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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Announces Their New Spokesperson

Ben & Jerry's Announces Their New Spokesperson

BURLINGTON, Vermont - Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream has just celebrated its 35th anniversary and sales are booming. Owners Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, known as the Ice Cream Kidz, recently provided 6,000 pints of ice cream to a PETA convention i...
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Funny story: Vermont Bans Rap Music

Vermont Bans Rap Music

MONTPELIER, Vermont - The Vermont state senate has just voted on a music bill which is the first of its kind in the entire United States. Congressman Cooperton Blizzardbinster, 68, told the news media that after every state congressman received hu...
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Funny story: Some Newly Approved State License Plate Slogans

Some Newly Approved State License Plate Slogans

The United States Commission on State License Plate Slogan Approval has just granted ten states permission to change their vehicular license plate slogans for 2013. The executive director of TUSCOSLPSA Winnie Leona "Tags" Tagliobissi stated that they had to reject the slogans of two states and ask that they submit a secondary entry. The commission rejected Arizona's slogan "The Non-Hola Stat...
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Funny story: Costner rushes production team to flooded-out Vermont to film prequel to Waterworld

Costner rushes production team to flooded-out Vermont to film prequel to Waterworld

HARFOLD, Vermont--Rumors at Harold Fish & Chips have been confirmed--residents have, indeed, spied actor and producer Kevin Costner snooping around areas in and around Harfold where the worst of Irene's flooding can be found. A spokesperson fo...
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Funny story: President Barack Obama Speaks About His Chillingly Sad Childhood Diet

President Barack Obama Speaks About His Chillingly Sad Childhood Diet

LONDONDERRY, Vermont - President Barack Obama was in town addressing the yearly convention of The Vermont Molasses Makers Coalition. He stressed to the convention goers how important the molasses industry is to the entire nation. He pointed out that everyone including himself and the "First Mama" have a tendency of taking pancake syrup for granted. He said that ever since he can remember the...
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Funny story: Swine Flu Epidemic Causes Vermont To Outlaw Handshaking

Swine Flu Epidemic Causes Vermont To Outlaw Handshaking

MONTPELIER, Vermont - The Vermont Senate reacting to an astounding statewide demand that the state do something to keep swine flu out of the state has just inacted Swine Flu Amendment 16-H. SFA 16-H strictly prohibits one individual from shaking t...
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Funny story: Vermont Becomes the USA's First Stimulus Casualty

Vermont Becomes the USA's First Stimulus Casualty

Montpelier VT: The Vermont State Legislature has overwhelmingly passed a law petitioning the Federal Government for a second US House of Representatives seat. The legislators felt that the State of Utah doesn't need another US House Representative, a...
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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's New Obama Flavor: Cinnamon Rocky Road

Ben & Jerry's New Obama Flavor: Cinnamon Rocky Road

Cowshed, Vermont - Ice cream moguls, Ben & Jerry have unleashed their latest concoction in honor of Barack Obama's recent election as President of the United States - Cinnamon Rocky Road. Ben & Jerry are noted as much for their p...
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Funny story: Obama Plan to "Relieve Tension" in Urban Democratic Cities: Bus 'em to Vermont, NH and Maine!

Obama Plan to "Relieve Tension" in Urban Democratic Cities: Bus 'em to Vermont, NH and Maine!

Mt. Washington Observatory,NH/ The Mountain Ear - Speaking from his new North Eastern Regional Command Center, President by Acclimation Barack Hussein Obama expounded on his solution to black on black crime and tension in the nation's urban cities.
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Funny story: FEMA Sells Tainted Trailers to Massachusetts and Vermont!

FEMA Sells Tainted Trailers to Massachusetts and Vermont!

Boston,Ma./ Wall Street Journal - FEMA announced today that it was selling 2500 mobile home trailers , only a fraction of their hurricane disaster stock, to the liberal Democratic states of Massachusetts and Vermont. FEMA has been seeking immuni...
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Funny story: Vermont to Arrest George Bush and Dick Cheney

Vermont to Arrest George Bush and Dick Cheney

Brattleboro, Vermont, is set to vote in deciding whether or not to indict and issue arrest warrants for George Bush and Dick Cheney. Their crimes: Perjury, war crimes, espionage for spying on U.S. citizens and obstruction of justice for the firing of...
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Funny story: Vermont Town Bans Nudity In City Limits

Vermont Town Bans Nudity In City Limits

Brattleboro, Vermont will no longer be the happy, bouncy little town it once was. In a 3 to 2 vote, the town council voted to ban nudity within the city limits. This ban includes people going naked on main roads, in public areas, or within 250 feet...
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Funny story: Vermont Steals Ron Paul And Secedes From US

Vermont Steals Ron Paul And Secedes From US

Montpelier, VT (FP) - In a shocking, historic move, the entire state of Vermont has voted to secede from the United States of America. Representatives from the newly formed Republic of Vermont stated various grievances against The United States Of Am...
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Funny story: Howard Deans Opens Primal Scream Clinic

Howard Deans Opens Primal Scream Clinic

Howard Dean, the former governor of Vermont and embarrassing Democratic candidate for president, recently opened the Howard Dean Primal Scream Therapy Clinic in Burlington, Vt. The man who actually thought he had a chance at president found himself...
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Funny story: Howard Dean To Star As Hellboy

Howard Dean To Star As Hellboy

After dropping out of the race for president last month, former Vermont governor Howard Dean is once again in the news-this time campaigning for his new film, Hellboy.
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