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Funny story: Vinnie Jones ad inspires NHS reforms: 'Now we'll do everything to music!'

Vinnie Jones ad inspires NHS reforms: 'Now we'll do everything to music!'

After the recent television advertisements featuring former footballer, nut squasher and now Hollywood actor, Vinnie Jones, promoting the application of chest compressions to the rhythm of the Bee Gees smash hit tune, 'Staying Alive', government bigw...
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Funny story: Second 'Staying Alive' fatality in as many days

Second 'Staying Alive' fatality in as many days

Following on from a previous story, a second fatality has arisen as a result of the Vinnie Jones 'Stayin Alive' resuscitation advert. For those who haven't seen the advert, viewers are advised to compress the chest of the unconscious victim and de...
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Funny story: Keira Knightley, Emma Watson And Vinnie Jones In Bad Romance Love Triangle

Keira Knightley, Emma Watson And Vinnie Jones In Bad Romance Love Triangle

Budding scriptwriter, Chester Swanage St-Ives, today revealed that he is preparing to embark upon a Hollywood trip, in order to promote his latest screenplay, 'The Manderley Romantic Menage a Trois Of Doomed Starcrossed Victorian Lovers High On Crack. (With Horses.)' Starring Keira Knightley, Emma Watson, and Vinnie Jones, with cameos from Katie Price, Natasha Giggs, Bono out of U2, David Bowie...
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Funny story: Vinnie Jones shows the world how to apply CPR and then GBH to cardiac arrest patients!

Vinnie Jones shows the world how to apply CPR and then GBH to cardiac arrest patients!

Ex footballer (cough, cough), thug actor and general hard-man, Vinnie Jones, has been chosen for an advertising campaign showing people how not to kiss people whilst having cardiac arrest, but to apply CPR with the hands and when that doesn't work, a...
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Funny story: Rooney And Cole Set For Hollywood Stardom

Rooney And Cole Set For Hollywood Stardom

Breaking News from the Film & Entertainment world and it has just been confirmed that Guy Ritchie and Vinnie Jones are to team up and direct and produce the popular 80's crime series 'Miami Vice' as a blockbuster film. In the role made famous...
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Funny story: Vinnie Jones in 'I used to play football' shock

Vinnie Jones in 'I used to play football' shock

The sporting world was rocked this week when during an episode of Celebrity Big Brother, Vinnie Jones announced to his fellow housemates that he used to play football. The news was received by the other celebrities with a reaction of silence and open...
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Funny story: CBB - Bookies Slash Odds On Vinnie Jones Nutting Somebody

CBB - Bookies Slash Odds On Vinnie Jones Nutting Somebody

He started off cool and detached in the CBB house, frequently being the sole voice of reason in a sea of insanity, but the cracks in Vinnie Jones's composure are beginning to show, leading to bookies slashing the odds on him nutting a housemate from...
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Funny story: Horns of a dilemma as Vinnie Jones 'offered secret $$$s deal' to shag OAP Ivana Trump

Horns of a dilemma as Vinnie Jones 'offered secret $$$s deal' to shag OAP Ivana Trump

London - (Fly-Off-The-Wall): Should he or shouldn't he? Celeb Big Bro contestant and star of Guy Ritchie movie Snatch Vinnie Jones is feeling the horns of a massive dilemma. Pals of fellow CBB housemate and ex-Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss say he's...
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Funny story: Soccer Hard Man Vinnie Jones Slam Dunked By Fat Yank

Soccer Hard Man Vinnie Jones Slam Dunked By Fat Yank

Soccer 'hard man' Vinnie Jones was said to be in a bad mood yesterday following an altercation in a Sioux City, Iowa bar which left him requiring the services of a seamstress. CCTV coverage of the incident appear to show 'hard man' Jones throwing...
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