenade Launchers To The Ukraine

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico - The Caribbean Sea country of Puerto Rico has just reported that they've sent some much needed weapons to the military in the Ukraine. Puerto Rican President Henry Salsa stated that he has not forgotten the shipment of 25 ca...

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Bob Costas Apologizes To The Russian People For His Insensitive Vodka Remark

Funny story: Bob Costas Apologizes To The Russian People For His Insensitive Vodka Remark

SOCHI, Russia - NBC sportscaster Bob Costas has apologized to the people of Russia for his insensitive remark regarding vodka during a report on The Sochi Winter Olympics. Costas was talking about the different flags of the various countries repre...

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President Putin Is Thrilled With Edward Snowden

Funny story: President Putin Is Thrilled With Edward Snowden

MOSCOW - President Putin was recently interviewed by Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich. He was asked how he felt NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden was doing in his position as The Director of Computers. The Russian leader smiled as he put...

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President Putin Says He Would Love To Have Edward Snowden Become A Part of His Family

Funny story: President Putin Says He Would Love To Have Edward Snowden Become A Part of His Family

MOSCOW - Russian President Vladimir Putin told Russia's national news agency Vodkavich that 2013 was one of the happiest years of his entire life. He stated that the Russian economy is doing very good, world-wide sales of vodka have gone up 90 per...

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Lindsay Lohan Totals Her Porsche - California State Troopers Rule Out Cosmetics

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Totals Her Porsche - California State Troopers Rule Out Cosmetics

SANTA MONICA - Lindsay Lohan is one very, very lucky young starlet after being involved in an accident on the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway) that totaled her black Porsche. According to California State Troopers Aaron Twixfellino and Hamilton Leno, n...

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Pissed In Space - Russian Cosmonaut Spills Beans On International Space Station

Funny story: Pissed In Space - Russian Cosmonaut Spills Beans On International Space Station

Russian Cosmonaut, Yuri Gaggininnit today revealed that a tour on the international space station isn't necessarily one long round of orbiting the earth and conducting obscure experiments, involving flying ants and lighted tapers in zero gravity cond...

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Lincolnshire vodka factory blast blamed on global warming

Funny story: Lincolnshire vodka factory blast blamed on global warming

Boston - Genetically modified high-octane potatoes 'mutated by global warming emissions' were being blamed for the illicit still blast today. Firemen fought throughout the night as a 50,000-gallon distilling vat erupted close to Boston town centre...

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Vodka Falls off Wagon Killing Teetotaler In NY Factory Accident!

Funny story: Vodka Falls off Wagon Killing Teetotaler In NY Factory Accident!

In a tragic accident today, a 39 year old factory worker was killed when crushed by two pallets of Vodka Sauce that fell on him while he was checking the alcohol content in the designer spaghetti sauce canned on his shift. Co workers lamented t...

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Dolgoprudny Power Drinking Team Set New World Record

Funny story: Dolgoprudny Power Drinking Team Set New World Record

The Dolgoprudny power drinking team set a new world record today at the Moscow Victory Day Games. The team, led by the legendary Ivan Drunkovitch, managed to down five litres of vodka and twenty litres of beer between them in one hour. Drunkovich...

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Sauna and Vodka Sales Take off in Britain

Funny story: Sauna and Vodka Sales Take off in Britain

Reeling in the longest cold snap in thirty years Britons are turning to Vodka and Saunas to warm themselves from cold fingers and toes and muscles sore from shoveling snow. Sauna salesman "Buzz" Anders Anderson says sales are through the roof. "We...

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Medvedev Orders White Russian in defiance of US Landslide for Kahlua and Vodka

Funny story: Medvedev Orders White Russian in defiance of US Landslide for Kahlua and Vodka

Putin's bootblack President(ha!) Dmitri Medvedev responded to America's new love for black by defiantly ordering up a round of white russians. This certainly will throw a wrinkle into the proposed cocktail party planned for Black Obama and his now de...

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Russian vodka pipeline on the rocks

Funny story: Russian vodka pipeline on the rocks

Bloodyvostock - (Ass Mess): Cops have smashed a 1552 mile long underground vodka pipeline between the Kremiln and the Abramovich Arms pub in Chelsea. Dozens of moonshiners are under arrest and the smuggling scam has seen 90% of subterranean EU 'te...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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