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Funny story: BA attempts to shag Virgin!

BA attempts to shag Virgin!

BA and Virgin Airways have had many altercations and now the climate has reached "bitch fighting" because BA's boss has tipped that Branson and his airline will be shot down in 5 years. Instead of suing the BA boss, Sir Richard, in his typical brash...
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Funny story: Shock as new operator for East Coast Mainline trains announced

Shock as new operator for East Coast Mainline trains announced

There was shock and horror on the faces of both the Sir Richard Branson/Stagecoach consortium and the First Group when it was decided by the government that they were now not awarding the east coast mainline rail franchise to either of them. It wa...
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Funny story: Virgin expected in the High Street

Virgin expected in the High Street

Throughout the towns of Britain, queues of expectant young men are to be seen, who have heard that a Virgin is due to appear in their High Street "any day now". Tired of Rock up north many are anticipating a Virgin takeover with glee. One of those...
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Funny story: Please don't whip the horse - it's going as fast as it can already!

Please don't whip the horse - it's going as fast as it can already!

Londoner's were left in no doubt yesterday about Mayor Johnson's determination to see levels of carbon emissions reduced in the capital when he announced that horse drawn hansom cabs are to return to the streets of London this summer. The 5 year cont...
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Funny story: iPhone 5G and Virgin Mobile Tie the Knot

iPhone 5G and Virgin Mobile Tie the Knot

It's official. Apple has announced that the new iPhone 5G, originally due out in June 2011, will make its way to store shelves in time for Christmas. And, the best news of all, you won't need a cellular phone contract to use it. Instead, Apple is...
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Funny story: Virgin flies to where no man has been before

Virgin flies to where no man has been before

He's flown to America, Asia, Australia and probably the North Poles. He's recently developed a rocket which will take him to the moon. Now Richard Branson is going where no Virgin Plane has ever gone before. A million people (Approximately o...
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Funny story: Gap ends 20 year sponsorship of the Tube

Gap ends 20 year sponsorship of the Tube

Gap, the clothing store giants are to end their twenty-year association with the London Tube system. For years, passengers on the underground have heard the phrase "Mind the Gap" whenever a train is pulling into the station, and now this will end.
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Funny story: Man's Head Explodes Whilst On Telephone To Virgin Media

Man's Head Explodes Whilst On Telephone To Virgin Media

A local man died while on the telephone to Virgin Media, a court heard today. The post-mortem hearing concerned Clive Pheebs, 43, who was attempting to report a fault on the line of a number he was trying to reach, when the death occurred. "Mr...
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Funny story: Virgin Galactic Promotes Itself with a Ragtag of 'Celebs'

Virgin Galactic Promotes Itself with a Ragtag of 'Celebs'

Virgin Galactic's Richard Branson has pulled off a coup by inviting a curious bunch of celebrities to be the first to experience their ambitious new spaceship 'thingymebob' flying above the Earth's atmosphere. Although this was initially hailed as...
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Funny story: Richard Branson denies he has visited Mars

Richard Branson denies he has visited Mars

British entrepreneur, Richard Branson, is strenuously denying rumours that he has visited Mars, instead claiming that his two year absence from the media spotlight was because he was working for his company, Virgin Holdings. Branson is one of the...
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Funny story: Sky buys Virgin Media channels

Sky buys Virgin Media channels

Sky has announced that it will going legal with the sellers of the Virgin Media channels. The Board of Directors at BSkyB have expressed their disappointment (and we would guess embarrassment) at being ripped off over the deal. Once the sale ha...
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Funny story: Branston done for only employing Virgins

Branston done for only employing Virgins

Sir Richie Branston has been fined by the European courts after investigations found that he was discriminating against potential employees as his unwritten policy was to only employee virgins. This information was leaked after an employee who w...
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Funny story: Sir Richard Beardie to cure trains in UK as new train tzar

Sir Richard Beardie to cure trains in UK as new train tzar

With just months, weeks, days or even hours to the general election, Sir Richard Beardie has been drafted in as the UK's new Rail Tzar. In a move welcomed across party lines - although it must be said the zookeeper did warn in advance that the chi...
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Funny story: Virgin Galactic Hijacked By Cylons!

Virgin Galactic Hijacked By Cylons!

The worlds first space vehicle designed to allow passengers to experience space travel and weightlessness was hijacked today by robotic Cylons demanding that they be flown to somewhere called the "12 Colonies". The Virgin Galactic was just prepar...
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Funny story: Lebanese Camera Company To Debut New Products This Fall

Lebanese Camera Company To Debut New Products This Fall

World renown Lebanese camera company LebaCam announced that it will debut its twenty new products this fall in DanceMe Hotel in Hazmieh (region). The company's rep, Elie AlMakdouch, said that "the new cameras that we created have been highly antic...
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Funny story: Company Directors Fire CEO For His Choice Of Footwear

Company Directors Fire CEO For His Choice Of Footwear

Pittsburgh, PA - The company directors of a multinational mining company based in Pittsburgh have fired their CEO for his choice of footwear. The company, PDQ Mining & Resources, issued a press release stating that the company's decision to fire...
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Funny story: Tissue Company Markets Newest, Latest: Erectile Tissue

Tissue Company Markets Newest, Latest: Erectile Tissue

In these super competitive and really tough economic times, entrepreneurs are scrambling to come up with a truly new product or at least a novel twist on an oldie but goodie. Soda companies are stealing their own recipes from themselves. One pop gian...
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Funny story: Virgin money introduce free on-line Wanking.

Virgin money introduce free on-line Wanking.

Sir Richard Branston (pickle) was on top form today when he unveiled Virgin groups newest product in an attempt to break into the seedy, competitive and extremely lucrative world of on line pornography. Sir Richard, was led on stage wearing a dog...
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