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Vernon Kay Exits Game Show - TV Repair Man Claims Another Triumph

Funny story: Vernon Kay Exits Game Show - TV Repair Man Claims Another Triumph

TV Repair Man Has claimed another scalp in his bid to rid relevision of banal programming. News emerged this week that popular presenter, Vernon Kay - husband of Strictly Come Dancing hostess Tess Daly - had pulled out of new ITV game show Sing If...

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Vernon Kay sacked by ITV

After several days of tabloid speculation, ITV have confirmed today that they have parted company with presenter Vernon Kay. An ITV statement read, "With immediate effect, ITV and Vernon Kay will be parting company". A source who wishes to remain...

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Vernon Kay Almost Gets Bummed By Alan Carr Live On James Corden's World Cup TV Show

Funny story: Vernon Kay Almost Gets Bummed By Alan Carr Live On James Corden's World Cup TV Show

Bolton funnyman and text sex star Vernon Kay nearly got more than he bargained for last night on James Corden's World Cup TV show. Apparently, some idiot came up with the idea of riding a surf board type thing in an inflatable paddling pool kind o...

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Vernon Kay Admits To A Couple Of Boobs

Funny story: Vernon Kay Admits To A Couple Of Boobs

"Celebrity" Vernon Kay has admitted to making a couple of boobs. The contrite "star" apologised to his wife following what has become known as Titgate. Kay sent rather lewd text messages to Rhian Sugden, a topless model and fork lift truck driver...

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95% of people say they wouldn't send Vernon Kay sex texts

Funny story: 95% of people say they wouldn't send Vernon Kay sex texts

He's the frisky Family Fortunes presenter who has been caught exchanging texts with some wannabe WAGs. So in true Family Fortunes style, I asked 100 people what kind of texts they'd send to Vernon Kay if they were given his mobile phone number.

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I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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