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QPR fan given CPR after shock point

Funny story: QPR fan given CPR after shock point

A Queens Park Rangers fan from West Ealing was rushed to hospital on Tuesday after collapsing with shock as the super hoops - newly managed by modern day saint, national hero and all round cheeky chappy Harry Redknapp - earned a rare point in the 0-0...

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Hard man Vinnie Jones is caught having a "hard time" with Russian beauties!

Funny story: Hard man Vinnie Jones is caught having a "hard time" with Russian beauties!

Ex-soccer "wannabee", professional kick-bovver boy and pretty awful actor, Vinnie Jones, is proving how "hard" he can be by dating Russian beauties! Vinnie, whilst playing for Wimbledon FC, built up his hard-man reputation by kicking the crap out...

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Vinnie Jones ad inspires NHS reforms: 'Now we'll do everything to music!'

Funny story: Vinnie Jones ad inspires NHS reforms: 'Now we'll do everything to music!'

After the recent television advertisements featuring former footballer, nut squasher and now Hollywood actor, Vinnie Jones, promoting the application of chest compressions to the rhythm of the Bee Gees smash hit tune, 'Staying Alive', government bigw...

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Second 'Staying Alive' fatality in as many days

Funny story: Second 'Staying Alive' fatality in as many days

Following on from a previous story, a second fatality has arisen as a result of the Vinnie Jones 'Stayin Alive' resuscitation advert. For those who haven't seen the advert, viewers are advised to compress the chest of the unconscious victim and de...

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Keira Knightley, Emma Watson And Vinnie Jones In Bad Romance Love Triangle

Funny story: Keira Knightley, Emma Watson And Vinnie Jones In Bad Romance Love Triangle

Budding scriptwriter, Chester Swanage St-Ives, today revealed that he is preparing to embark upon a Hollywood trip, in order to promote his latest screenplay, 'The Manderley Romantic Menage a Trois Of Doomed Starcrossed Victorian Lovers High On Crack. (With Horses.)' Starring Keira Knightley, Emma Watson, and Vinnie Jones, with cameos from Katie Price, Natasha Giggs, Bono out of U2, David Bowie...

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Vinnie Jones shows the world how to apply CPR and then GBH to cardiac arrest patients!

Funny story: Vinnie Jones shows the world how to apply CPR and then GBH to cardiac arrest patients!

Ex footballer (cough, cough), thug actor and general hard-man, Vinnie Jones, has been chosen for an advertising campaign showing people how not to kiss people whilst having cardiac arrest, but to apply CPR with the hands and when that doesn't work, a...

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Rooney And Cole Set For Hollywood Stardom

Funny story: Rooney And Cole Set For Hollywood Stardom

Breaking News from the Film & Entertainment world and it has just been confirmed that Guy Ritchie and Vinnie Jones are to team up and direct and produce the popular 80's crime series 'Miami Vice' as a blockbuster film. In the role made famous...

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Vinnie Jones in 'I used to play football' shock

Funny story: Vinnie Jones in 'I used to play football' shock

The sporting world was rocked this week when during an episode of Celebrity Big Brother, Vinnie Jones announced to his fellow housemates that he used to play football. The news was received by the other celebrities with a reaction of silence and open...

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CBB - Bookies Slash Odds On Vinnie Jones Nutting Somebody

Funny story: CBB - Bookies Slash Odds On Vinnie Jones Nutting Somebody

He started off cool and detached in the CBB house, frequently being the sole voice of reason in a sea of insanity, but the cracks in Vinnie Jones's composure are beginning to show, leading to bookies slashing the odds on him nutting a housemate from...

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Horns of a dilemma as Vinnie Jones 'offered secret $$$s deal' to shag OAP Ivana Trump

Funny story: Horns of a dilemma as Vinnie Jones 'offered secret $$$s deal' to shag OAP Ivana Trump

London - (Fly-Off-The-Wall): Should he or shouldn't he? Celeb Big Bro contestant and star of Guy Ritchie movie Snatch Vinnie Jones is feeling the horns of a massive dilemma. Pals of fellow CBB housemate and ex-Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss say he's...

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Soccer Hard Man Vinnie Jones Slam Dunked By Fat Yank

Funny story: Soccer Hard Man Vinnie Jones Slam Dunked By Fat Yank

Soccer 'hard man' Vinnie Jones was said to be in a bad mood yesterday following an altercation in a Sioux City, Iowa bar which left him requiring the services of a seamstress. CCTV coverage of the incident appear to show 'hard man' Jones throwing...

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