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Funny story: Virgin Mary Statue Smokes Marijuana

Virgin Mary Statue Smokes Marijuana

Philadelphia, PA-- A six-foot tall statue of the Virgin Mary inside a local church has been doing something strange. Parishers at the church of Our Lady Of Hysterical Weeping say the statue has begun smoking marijuana. The statue begins exhaling sm...
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Funny story: Ukraine's precious Vladimir Madonna icon weeping teardrops of Black Sea Crude

Ukraine's precious Vladimir Madonna icon weeping teardrops of Black Sea Crude

Crimea - Russia's seizure of Crimean territorial waters' oil and gas deposits may be behind the sudden appearance of heavy crude tears spouting from the sacred portrait according to reports from Kiev today. The famous 12th century religious paint...
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Funny story: Vatican Defends Abuse Stance

Vatican Defends Abuse Stance

The Vatican, currently under fire after a shocking U.N. report, issued a statement on their website defending their practice of sheltering priests who were known or accused pedophiles. "We want the public to rest assured," the statement beg...
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Funny story: Virgin nun in Italy gives birth to baby boy; Jesus!

Virgin nun in Italy gives birth to baby boy; Jesus!

It seems as though the fairy story of the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus could be true after all because in Italy a baby boy has been born under similar circumstances! A Nun in Rieti, Central Italy, claimed she had no idea she was pregnant and...
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Funny story: Fourth Secret Of Fatima Revealed

Fourth Secret Of Fatima Revealed

Vatican City-- A surprise announcement from the Vatican today is shocking Roman Catholics around the world. It turns out four secrets were given by the Virgin Mary to some Portuguese children in 1917 and not three. The fourth secret was not to be r...
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Funny story: Santorum: "I never said The Virgin Mary should have had a paternity test, NEVER!!"

Santorum: "I never said The Virgin Mary should have had a paternity test, NEVER!!"

Rick Santorum, candidate for president of the United States, tried once again, to walk back some of his controversial statements pertaining to women. As the press corps looked on in stunned silence, he continued,"And I never said, for every great...
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Funny story: Real Madonna Appears At Superbowl Halftime Show, Smokes Weed

Real Madonna Appears At Superbowl Halftime Show, Smokes Weed

Indianapolis, IN-- Superbowl fans had a rare treat yesterday, when the real Virgin Mary decided to appear with Madonna during the half time show. The Blessed Virgin Mary was in a funky mood, and sang a few duets with the Material Girl before ascendi...
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Funny story: Buddha Slims Down, Jesus Bulks Up

Buddha Slims Down, Jesus Bulks Up

Heaven-- Two of the most recognisable icons of the religious world have gone through a complete make-over since the New Year began. Buddha's been on a strict weight-loss diet, and Jesus Christ has been working-out to put some muscles on his scrawny...
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Funny story: Dead Sea drought may reveal New Testament burial ground of Jesus, Mary and Joseph

Dead Sea drought may reveal New Testament burial ground of Jesus, Mary and Joseph

Israel - Its concentrated anhydrous chlorides and asphalt discharges were the stuff of legend in ancient Egyptian pickling recipes to mummify the dead, as chronicled in the Dead Sea Scrolls. This week a survey of the world's deepest hypersaline la...
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Funny story: Virgin Mary To Appear On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Virgin Mary To Appear On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Hollywood, CA-- The Blessed Virgin Mary (BVM) will kick up her heels and be a guest contestant on the next season of 'Dancing With The Stars' (DWTS). A spokesperson for the show said the BVM will descend from Heaven before each episode in a cloud of...
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Funny story: Virgin Mary Appears Again In Egypt, Smokes Weed

Virgin Mary Appears Again In Egypt, Smokes Weed

Zeitoun, Egypt-- The Virgin Mary has made a triumphant return to the rooftop of a Coptic Christian church just outside Cairo. The Virgin visited the same church rooftop during the 1960's, where many videos and photos were taken of her performance. Last night she returned--smoking a joint and advising all her loyal believers to smoke weed. The Virgin Mary appeared in a blaze of white and blue...
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Funny story: Virgin Mary Divorces Saint Joseph

Virgin Mary Divorces Saint Joseph

Reno, NV - The parents of Jesus popped into Reno over the weekend for a quickie divorce. The Virgin Mary has had enough of living with Saint Joseph, and is ending their long marriage. She gets custody of Jesus, and Saint Joseph gets to visit Him on...
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Funny story: Jesus Ate Chocolate Bunny Rabbits On Easter Sunday

Jesus Ate Chocolate Bunny Rabbits On Easter Sunday

Jerusalem, Israel-- Exciting new biblical research is giving religious Christians some new information about the very first Easter. It now appears that Jesus returned from the dead with a ravenous appetite for things like chocolate bunny rabbits, ma...
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Funny story: Cabinet Made By Jesus Discovered In Israel

Cabinet Made By Jesus Discovered In Israel

Jerusalem, Israel-- A very old cabinet made by Jesus Christ has been discovered in Jerusalem. Jesus made the cabinet when he was working as a young carpenter. Historians know it was made by Jesus, because he carved his initials 'J.C' inside a cabin...
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Funny story: Virgin Mary appears on Virgo supermoon

Virgin Mary appears on Virgo supermoon

South Coast - The Woman of the Apocalypse image straight out of the Book of Revelation (12:1-18) has appeared on the face of the gigantic full moon. Bearing all the hallmarks of Biblical prophecy the Lunar Madonna's sighting fulfills an ancient p...
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Funny story: Virgin Mary's Image Appears In Video Of Japanese Nuke Reactor

Virgin Mary's Image Appears In Video Of Japanese Nuke Reactor

Fucushima, Japan-- A stunning two-minute video taken by a US Air Force reconnaissance helicopter of the damaged nuclear reactors in Japan is shocking the world tonight. The video appears to show the Virgin Mary. She is shown inside the reactor core...
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Funny story: Rare Full Color 3-D Virgin Mary Sighting Confounds Experts

Rare Full Color 3-D Virgin Mary Sighting Confounds Experts

Albuquerque, New Mexico -- Experts from around the world have descended to a modest home in Albuquerque for a first-hand peek at what many are calling the greatest Virgin Mary sighting ever. Angela, the owner of the home, says she spotted the Holy...
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Funny story: Petroecuador Madonna 'Weeping Crude Tears'

Petroecuador Madonna 'Weeping Crude Tears'

Quito - (UpStreamGal!): Thousands have flocked to La Catedral de Quito following reports that its iconic 16th century portrait of the Virgin Mary Maddona El Petroecuador is 'weeping tears of oil.' The painting began its lachrymose gush last year w...
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Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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