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Funny story: The Village Idiot

The Village Idiot

The village idiot has been recognised as a legitimate occupation since the thirteenth century. Edward the first (Longshanks) sent his own idiot, John Major, to Scotland with a mocking message for William Wallace, however, the idiot presented the verbal insult to King Gruffudd of Wales. Since that day to this, the slight has never been forgiven and the two nations still spit at each other. I...
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Funny story: Farmer's Wife Vehemently Denies Making Love With Village Idiot In Hay Loft

Farmer's Wife Vehemently Denies Making Love With Village Idiot In Hay Loft

"I didn't do it! It's a load of old nonsense!" farmer's wife Eliza Scud protested today, as she addressed allegations of a disturbingly erotic nature, posed to her by a man with nothing better to do. "We don't even have a hay loft, I'm not a farme...
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Funny story: Police close to solving Midsomer murders

Police close to solving Midsomer murders

Thames valley police say they are closing the net on the so called Midsomer butcher. Over the last ten years the sleepy villages in the Midsomer area have been witness to at least one hundred brutal murders. Criminal activity on this scale is rare...
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Funny story: Village launches DIY broadband

Village launches DIY broadband

A UK village which raised £37,000 to offer 200 homes the super-fast connectivity that BT could not deliver, has launched its network. Spudland Telecom will offer the residents of Flyddington speeds of up to 2 carrier pigeons per hour. Other teleco...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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