Scene: A small farmhouse in Sussex. A man enters the kitchen.
"Beryl, old Mr Snoop has been arrested for stroking a badger in the lower field".
"Oh gosh, what are we to do about the fence?" replied Beryl.
"The fucker will have to do it when he is released".
"Language Nigel, we are being recorded by the BBC" advised Beryl.
"Sorry darling, it's just that I was hoping to go fishing thi...
In a shock announcement yesterday, Iranian state radio said that President Ahmadinejad will be joining camp US pop group the Village People. He will stand between the guy in leathers and the Red Indian in dance routi...
Washington (IP) - Senator Jeff Craig has joined the disco band, The Village People, and will begin touring with them immediately. Craig taught disco dancing for years in Boise, Idaho which is a little known fact to most persons.
After last week's discovery that Hitler enjoyed relaxing to the music of Russian composers and had several records recorded by Jewish performers historians have discovered yet another interesting new fact about the Nazi leader: he enjoyed dancing...
Today saw America bidding farewell to one of its greatest citizens today in an elaborate display of national solidarity, in saying their last goodbyes to the Native American from the Village people.
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