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Funny story: Putin condemns Russian hooligans and told English hooligans to surrender!

Putin condemns Russian hooligans and told English hooligans to surrender!

Vladimir Putin, showing off his tailored six-pack whilst riding bare-back on a white stallion through the annexed part of Ukraine, has joined the rest of the world by condemning both Russian and English hooligans causing riots in Marseille; and now t...
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Funny story: Trump Cabinet To Be Named Shortly--Putin, Marla, among others, to be Pleased

Trump Cabinet To Be Named Shortly--Putin, Marla, among others, to be Pleased

Washington, D.C.: Sources close to presumed nominee Donald Trump state that Trump is already considering nominees for his cabinet if he wins the presidency. With presumed Chief of Staff Corey Lewandowski at the helm, Lewandowski is certain to push...
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Funny story: Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office: Chapter II

Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office: Chapter II

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the first chapter of Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office, we were left with little Bubba hiding under his desk, seemingly afraid of the Whip Woman's arsenal of whips and shackles. The Whip Woman's urgent call for help to the...
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Funny story: Obama and Putin witness Keshe's invisible spaceship

Obama and Putin witness Keshe's invisible spaceship

M.T. Keshe, one of the world's leading scientists, finally presented his long awaited plasma spaceship in Dubai on April 21st in front of an audience of around 500.000 international attendants. Among them was a celebrity VIP group, led by presidents...
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Funny story: Kim Jon-Un Edges Out Putin for Biggest Asshole Leader Award

Kim Jon-Un Edges Out Putin for Biggest Asshole Leader Award

In an annual poll taken by Jerk Magazine, the dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong-Un, has beaten out three-time winner Vladimir Putin as the leader who was the biggest asshole in 2015. "Although there were many contenders as usual, Kim Jong-Un was the hands-down winner this year, what with his nuclear threats and missile tests and labor camps and Putin actually doing something people like this y...
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Funny story: Hillary Caught Sexting Vladimir Putin Topless Photo Of Her Riding Camel

Hillary Caught Sexting Vladimir Putin Topless Photo Of Her Riding Camel

BILLINGSGATE POST: The Iron Curtain has been parted. The Wall has been torn down. In case you really wanted to know why Hillary Clinton didn't want anyone to read her E-mails, the cat is now out of the bag. Crack National Security investigator,...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un to Host Labor Camp Convention in North Korea

Kim Jong-Un to Host Labor Camp Convention in North Korea

Pyongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, rotund hereditary dictator of North Korea, announced that his country would be hosting a symposium on labor camps, invitation only. It is expected that it will be attended by Russian gulag representatives, a fe...
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Funny story: Dear Vlad

Dear Vlad

Dear Vlad, Thank you very much for your letter. I wish my Russian was as good as your English! You're doing a terrific job over there, making Russia huge again. A piece of Ukraine here, a piece there. By the way, nice job in Syria! Thanks also for the advice, and let me return the favor. There's no reason why you should let sanctions and low oil prices deflate your country's economy. I...
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Funny story: ??????? Donald

??????? Donald

My friend, I very happy you doing so well running for president of United States. I very confident you winning in November. Then we can unite our two countries and make strides to domin . . . to lead free world. But first, I must give advice. Is good advice, from my own experience in becoming president, premier and president of Russia. Is good you throw protestors out of rallies, but better...
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Funny story: Putin Denies Saville Cover Up

Putin Denies Saville Cover Up

President Putin of Russia has vehemently denied that he knew anything about Jimmy Saville's activities in the Kremlin when he was hosting 'Top of the Pops'. Our man in Moscow, Jonathon Weasel, tells us that the authorities maintain that lower rank...
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Funny story: Putin will vote for Trump if nominated

Putin will vote for Trump if nominated

Today, I had the honor of interviewing our magnificent Premier. He was in a jovial mood, as usual. The report from Ukraine was good; no more Russian deaths. No more Russian planes were blown up in Egypt. The Turks have not shot down any planes today.
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Funny story: Putin vs Erdogan war of words escalates to showdown in downtown Baghdad at "Club Unspeakable"

Putin vs Erdogan war of words escalates to showdown in downtown Baghdad at "Club Unspeakable"

The imbroglio between Russia and Turkey over shooting down a Russian warplane and ISIS oil trade through Turkey has led to a decisive confrontation in downtown Baghdad. The meeting took place at a nightclub which translates to "Club Unspeakable" (...
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Funny story: Who's Afraid Of Donald Trump?

Who's Afraid Of Donald Trump?

Who's afraid of Donald Trump? Seems like most of the folks in the Republican party. He recently was overheard to have said that Osama bin Laden was still alive and that he spoke to him. Not dead! But Seal Team 6 finished him off and there was a...
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Funny story: Tapped Phone Conversation Between Putin and Assad Proves Revealing.

Tapped Phone Conversation Between Putin and Assad Proves Revealing.

The famous expose website Wakileaks (yes, that is spelled correctly) has successfully tapped into a most intriguing phone call between those two most beloved of dictators in the world- Bashar al-Assad and his Grace Vladimir Putin of Russia. We have the transcript here just as it was translated from the phone tap: RINGGGGGGG!!!!! Putin: Hello my old buddy Bashar! How are you doing? Assad:...
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Funny story: WakiLeaks Gets An Inside Look At Assad's Meeting With Putin

WakiLeaks Gets An Inside Look At Assad's Meeting With Putin

The famed web expose site WakiLeaks scored a mammoth coup this week with its hidden camera surveillance of the Assad/Putin meeting in Moscow. The leader of Syria and the President of Russia were presumably meeting to discuss their mutual concerns abo...
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Funny story: "Obama must go" demand grows out of the Syria conflict

"Obama must go" demand grows out of the Syria conflict

Sources have now drilled down into origins of this new development as not coming from Vladimir Putin, who states, "Partners should see it through." It comes from a specialized group in touch with both the Assad and ISIS regimes. The nature of thi...
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Funny story: Putin Invites Gays to Russia for Sex

Putin Invites Gays to Russia for Sex

The Supreme Leader of Father Russia, Vladimir Putin has taken to the airwaves to declare that his country is a secret sexual haven for gays. On an LGBT radio show, the Fatherland's leader criticised the rest of the world's treatments of homosexual...
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Funny story: Putin Puts In His Pugnacious Presence to Punitively Preempt and Perhaps Plunder the Syrian Proceedings Plight

Putin Puts In His Pugnacious Presence to Punitively Preempt and Perhaps Plunder the Syrian Proceedings Plight

Obama and other world leaders were sitting around the UN private lounge contemplating what to do about the Syrian crisis that was disturbing all of the Mideast and Europe. Depression had set in due to the difficulties that had arisen over the situation that seemed to escalate no matter what their efforts were. And it all was basically because of one man- Bashar al-Assad, the dictator of Syria.
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