Salisbury, MD - Local roommate Mike Harron "is really having trouble believing the guy dodged all those fucking shots." The Salisbury University junior, "honestly cannot believe that just fucking happened."
"He was on the ground in last stand, wha...
The first new video game console since 2006 is finally set to be released.
Microsoft has unveiled its newest video game console, which it says far exceeds the capabilities of any game console on the market. The same company known for releasin...
A new games console, the Bandwagon 3000, is being released by a major computer manufacturer next week. Priced at only £99 it is expected to become essential home entertainment for impoverished nerds everywhere.
The console plugs into the TV set an...
The world is coming to terms with the discovery that everything we have ever known is only a simulation in some tremendous computer system. To be honest, I am not even sure why I am writing this article or even if it is me writing this article.
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A Russian man has finally led his team to winning the European Champions League after playing the realistic and addictive Championship Manager Computer game for 20 years!
Ruslan Chekov took over as manager of Premier League outfit Chelsea in 1992...
By now regular readers of this reporters stories will detect a tedious pattern to my stories. There seems to be a remarkable trend in so called science reports which turn out to be nothing more than half baked evolution propaganda. Today's whimsical...
Manchester United manager, Alex Ferguson has admitted that he is not responsible for the success of Manchester United this year.
"It's nothing to do with me," he said. Actually, he said "E now tude wimmy" but a translator offered the correct pronu...
It has been long established that video games which do not allow you to skip non-interactive video segments can be very frustrating to game players. It now seems that the video game industry is ready to take this a step further, by allowing game play...
SAN DEIGO, CA -This Friday, a local resident will be awarded the countries highest honor for his valiant show of heroism and courage in Bakaara last Monday.
Seventeen year old Connor Radington repeatedly avenged and rescued several of his teamm...
T.I.T.V (the TV channel responsible for bringing you "I'm A Celebrity I Like Cheese") has been forced to release an apology after German Sheppard Watchdogs discovered they had being using computer game graphics instead of real life footage to promote...
Looking to provide an edge for select players of the wildly successful Angry Birds smart phone game, a new bird character known as the "Phoenix" was hidden inside the existing game with special instructions to activate the cheat.
Angry Birds graph...
The latest 3D Shoot-em-up setting in the sleepy suburb of Dorking has sparked outrage among residents of the sleepy suburb of Dorking.
"The game is good and all," said resident youth, Jay Stick. "It's just not Dorking, you know."
According to r...
Warring Bros. has released Black Friday 2 for the PlayerStation 3 and Xboxer 360 game consoles. The game offers several new gameplay features including Pepper Spray, 4 Player Tag-Team, Blue Light Challenge Mode, and King of the Clearance Rack.
Bla...
Following yesterday's revelation that four super weapon "cheats" were embedded in MW3 around the streets of New York, the oddest weapon, a toxic gaseous ghost of Rodney Dangerfield was reportedly located late last night.
Found by two gamers workin...
Highly secretive gaming "cheat codes" were revealed to the public earlier today, as a corporate e-mail listing the locations and instructions for acquiring four super weapons was accidentally released to the public.
Insiders to the MW3 development...
In just 2 months since its release by Bankrupt America Online, the game Grand Theft Banker has become the most played online game on the planet.
The game randomly simulates the payment of massive bonuses to senior bankers and floor traders in retu...
Twelve year old Jacob Yates swore off video games for good yesterday morning in his Orange County, CA home.
"I'm done," he said. "It's impossible. I've been up since 6AM going over and over this one part, and I just can't figure it out."
Yates said that if game developers cannot learn to fix glitches before they publish their games, then they will have one less customer to worry about.
A 12 year old boy from Scotland has died after playing his Playstation 3 for 120 hours solid.
Grant Thomson of Aberdeen was last seen entering his bedroom after school on Friday afternoon and refused to leave again.
His distraught mother descri...