Indianapolis, IN-- Superbowl fans had a rare treat yesterday, when the real Virgin Mary decided to appear with Madonna during the half time show. The Blessed Virgin Mary was in a funky mood, and sang a few duets with the Material Girl before ascendi...
Heaven-- Two of the most recognisable icons of the religious world have gone through a complete make-over since the New Year began. Buddha's been on a strict weight-loss diet, and Jesus Christ has been working-out to put some muscles on his scrawny...
Israel - Its concentrated anhydrous chlorides and asphalt discharges were the stuff of legend in ancient Egyptian pickling recipes to mummify the dead, as chronicled in the Dead Sea Scrolls.
This week a survey of the world's deepest hypersaline la...
Hollywood, CA-- The Blessed Virgin Mary (BVM) will kick up her heels and be a guest contestant on the next season of 'Dancing With The Stars' (DWTS). A spokesperson for the show said the BVM will descend from Heaven before each episode in a cloud of...
Zeitoun, Egypt-- The Virgin Mary has made a triumphant return to the rooftop of a Coptic Christian church just outside Cairo. The Virgin visited the same church rooftop during the 1960's, where many videos and photos were taken of her performance. Last night she returned--smoking a joint and advising all her loyal believers to smoke weed.
The Virgin Mary appeared in a blaze of white and blue...
Reno, NV - The parents of Jesus popped into Reno over the weekend for a quickie divorce. The Virgin Mary has had enough of living with Saint Joseph, and is ending their long marriage. She gets custody of Jesus, and Saint Joseph gets to visit Him on...
Jerusalem, Israel-- Exciting new biblical research is giving religious Christians some new information about the very first Easter. It now appears that Jesus returned from the dead with a ravenous appetite for things like chocolate bunny rabbits, ma...
Jerusalem, Israel-- A very old cabinet made by Jesus Christ has been discovered in Jerusalem. Jesus made the cabinet when he was working as a young carpenter. Historians know it was made by Jesus, because he carved his initials 'J.C' inside a cabin...
South Coast - The Woman of the Apocalypse image straight out of the Book of Revelation (12:1-18) has appeared on the face of the gigantic full moon.
Bearing all the hallmarks of Biblical prophecy the Lunar Madonna's sighting fulfills an ancient p...
Fucushima, Japan-- A stunning two-minute video taken by a US Air Force reconnaissance helicopter of the damaged nuclear reactors in Japan is shocking the world tonight. The video appears to show the Virgin Mary. She is shown inside the reactor core...
Albuquerque, New Mexico -- Experts from around the world have descended to a modest home in Albuquerque for a first-hand peek at what many are calling the greatest Virgin Mary sighting ever.
Angela, the owner of the home, says she spotted the Holy...
Quito - (UpStreamGal!): Thousands have flocked to La Catedral de Quito following reports that its iconic 16th century portrait of the Virgin Mary Maddona El Petroecuador is 'weeping tears of oil.'
The painting began its lachrymose gush last year w...
(Vatican City)--- Pope Benedict XVI emerged from an all day prayer and bong session with some new instructions for Roman Catholics. The Pope decreed that the third person of the Holy Trinity will now be known as Bill. Yahweh and Jesus will keep the...
A worker at a Flintstones Vitamin factory in Barstow, Calif., is recovering at a local hospital after she collapsed Friday morning when she lifted a fresh batch of the oddly sweet morsels out of the BamBamenator to find what she claimed was the Virgi...
Bethleham West Bank-- A wooden bong that belonged to the Virgin Mary was discovered in an archaeological dig today in this ancient town. Positive identification was made by translating the Hebrew writing on the bong. The script read: 'Get your f*ck...
Mexico City -- Mexico's most sacred shrine was seen weeping trillions of gallons of tears after a recent visit by Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton. Catholics believe the image of the Virgin Mary appeared miraculously in 1531. There were so many...
When even the Holy Family and God's Only Begotten Son are left with a 200.5 small k retirement fund, you've got to know the world and even the other worldly economy is in big trouble.
The Virgin Mary had logically sunk a bundle of shekels into Vi...
A miracle in the small college town of Denton, Texas, where a local woman credits her half-eaten toasted cheese sandwich, purportedly showing the image of The Obama, with the unexpected refinancing of her mortgage, allowing her to keep her home of te...