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Funny story: Slice of Toast Image Mysteriously Appears in Virgin Mary Blow Mold

Slice of Toast Image Mysteriously Appears in Virgin Mary Blow Mold

Bentlyville (AP)- Who says Bentleyville isn't a tourist destination? The population of the small town has swelled dramatically since news of a local barkeep's bizarre discovery swept through the sleepy community, and far beyond. "I was just staring a...
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Funny story: Ancient text says Jesus Thought Mary Was a Ball Breaker!

Ancient text says Jesus Thought Mary Was a Ball Breaker!

Professor Karen L.King, in her office at Harvard Divinity School, held a fragment of papyrus that she says contains a reference to Jesus' wife. The ink on the front side contains eight lines, dark enough to be legible. Line 4 purportedly says, "Je...
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Funny story: New DNA Evidence Reveals That the Virgin Mary Was Not a Virgin

New DNA Evidence Reveals That the Virgin Mary Was Not a Virgin

ROME--Biblical scholars have long been puzzled by a passage by a man named Baruch, in the apocryphal text of the same name, which reads, "Yeah. I hit on that. She was a nice piece of ass, though a bit of a holy roller for my taste." Although schol...
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Funny story: Ukraine's precious Vladimir Madonna icon weeping teardrops of Black Sea Crude

Ukraine's precious Vladimir Madonna icon weeping teardrops of Black Sea Crude

Crimea - Russia's seizure of Crimean territorial waters' oil and gas deposits may be behind the sudden appearance of heavy crude tears spouting from the sacred portrait according to reports from Kiev today. The famous 12th century religious paint...
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Funny story: Vatican Defends Abuse Stance

Vatican Defends Abuse Stance

The Vatican, currently under fire after a shocking U.N. report, issued a statement on their website defending their practice of sheltering priests who were known or accused pedophiles. "We want the public to rest assured," the statement beg...
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Funny story: Virgin nun in Italy gives birth to baby boy; Jesus!

Virgin nun in Italy gives birth to baby boy; Jesus!

It seems as though the fairy story of the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus could be true after all because in Italy a baby boy has been born under similar circumstances! A Nun in Rieti, Central Italy, claimed she had no idea she was pregnant and...
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Funny story: Santorum: "I never said The Virgin Mary should have had a paternity test, NEVER!!"

Santorum: "I never said The Virgin Mary should have had a paternity test, NEVER!!"

Rick Santorum, candidate for president of the United States, tried once again, to walk back some of his controversial statements pertaining to women. As the press corps looked on in stunned silence, he continued,"And I never said, for every great...
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Funny story: Dead Sea drought may reveal New Testament burial ground of Jesus, Mary and Joseph

Dead Sea drought may reveal New Testament burial ground of Jesus, Mary and Joseph

Israel - Its concentrated anhydrous chlorides and asphalt discharges were the stuff of legend in ancient Egyptian pickling recipes to mummify the dead, as chronicled in the Dead Sea Scrolls. This week a survey of the world's deepest hypersaline la...
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Funny story: Virgin Mary appears on Virgo supermoon

Virgin Mary appears on Virgo supermoon

South Coast - The Woman of the Apocalypse image straight out of the Book of Revelation (12:1-18) has appeared on the face of the gigantic full moon. Bearing all the hallmarks of Biblical prophecy the Lunar Madonna's sighting fulfills an ancient p...
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Funny story: Rare Full Color 3-D Virgin Mary Sighting Confounds Experts

Rare Full Color 3-D Virgin Mary Sighting Confounds Experts

Albuquerque, New Mexico -- Experts from around the world have descended to a modest home in Albuquerque for a first-hand peek at what many are calling the greatest Virgin Mary sighting ever. Angela, the owner of the home, says she spotted the Holy...
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Funny story: Petroecuador Madonna 'Weeping Crude Tears'

Petroecuador Madonna 'Weeping Crude Tears'

Quito - (UpStreamGal!): Thousands have flocked to La Catedral de Quito following reports that its iconic 16th century portrait of the Virgin Mary Maddona El Petroecuador is 'weeping tears of oil.' The painting began its lachrymose gush last year w...
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Funny story: Illegals flock to California after Virgin sighting

Illegals flock to California after Virgin sighting

A worker at a Flintstones Vitamin factory in Barstow, Calif., is recovering at a local hospital after she collapsed Friday morning when she lifted a fresh batch of the oddly sweet morsels out of the BamBamenator to find what she claimed was the Virgi...
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Funny story: Jesus, Mary and Joseph: We Lost Half of Our 401K; Even Other Worldly Economy in Trouble

Jesus, Mary and Joseph: We Lost Half of Our 401K; Even Other Worldly Economy in Trouble

When even the Holy Family and God's Only Begotten Son are left with a 200.5 small k retirement fund, you've got to know the world and even the other worldly economy is in big trouble. The Virgin Mary had logically sunk a bundle of shekels into Vi...
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Funny story: Face of The Obama on sandwich; Texas woman 'blessed by the holy toast'

Face of The Obama on sandwich; Texas woman 'blessed by the holy toast'

A miracle in the small college town of Denton, Texas, where a local woman credits her half-eaten toasted cheese sandwich, purportedly showing the image of The Obama, with the unexpected refinancing of her mortgage, allowing her to keep her home of te...
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Funny story: Playgirl Magazine to come out with its own vision of a Naked Virgin Mary: Nude Secret Santa!

Playgirl Magazine to come out with its own vision of a Naked Virgin Mary: Nude Secret Santa!

Chicago, Illinois - Coming out with a late season special issue just in the Saint Nicolas of time to ride on the coattails of the Mexican Playboy's controversial cover of a naked Virgin Mary, only Playgirl's sacrilegious cover will have an attractive...
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Funny story: Playboy Magazine Sparks Religious Controversy By Putting Virgin Mary on Cover

Playboy Magazine Sparks Religious Controversy By Putting Virgin Mary on Cover

Playboy Magazine has started a new religious controversy right before Christmas by putting a semi-naked Virgin Mary on the cover of their Spanish language edition. The edition, which has already sold out, is drawing criticism from the Catholic Churc...
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Funny story: Problems with Madonna divorce

Problems with Madonna divorce

There are reports today that there have been major problems with Madonna's impending divorce, in particular with the ramifications as to what might happen to the child. Madonna - real name Mary - has come in for firece criticism from the Roman aut...
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Funny story: Excreted Log Carries Image of the Virgin Mary

Excreted Log Carries Image of the Virgin Mary

Reports of human waste taking on the image of the Virgin Mary were rampant in one local Chicago community yesterday, as thousands gathered to pay homage at the sighting. Appearing in the ladies restroom of a South-side Chicago diner, Mrs. Joanna Wat...
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