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Horizon Wireless Changes to "How Interesting Is Your Conversation" Pricing

Funny story: Horizon Wireless Changes to "How Interesting Is Your Conversation" Pricing

Basking Ridge, NJ - Horizon Wireless announced today new pricing plans based on how interesting your conversations are rather than on traditional pricing drivers such as minutes used, number of texts, or data usage. The new pricing is being introd...

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'Canadian Polar Bears Scupper Biggest Business Deal In History'

Funny story: 'Canadian Polar Bears Scupper Biggest Business Deal In History'

The head of Verhizon Communications Inc. says the U.S. Company is not planning to enter the Canadian wireless telecom market because of Polar Bears and French speaking Quebecois people ''who make me sick as they have been persecuting Polar Bears''.

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New law promises to reduce phone bills

Funny story: New law promises to reduce phone bills

(Seattle) Legislation proposed today by Pacific Northwest activist Ashley White seeks to restructure telecommunication pricing to conform to realistic usage standards. The bill would also provide customers a refund for overcharges accrued in the p...

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For Verizon's 'Can You Hear Me Now' Guy, "Rule The Air" Means "Foreclose on my McMansion."

Funny story: For Verizon's 'Can You Hear Me Now' Guy, "Rule The Air" Means "Foreclose on my McMansion."

"For the last three years, girls would just slam their breasts in my face, and ask, 'Can you hear me now?' It was magical." Since 2002, Verizon's 'Can You Hear Me Now' Guy, whose name I am far too lazy to Google, has been the nerdy, puffy and slig...

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Wichita Lineman Arrested for Warrantless Wiretapping

Funny story: Wichita Lineman Arrested for Warrantless Wiretapping

WICHITA, Kansas -- Soon after the September 11 attacks in 2001, U.S. President George W. Bush issued an executive order authorizing the National Security Agency (NSA) to conduct surveillance of certain telephone calls without obtaining a warrant from...

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