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Funny story:  Victoria Beckham has breast implants removed: career over?

Victoria Beckham has breast implants removed: career over?

In a recent magazine interview, former Spice Girl Victoria ("Posh") Beckham admitted that, since having her breast implants removed, she has "lost quite a bit" of her "allure" and her husband, David, has filed for divorce. In addition, she was dro...
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Funny story:  Victoria Beckham gobsmacked as Brit badger cull pelts 'end up on NYC catwalks'

Victoria Beckham gobsmacked as Brit badger cull pelts 'end up on NYC catwalks'

New York - The former singer turned fashion designer was said to be in a state of shock this morning at news that stunning winter coats made of monochrome 'fun fur' have tested positive for contaminated badger pelts from a British cull aimed at halti...
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Funny story:  David Beckham Retires - Says He Will Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

David Beckham Retires - Says He Will Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

NEW YORK CITY - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has announced that soccer star David Beckham has retired. Beckham played his last game with Paris Saint Germains and was on the winning side as PSG defeated Brest 3-1. The 38-year-old said that he...
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Funny story:  Spice Girls vs. Celtic Woman for World Jello Wrestling Championship

Spice Girls vs. Celtic Woman for World Jello Wrestling Championship

LONDON (ABSNN) - Fresh from their triumph at the London Olympic Games finale, the Spice Girls have decided to stay together long enough to challenge the Celtic Woman singing group for the Jello Wrestling Championship of the Western World. Fans of bo...
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Funny story:  Cruise/Holmes Settlement Finally Hammered Out as Tom Agrees to Keep The Beckhams

Cruise/Holmes Settlement Finally Hammered Out as Tom Agrees to Keep The Beckhams

The divorce settlement between diminutive Hollywood heart-throb Tom Cruise and his unemployed wife Kate (nee Katie) Holmes - which had become increasingly acrimonious in recent days - was finally resolved late Sunday when Tom magnanimously agreed to...
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Funny story:  Reg Bond Reveals How He Told A Tearful Posh Spice That David Beckham Was Probably Her Best Option

Reg Bond Reveals How He Told A Tearful Posh Spice That David Beckham Was Probably Her Best Option

Yates's Wine Lodge - Burnley - Today, holding court in Yates's Wine Lodge in Burnley town centre, former bodyguard to the stars and currently aspiring fish and chip shop proprietor, Reg Bond revealed how the David/Victoria Beckham romance could have...
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Funny story:  Victoria Beckham to have extra legs surgically grafted on

Victoria Beckham to have extra legs surgically grafted on

Victoria Beckham, wife of David Beckham and thankfully ex-Spice Girl, had admitted that she wishes to have up to four new legs surgically attached to her hips. "I'll be starting with just two new legs," she said in an interview with the postman. "...
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Funny story:  Shock as David Beckham signs new deal at LA Galaxy

Shock as David Beckham signs new deal at LA Galaxy

The World of Sport was rocked to its very foundations when it was announced that David Beckham has signed a new two-year deal at LA Galaxy. Many thought that the football star wanted to return home to the UK as soon as possible with his wife Thin...
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Funny story:  UK policy on immigration slammed for including legislation on dog owners

UK policy on immigration slammed for including legislation on dog owners

UK immigration policy was once again the subject of abject ridicule today when it was revealed that new legislation on tightening the law on immigration featured rules targeting those intending to bring dogs with them into the country. Under prop...
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Funny story:  Victoria Beckham sees aliens

Victoria Beckham sees aliens

Victoria Beckham, one quarter of the Beckham marriage, is embarrassed again after tweeting that thee were aliens massing outside her front door. We're surrounded! she tweeted. There are aliens everywhere. 100s of little grey people. This is the...
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Funny story:  Long John Beckham wears them in bed!

Long John Beckham wears them in bed!

David Beckham is about to launch his own range of "long john" underwear and promises that he was never influenced by Alfred Steptoe Snr. The toothless rag and bone man from way back when. Beck's collection is tight, sexy, and reveals plenty of bal...
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Funny story:  Posh Baby Dropped!

Posh Baby Dropped!

In a horrifying incident early this morning in Los Angeles, USA, Victoria Beckham, formerly known as Posh Spice in a all-girl band named "The Spice Girls", which had several world wide number one hits and played many sold-out successful live venues a...
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Funny story:  David Beckham eyes dream move to QPR

David Beckham eyes dream move to QPR

David Beckham is hoping to secure a switch from LA Galaxy to West London glamour club QPR: "I am fully focused on moving to QPR and helping them win the Olympics Games " said Beckham. The 36 year old footballer has been eyeing up a move to QPR for...
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Funny story:  Victoria Beckham Sectioned in a Fashion Hospital - After Trying to Eat Her Family

Victoria Beckham Sectioned in a Fashion Hospital - After Trying to Eat Her Family

Infamous English footballers wife, Victoria Beckham, known in LA has 'Stick Spice' or 'Cockney Sparrow' has been admitted to America's leading hospital for the fashion industry with a straight jacket designed by DKNY, following a chain of events trig...
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Funny story:  Beckhams Named Baby Harper After Future Star Trek Character

Beckhams Named Baby Harper After Future Star Trek Character

David and Victoria Beckham have revealed that they named their baby after a character from a Star Trek film that hasn't even been made yet. The character will be played by Tom Cruise, and the Beckham's got to hear about the name while they were a...
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Funny story:  David Beckham is a "Twit-ter-er" and proves it by "twittering" the new baby!

David Beckham is a "Twit-ter-er" and proves it by "twittering" the new baby!

New daddy, David Beckham, is over the moon about his new daughter, Harper (?) and because he's a "Twit-ter" decided to twitter photos of the new born baby so the world can also enjoy his happy moments (just like any other dad basically). David use...
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Funny story:  Harper Seven? Really?

Harper Seven? Really?

Startling revelations have come to light over David and Victoria Beckham's choice of name for their new baby daughter, Harper Seven. It has been revealed that the Beckhams initially wanted to call their new daughter 'Flautist'. However, they thoug...
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Funny story:  The Beckhams and Harper's bizarre

The Beckhams and Harper's bizarre

Little Harper Seven Beckham has arrived. People are commenting on the unusual name as being a bit bizarre but had the little girl been named Ann or Linda, she would have grown up with a complex because her three big brothers have weird names. Her future would have been filled with wonder - wondering why she had such an ordinary named. She would feel an outsider within her own family and most...
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