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Funny story:  New Life-Essential Vitamin Discovered - Vitamin Q, Found Only in Water Chestnuts

New Life-Essential Vitamin Discovered - Vitamin Q, Found Only in Water Chestnuts

Scientists have discovered a previously unknown and highly essential vitamin, vitamin Q, which is reportedly found only in water chestnuts. "Vitamin Q is absolutely and utterly vital to life," stated nutritional expert Dr. Anders Chase in a presen...
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Funny story:  Latest Superfood Available From Local Man

Latest Superfood Available From Local Man

A new superfood to rival blueberries, apples and broccoli is set to hit the shelves. Fans of sea buckthorne say it contains vitamins A, B1, B2, E and up to ten times the vitamin C found in oranges. They also claim that it boosts brain function...
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Funny story:  Snot and Vitamin C, the breakfast of Champions!

Snot and Vitamin C, the breakfast of Champions!

The global conspiracy behind the financial crisis has been uncovered in Ireland. A scientific discovery that threatens governments, pharmaceuticals,insurance companies and civilization itself has been revealed. Dr. Mu O'Cus, a stressed out re...
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Funny story:  Vitamin B prevents Alzheimers, "sorry what did you say?"

Vitamin B prevents Alzheimers, "sorry what did you say?"

Vitamin B has now been proven to prevent the brain shrinking and delay Alzheimers, "sorry what was that vitamin called?" Scientists have been testing Vitamin B on people first showing sympons of forgetfullness, "excuse me where am I?" The resul...
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Funny story:  New Healthy Cigarettes

New Healthy Cigarettes

Cigarette wimp Millip Phorris unveiled it's latest product today, a new type of cigarette called Vitasmoke. Vitasmokes are an entirely new concept in smoking, not only do they offer full flavour, less tar and nicotine, but they actually provide 7 ess...
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Funny story:  Illegals flock to California after Virgin sighting

Illegals flock to California after Virgin sighting

A worker at a Flintstones Vitamin factory in Barstow, Calif., is recovering at a local hospital after she collapsed Friday morning when she lifted a fresh batch of the oddly sweet morsels out of the BamBamenator to find what she claimed was the Virgi...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson Finally Admits To "Vitamingate"

Robert Pattinson Finally Admits To "Vitamingate"

LONDON - Robert Pattinson, actor, model, singer, and part-time crumpets taster has admitted to BBC's Louella Buckinghamshire that he has been successfully treated for an addiction to vitamin pills. Pattinson said that he first started taking vitam...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears becomes the newest "Vitameatavegamin Vitamins" girl

Britney Spears becomes the newest "Vitameatavegamin Vitamins" girl

Hollywood, California - Vitameatavegamin Vitamins Inc., makers of the potent health elixir of essential minerals, vitamins, ground beef and pure grain alcohol, announced today that they have hired Britney Spears to be their latest spokesperson for th...
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Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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