Russian Cosmonaut, Yuri Gaggininnit today revealed that a tour on the international space station isn't necessarily one long round of orbiting the earth and conducting obscure experiments, involving flying ants and lighted tapers in zero gravity cond...
Boston - Genetically modified high-octane potatoes 'mutated by global warming emissions' were being blamed for the illicit still blast today.
Firemen fought throughout the night as a 50,000-gallon distilling vat erupted close to Boston town centre...
In a tragic accident today, a 39 year old factory worker was killed when crushed by two pallets of Vodka Sauce that fell on him while he was checking the alcohol content in the designer spaghetti sauce canned on his shift.
Co workers lamented t...
The Dolgoprudny power drinking team set a new world record today at the Moscow Victory Day Games. The team, led by the legendary Ivan Drunkovitch, managed to down five litres of vodka and twenty litres of beer between them in one hour.
Drunkovich...
Reeling in the longest cold snap in thirty years Britons are turning to Vodka and Saunas to warm themselves from cold fingers and toes and muscles sore from shoveling snow.
Sauna salesman "Buzz" Anders Anderson says sales are through the roof. "We...
Putin's bootblack President(ha!) Dmitri Medvedev responded to America's new love for black by defiantly ordering up a round of white russians. This certainly will throw a wrinkle into the proposed cocktail party planned for Black Obama and his now de...
Bloodyvostock - (Ass Mess): Cops have smashed a 1552 mile long underground vodka pipeline between the Kremiln and the Abramovich Arms pub in Chelsea.
Dozens of moonshiners are under arrest and the smuggling scam has seen 90% of subterranean EU 'te...
In a truly original ad campaign, Svedka Vodka has rocked Madison Ave with its full page ad in the NY Times.
The Virgin Mary (second name unknown), has said that she cannot remember much about the night of her 'immaculate conception', because she was pissed out of her mind on cheap vodka.
Los Angeles, California - An ad for Absolut Vodka meant to run only in Mexico, showing much of the American southwest and Pacific Coast owned by Mexico, has managed to get into U.S. newspapers, offending Americans concerned about the illegal immigrat...
There was controversy in Moscow this morning over the treatment of the body of ex-Russian President Boris Yeltsin who died yesterday, aged 76.
The Russian Federation is in turmoil today after it was announced from the Kremlin that former president Boris Yeltsin has died at the age of 76.
Moscow- The beautiful Stalinist architecture of the Russian capital, long admired by British council architects, has seen many a scandal come and go but the latest one seems set to rumble for a while to come.
Moscow - (Ass Messki): Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich has pledged £20 million to finance a new facility for detoxification of his country's national football team in a deal sponsored by the Bloodyvostock Vodka Company.
Amid the universal outpouring of grief over football legend George Best's death last week, it was revealed today that his doctor, Professor Roger Williams, authorised the hooking up of 10 bottles of vodka, 13 large ciders, and a bottle of vintage...
This morning J.K Rowling herself made a startling announcement. Around 2pm in the morning, she could be seen wandering Privet Drive holding a bottle of Vodka proclaiming that her long lost brother had turned up. Her brother, U.G.L.Y Rowling, has been missing for ten years. It is claimed that he has been stuck in the past for the ten years since he and Ms. Rowling saw each other last. He accidental...