In keeping with the tradition of pay-per-view wrestling events, WWE has decided to give the fans what they wanted. This is an event unlike any other and will never be copied. All of your zombie favorites will be wrestling to their utter destruction a...
WWE CEO and Chairman Vincent McMahon announced today that his company will be introducing a new category to his famous wrestling shows. The new category is Zombie Wrestling.
Mr. McMahon said in a prepared statement, "For years we've been fighting...
WWE boss, Vince McMahon announced this morning that he is to sign Australian actor, Mel Gibson to a three year wrestling contract.
Part time actor- full time racist- Mel, is said to be, "overjoyed" with the opportunity.
Gibson will debut some...
Wrestling mogul Vincent K. McMahon announced yesterday that he is about to launch a new series based around the meditative martial art Tai Chi. According to McMahon this new venture will be geared towards a baby boomer demographic.
He argues, "The...
Vince McMahon is expected to announce Thursday at a news conference that he will give one lucky viewer of Monday Night Raw the chance to win the WWE.
STAMFORD, CT - Creating a stir in the sports, entertainment, and sports-entertainment markets, Major League Baseball and World Wrestling Entertainment Inc. announced that they will be officially merging.
Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig met with WW...
Vince McMahon, chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment, today confirmed that he as entered the running to become the new president of the united states.
WWE Chairman Vince McMahon announced that Triple H will win the Road to WrestleMania tournament this coming Monday on Raw. And the reason, no one can be WWE Champion except his son-in-law. For the past few years, Triple H has headlined many WrestleMa...
" Last Monday February 6 , 2006 was the last Raw to ever be televised on Monday nights." confesses Vince McMahon the chairman of WWE.
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