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Funny story: Venus Atmosphere Proven Safer Than Earth's

Venus Atmosphere Proven Safer Than Earth's

Scienceville, CA-Scientists were shocked to find, after years of study, out that the atmosphere of the planet Venus is healthier than the atmosphere on Earth. The atmosphere of Venus, which is primarily Carbon Dioxide (CO2) with traces of Nitroge...
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Funny story: After Indian Mars Probe, now Canada Launches Venus Rover

After Indian Mars Probe, now Canada Launches Venus Rover

Canada has launched a Venus Rover from Cape Mountie closely following space projects by China and India. The Rover, while being very small, about the size of Ken and Barby's car is set to bounce down through the opaque atmosphere of Venus in eigh...
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Funny story: Erotic art

Erotic art

Erotic art is an excuse, in the form of sketches, paintings, sculptures, and other media, to show naked people, many of whom are depicted as engaging in "erotic" (a codeword for sexual) activities. Although some people try to distinguish between erotic art and pornography, no argument for such a distinction has ever been generally accepted, and most people agree that one person's erotic art is ano...
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Funny story: "Transit of Venus doesn't Count" - TSA

"Transit of Venus doesn't Count" - TSA

TSA Headquarters, Washington, DC - The recent transit of Venus will go into the record books with an asterisk, according to the Transit Space Authority. "She jumped the turnstile without putting in a token", complained TSA spokesman Buckler Q. Cro...
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Funny story: Spacecraft Captures the Transit of Venus and Your Anus

Spacecraft Captures the Transit of Venus and Your Anus

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fl. - The Solar Dynamics Observatory recorded the transit of Venus as well as Your Anus, posting much of this video on its website. Observers noted the bright active region in the northern solar hemisphere as Venus passed over, wit...
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Funny story: 'Damnfool Sun-Venus conjunction will kill the Old Girl' sees Philip coshed with chemical straightjacket

'Damnfool Sun-Venus conjunction will kill the Old Girl' sees Philip coshed with chemical straightjacket

London - Holed up in a grotty geriatric ward at London's King Edward Potatoes Clinic for Past-it Duffers the Duke of Edinburgh had a terrifying vision last night. Apparently someone told him that a once-in-a-lifetime Sun-Venus conjunction on Tuesd...
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Funny story: Irish Astronomers: Vensus will collide with Jupiter Friday, Will it spell the end? American astronomers say 'Poppycock!"

Irish Astronomers: Vensus will collide with Jupiter Friday, Will it spell the end? American astronomers say 'Poppycock!"

DUBLIN (ABSNN) -- Irish astronomers told the press today that the planets Venus and Jupiter will collide at 0327 GMT this coming Friday. The two planets seem only inches away this evening and may be seen in the Western sky said astronomers. "We'r...
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Funny story: Bad Romance: So What's the Skinny?

Bad Romance: So What's the Skinny?

Given the assignment to write about the subject of Bad Romance, spoof reporter Gail Farrelly grabbed her trusty tape recorder and set out to collect the opinions of a number of experts in the field. A meticulous researcher, Farrelly went to the ends of the earth and beyond to get the whole scoop. Here are her findings -- expressed in direct quotes from the interviewees, who were asked: What...
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Funny story: Premature Ignition Suspected as Probe Fails to Enter Venus

Premature Ignition Suspected as Probe Fails to Enter Venus

A Japanese Probe destined to enter the orbit of planet Venus failed to do its job. It is believed the probe's engine had a premature stroke. The Probe "Katsucka" was expected to mount into the orbit last night, but just about midnight (0000 GMT)...
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Funny story: Single women in their 30s to be sent back to Venus

Single women in their 30s to be sent back to Venus

The Government has announced plans to send all single women between the ages of 30 and 40 back to the planet Venus in an effort to restore peace and harmony in society. The move comes about after extensive research by the Office of Unprovoked Moan...
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Funny story: This Friday the 13th Predicted to Be Astronomical Doozy

This Friday the 13th Predicted to Be Astronomical Doozy

Several astronomers are coming right out and telling people to be extra careful this Friday the 13th due to the fact that in addition to the 13th falling on a Friday this month, another more sinister event will be happening in the skies that night-a...
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Funny story: Free Thinkers support the Venus Project

Free Thinkers support the Venus Project

Free Thinkers of the World support the Venus project as the best solution for mankind. We must get rid of Corrupt Governments, Politicians, Warmongers, and build a better future for all. In the UK at present you can witness their corrupt so called...
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Funny story: Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus.

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus.

Except...Since my business went titsup the missus has returned to work and I'm looking after the kids an the house whilst I sort a few things out. The thing is, I'm turning into her and she's turning into me. All of a sudden I've stopped watching re-runs of the Champions League and started watching Loose Women, and worst still I find myself agreeing with everything they say. The other nig...
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Funny story: Venus, Roman Godess of Love, Can't Ride London Underground

Venus, Roman Godess of Love, Can't Ride London Underground

Lady Godiva rode her stallion bare front and back without interference in ole London town but the Roman goddess of Love, just days before St Valentine's day, has been banned from London's subway.
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Funny story: Planet Venus to be Blocked Out by Air Force

Planet Venus to be Blocked Out by Air Force

Pasadena, California (IP) - The Office of NASA's Air Force liason at the Jet Propulsion Lab in Pasadena has announced that the Air Force will be blocking out the view of the planet Venus. Air Force Colonel Dr. Jason Bluyunder told reporters at a...
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Funny story: Venus and Serena Williams Fail Sex Tests, Have to Play on Men's Tour

Venus and Serena Williams Fail Sex Tests, Have to Play on Men's Tour

Pro tennis playing sisters Venus and Serena Williams have failed multiple sex tests and finally been exposed as "not being female." While the tests do not prove conclusively that they are men, they will no longer be allowed to participate on the wom...
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Funny story: Woman's Group Demands Clothing for Venus De Milo

Woman's Group Demands Clothing for Venus De Milo

The International Organization for Women's Rights has demanded that the Venus de Milo statue be dressed. Group Spokeswoman Fern Tilley said that "It's just obscene and not realistic and people need to know that. The museum should put a...
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Holiday tips from Santa!

When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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