Edited by Lymington Spode.
Mrs Hane from the Bacon Grinders Forum has been awarded "Sow of the year" yet again.
Ardle Pitterfong has returned from the jungles of Borneo
The interesting insect specimens he brought back with him are being removed at the hospital.
Funeral Directors, Mardews of Dorking are offering a two for one special this month.
Church Hall Events:
All competitors must bring their own medical kits and have personal injury insurance.
The games will be held on the village green so space will be limited.
Mrs Spong has begun heating the village pond with kettles of hot water. No urinating please.
Diary of Events:
09:00hrs: Kick the cat over the neighbour's wall (Manx cats are banned from this event)
09:30hrs Lamp Post lea...
The village of Fucking, which is just north of Salzburg in Austria, has decided to ballot residents on a change of name. This move follows years of ridicule and being the butt of many poor taste jokes.
The village dates back to the middle ages and...
The village green at Landfill Tawny which up until recently echoed to the sound of leather on willow and the voices of young children at play now drones to the sound of generators feeding electricity to the plethora of press and TV vans.
Villages in the U.K. are in the news. No matter how large or how small the village, each boasts its Village Idiot, Pub, Restaurant and NOW Village Celebrity.
Many famous t.v. stars now have their Celebrity status in villages around the U.K. Ross Kemp, for one (from Eastenders).
This is a quote from the U.K. Telegraph:
One village has billeted Liz Hurley, another Kate Moss and another sti...
Tunbridge Well's, Kent, UK, veteran Bowls team (average age 88) have accused their local rivals from Edenbridge (average age 98) of cheating, corruption, illegality, taking bribes and using the "Foot of God" to beat them!
This happened shortly aft...
Women of all ages from around the sleepy village of Crumpet-Dean in Gloucestershire will today be joining the locals on the green for an unusual event to flick-start the harvest season.
Today marks the annual 'Flicking Of The Bean'- a competition...
Residents of Pemberly were angered yesterday when their annual fete was disrupted by Council members from rival village Duxton. The fete is an annual celebration held at the spot where it's believed the great English playwright William Shakespeare on...
Consternation today amongst Twitchers and locals alike in the village of Spoof On Why as a dirty duck invaded the pond on the village green and proceeded to intimidate the local duck population.
Local pond-watcher, conservationist, and cross-dress...
As residents of quiet Bumbleton wake up this morning, little do they realise the potential danger they are in.
Although in a remote part of Southern England, and far removed from any flight path, the Mayor of Bumbleton, Jeremy Pizzle admitted und...
Shitterton, Dorset, England - Shitterton is a hamlet in the village of Bere Regis in the Purbeck district of Dorset, England, between Poole and Dorchester. The village had about 1,797 Shittertoners in 2001.
Washington D.C., capitol city of The United States of America, has filed paperwork to receive a restraining order against George W. Bush. The order seeks to keep the President from leaving the city in January of 2009, after the inauguration of his r...
The following memoranda was released to the Village Voice last night. White House officials deny the assertions, allegations and mischief outlined in the memoranda. The White House also said it is a policy newer to divulge who works for the CIA, if there is a CIA or where a CIA would be located, if one ever existed.
Reporting today from a remote village deep in the heart of Zambia.
This is something that happened sometime ago in my native village in the southern state of India. It may sound very uncanny, but it is true. Believe it or not this is exactly what happened and I have still not been able to come over it.
I attended my first spiritualist meeting today at a local village hall. I was not sure what to expect, when in burst a tall man with a grey beard..he was carrying it, apparently he found it outside ! He welcomed us all and said "Tonight we will be discussing the occult and the supernatural, and im even going to spice things up a bit with some sex...tell me, has anyone here ever had sex with a...
VCU Alaska! / Village Credit Union-Alaska!
will now be hosting Quarterly press releases on the YVC Inc website.
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
Blue tits, lavender tits, silicone tits!
F.B.I. Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
Scamatology TV Has Resulted in Flood of New Visits to Orgs
Jake Tapper's Plastic Surgery
United Airlines Sends Dog To Japan
Trump Blames Global Warming on Violent Video Games
Scores of Porn Stars Contact Trump's Lawyer for Payouts
Trump Excludes Golf Clubs from Steel and Aluminum Tariffs
In Retaliation for Putin's and Kim Jong Un's Videos, Trump Makes His Own Video
Jarad Kushner's Security Clearance Downgraded From Hush-Hush to Just Hush
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