LONDON (ABSNN) - Fresh from their triumph at the London Olympic Games finale, the Spice Girls have decided to stay together long enough to challenge the Celtic Woman singing group for the Jello Wrestling Championship of the Western World. Fans of bo...
The divorce settlement between diminutive Hollywood heart-throb Tom Cruise and his unemployed wife Kate (nee Katie) Holmes - which had become increasingly acrimonious in recent days - was finally resolved late Sunday when Tom magnanimously agreed to...
Yates's Wine Lodge - Burnley - Today, holding court in Yates's Wine Lodge in Burnley town centre, former bodyguard to the stars and currently aspiring fish and chip shop proprietor, Reg Bond revealed how the David/Victoria Beckham romance could have...
Victoria Beckham, wife of David Beckham and thankfully ex-Spice Girl, had admitted that she wishes to have up to four new legs surgically attached to her hips.
"I'll be starting with just two new legs," she said in an interview with the postman. "...
The World of Sport was rocked to its very foundations when it was announced that David Beckham has signed a new two-year deal at LA Galaxy.
Many thought that the football star wanted to return home to the UK as soon as possible with his wife Thin...
UK immigration policy was once again the subject of abject ridicule today when it was revealed that new legislation on tightening the law on immigration featured rules targeting those intending to bring dogs with them into the country.
Under prop...
Victoria Beckham, one quarter of the Beckham marriage, is embarrassed again after tweeting that thee were aliens massing outside her front door.
We're surrounded! she tweeted. There are aliens everywhere. 100s of little grey people.
This is the...
David Beckham is about to launch his own range of "long john" underwear and promises that he was never influenced by Alfred Steptoe Snr. The toothless rag and bone man from way back when.
Beck's collection is tight, sexy, and reveals plenty of bal...
In a horrifying incident early this morning in Los Angeles, USA, Victoria Beckham, formerly known as Posh Spice in a all-girl band named "The Spice Girls", which had several world wide number one hits and played many sold-out successful live venues a...
David Beckham is hoping to secure a switch from LA Galaxy to West London glamour club QPR: "I am fully focused on moving to QPR and helping them win the Olympics Games " said Beckham.
The 36 year old footballer has been eyeing up a move to QPR for...
Infamous English footballers wife, Victoria Beckham, known in LA has 'Stick Spice' or 'Cockney Sparrow' has been admitted to America's leading hospital for the fashion industry with a straight jacket designed by DKNY, following a chain of events trig...
David and Victoria Beckham have revealed that they named their baby after a character from a Star Trek film that hasn't even been made yet.
The character will be played by Tom Cruise, and the Beckham's got to hear about the name while they were a...
New daddy, David Beckham, is over the moon about his new daughter, Harper (?) and because he's a "Twit-ter" decided to twitter photos of the new born baby so the world can also enjoy his happy moments (just like any other dad basically).
David use...
Startling revelations have come to light over David and Victoria Beckham's choice of name for their new baby daughter, Harper Seven.
It has been revealed that the Beckhams initially wanted to call their new daughter 'Flautist'. However, they thoug...
Little Harper Seven Beckham has arrived. People are commenting on the unusual name as being a bit bizarre but had the little girl been named Ann or Linda, she would have grown up with a complex because her three big brothers have weird names.
Her future would have been filled with wonder - wondering why she had such an ordinary named. She would feel an outsider within her own family and most...
Los Angeles - Her uncanny facial resemblance to Borg family collective sportsman Bjorn has had tongues wagging for decades.
And yesterday the Caeserian section birth of Victoria Beckham's daughter Harper Seven-of-Nine reignited conspiracy theories...
Victoria and David Beckham, or Dumb and Dumber as they have become affectionately referred to, have announced the safe arrival of their new baby daughter.
Maris Piper Kleenex George Formby P60 Drainage Meninges Have I got News for You Beckham was...
Los Angeles - The 7lbs 10oz baby girl, born at 7.55am at LA's Seedy Sinus Hospital, has been named after one of the Old Testament's Jewish matriarchs.
And not another well known Rebekah, her wot's in the news.
She was delivered by elected Caesa...