Global conglomerate chief executive Eggs Benedict is apparently struggling to find words to fill the air time sopped to him as presenter of BBC's Thought for the Day.
"His Roly Polyness iss uncertain how best to reach za British people," said hi...
I am writing in something of a self-defence mode today (how ironic to have to defend oneself in a supposedly free country only purged of the Nazi threat by brave soldiers cheered on by yours truly!), after reading an article in your usually-praiseworthy journal as recently as recently. This was a humorous 'squib' or 'skit' I fancy, about my famous songs 'We'll Meet Again' and 'White C...
London - (We'll Meat Again): Relentless World War II self-publicist Dame Vera Bynn Laden is to be carted off to landfill for the sake of the nation's health.
The daft as a brush croonette is a perennial shoo-in during Remembrance Week services.
Today sees the launch of a new game for PlayStation, X-Box and Wii players.
"Wrinkle Rock" is a new play-along game featuring the exploits of Dame Vera Lynne as she zimmer frames her way to the top of the charts with her anti-vegetarian song "Whal...
A late-life rock 'n roll resurgence has sent Vera Lynn over the edge of the white cliffs of Dover. She has been admitted to her local drop-in centre and asked to put her feet up, having overdosed on cream teas and aspidistra garnish.
There were c...
London, Yesterday. World War II forces sweetheart and, at 92, the oldest person to reach number one in the UK album chart, Dame Vera Lynn, has been admitted to the Prior E Clinic, citing exhaustion.
Her Agent, Max Hergestellt, has admitted that s...
Poppy pushes the Royal British Legion have thrown a right old knees-up for the woman who made the Second World War just that little bit more bearable, Dame Vera Lynn.
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