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"1D's Harry Is Tiring Of Older Women And Wants Someone His Own Age Or Even A Bit Younger" - Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Funny story: "1D's Harry Is Tiring Of Older Women And Wants Someone His Own Age Or Even A Bit Younger" - Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Skoob Entertainment News's recently reinstated gossip columnist, Verity Warbling-Trollblog has stated in no uncertain terms that Harry Styles out of One Direction has had his fill of older women, and wants to meet a nice young lady of his own age, or...

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Verity Warbling-Trollblog Suspended By SEN - Cheryl Cole And Tulisa Complain Vehemently To UN

Funny story: Verity Warbling-Trollblog Suspended By SEN - Cheryl Cole And Tulisa Complain Vehemently To UN

In an unprecedented move, British pop stars, Cheryl Cole and Tulisa Contostavlos have lodged a formal complaint at the UN in New York, following the shocking revelation that gossip columnist, Verity Warbling-Trollblog has been suspended by the Skoob...

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"You Wouldn't Want To Be Stuck In A Lift With Bodybuilder Jodie Marsh!" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Funny story: "You Wouldn't Want To Be Stuck In A Lift With Bodybuilder Jodie Marsh!" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Following recent revelations that former lads mag favourite and reality TV star turned bodybuilder, Jodie Marsh - survives on a diet consisting almost exclusively of eggs and protein shakes, SEN's Verity Warbling-Trollblog has revealed that she would...

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"Lady Gaga Has An Extremely Hairy Muff - Whereas Harry Styles Waxes" - Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Funny story: "Lady Gaga Has An Extremely Hairy Muff - Whereas Harry Styles Waxes" - Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

SEN reporter and columnist, Verity Warbling-Trollblog returned to the glory days of gossip writing today when she wrote on her website that Lady Gaga has an extremely hirsute vagina, whereas Harry Styles out of One Direction has his man garden regula...

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"Prince Harry, Cheryl Cole, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry And Pixie Lott On Mustique Party Break" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Funny story: "Prince Harry, Cheryl Cole, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry And Pixie Lott On Mustique Party Break" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

SEN's very own Entertainment and Gossip News ace, Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog has just released the news on her website that Prince Harry, Cheryl Cole, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Pixie Lott have all travelled to the Caribbean island of Mustique f...

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"Prince Harry Was Lustfully Ogling And Lasciviously Coveting Jessie J At The Jubilee Concert" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

It seemed innocuous at the time, but Skoob Entertainment News's hottest gossip reporter, Verity Warbling-Trollblog today revealed on her syndicated website that when Jessie J was performing on stage with Black Eyed Peas singer, Will i Am at the Diamo...

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"Rhianna Has Shaved Her Head And Dyed Her Scalp Green!" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Funny story: "Rhianna Has Shaved Her Head And Dyed Her Scalp Green!" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Shocking news just in from Las Vegas - as it's revealed that Rihanna has shaved all the hair off her head and dyed her scalp green, partially in honour of the Irish football team at the European Championships, and partly because she wants to repeat t...

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Verity Warbling-Trollblog Ordered To Dish The Dirt On Harry Styles And Justin Bieber

Funny story: Verity Warbling-Trollblog Ordered To Dish The Dirt On Harry Styles And Justin Bieber

It's been revealed that SEN supremo, Buffty Ginslinger has ordered ace gossip reporter Verity Warbling-Trollblog to dish the dirt on Harry Styles out of One Direction and Canadian crooner, Justin Bieber. Insiders say that Ginslinger has been disap...

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"Another Kylie And Jason Duet Is A Great Idea!" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Funny story: "Another Kylie And Jason Duet Is A Great Idea!" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

It's the ultimate dream ticket, Kylie and Jason (Scott and Charlene out of Neighbours) reuniting to perform another duet, evoking memories of the 80's when 'Especially For You' was the compulsory wedding theme for every self respecting bubble permed...

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"Let's All Get Behind The Irish (Not In A Gay Way!)" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Funny story: "Let's All Get Behind The Irish (Not In A Gay Way!)" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Skoob Sports News is delighted to announce that Senior Entertainment and Gossip columnist, Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog has been temporarily seconded to SSN, and that she's encouraging every red blooded Englishman to get right behind the Irish in the...

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"For God's Sake Leave Harry Styles Out Of One Direction Alone!" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Funny story: "For God's Sake Leave Harry Styles Out Of One Direction Alone!" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Following tabloid revelations that Harry Styles out of One Direction has been subjected to online and face to face abuse, SEN's very own Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog has publicly appealed for people to get off Harry's case, leave him alone, and give...

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Prince Harry And Cheryl Cole Fly Down To Monaco For A Romantic Weekend Break On Roman Abramovich's Yacht

Funny story: Prince Harry And Cheryl Cole Fly Down To Monaco For A Romantic Weekend Break On Roman Abramovich's Yacht

The latest news to hit the gossip columns suggests that Prince Harry, and former Girls Aloud favourite Cheryl Cole may be an item, after the two were spotted boarding a private jet at Farnborough Airfield, early Saturday evening, allegedly heading fo...

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"My Critics Are All Tossers" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Funny story: "My Critics Are All Tossers" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Skoob Entertainment News's latest staff addition, Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog has sensationally dismissed her critics as being "a bunch of tossers." Ms Warbling-Trollblog, who made her SEN debut on Saturday with a string of ludicrous celebrity re...

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"Nigella Lawson Didn't Really Eat An Aborted Pig Foetus" - Claims Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Funny story: "Nigella Lawson Didn't Really Eat An Aborted Pig Foetus" - Claims Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Claims by American celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain, that 'tasty' Brit chef Nigella Lawson claimed to have roasted and eaten an aborted pig foetus, have been roundly ridiculed by SEN's latest acquisition, Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog. Apparently, t...

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"Rio Ferdinand To Play For Ireland In Euro 2012" - Shock Announcement From Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Funny story: "Rio Ferdinand To Play For Ireland In Euro 2012" - Shock Announcement From Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Out of favour England skipper Rio Ferdinand will be appearing at Euro 2012 - representing the Republic Of Ireland - according to SEN's latest acquisition, Ms Verity Warbling-Trollblog. "It's all true," Ms Warbling-Trollblog wrote on her website. "...

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"Prince Harry Not Remotely Interested In Cheryl Cole Or Katy Perry" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Funny story: "Prince Harry Not Remotely Interested In Cheryl Cole Or Katy Perry" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Following their appearance together on the Graham Norton Show, where Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry expressed a very public interest in the UK's most eligible bachelor boy, Prince Harry, by inviting him to 'call them,' - SEN's Verity Warbling Trollblog s...

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"Cheryl Cole Will Never Forgive Simon Cowell For Putting Itching Powder In Her Knickers On X-Factor" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Funny story: "Cheryl Cole Will Never Forgive Simon Cowell For Putting Itching Powder In Her Knickers On X-Factor" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

It would appear that SEN's latest acquisition, Verity Warbling-Trollblog is on something of a roll. Following shock revelations involving Fearne Cotton and HRH Prince Philip, Ms Warbling Trollblog has now made it public that Geordie caterwauler, Cher...

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"Prince Philip Released From Hospital - With A Quail's Egg In His Underpants" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Funny story: "Prince Philip Released From Hospital - With A Quail's Egg In His Underpants" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Today's headline news - that Prince Philip has been released from hospital - has been widely reported, but only SEN's Verity Warbling-Trollblog got the real inside scoop on the story, by revealing that the Prince must keep a quail's egg in his underp...

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