The White House has announced this evening that Ambassador-At-Large Dennis Rodman will represent President Obama at Hugo Chavez' funeral.
It is rumored that Chavez was a huge admirer of the basketball diplomat and that his last words were, "Denn...
Caracas - A myotonic - or 'fainting' - goat that once featured in George W Bush's My Pet Goat moment during the 9/11 attack on the Twin Towers is the prime contender to take the Venezuelan president's oath of orifice tomorrow.
The proxy arrangemen...
VENEZUELA - It has been three years since the President of Venezuela Hugo Chavez received his first Apple Mac Book Pro and one and a half years since he has been trying to learn how to use Twitter.
Chavez enjoys the Apple experience immensely beca...
Caracas - The Venezuelan leader is hopping mad at reports that repatriation of the country's 211.35 tons of gold bullion has got off to an inauspicious start.
The overnight 'disappearance' of HMS Iron Pyrites, a refurbished former Royal Navy sub c...
CARACAS, VENEZUELA--President Hugo Chavez has finally come home to Miraflores, but at the same time, on his return from Cuba, supporters fear that the country could face a whopping medical bill.
Thousands, perhaps even a gazillion, turned out at t...
HOLLYWOOD - Lion's Face Films in association with Sand Castle Pictures will soon start production on Bandini Borrapelli's The Cuties of Colombia Vs. The Vampires of Venezuela.
Borrapelli has signed the world's most famous belly dancer Shakira to a...
Documentary maker Phuc Mi, 38, has been arrested and charged with first-degree murder in Caracas, Venezuela, according to reports filed yesterday.
Chinese Phuc Mi, who shares directing duties with twin sister, Phuc Yu, was in Venezuela scouting l...
CARACAS, Venezuela - Many years ago Linda Ronstadt sang a song titled, "Poor Poor Pitiful Me." And that song could easily become Christina Aguilera's theme song what with her string of bad luck that she has been through lately.
First she flubs the...
A Venezuelan politician has launched a raffle to help fund his upcoming election campaign - and the lucky winner will receive a breast-enlargement operation.
Guillermo Ignatio Ricon hopes the unusual raffle, with tickets at $6 (£3.90), will help h...
For the first time in the history of the The Learning Channel, TLC crews are headed south of the border to create a new reality show based on the exploits of Hugo Chavez in Venezuela. Entitled "Individuo solo del Aceite" or "Lonely Oil Guy," the show...
The government of Venezuela is to take legal action against the South African government over the confusion that has arisen between the Caribbean paradise and the vuvuzelas that have been relentlessly blown at the 2010 FIFA World Cup.
Venezuela is...
Tupac Shakur faked his death, he fled to Venezuela where he was imprisoned years later after Hugo Chavez took power.
Tupac Shakur has been forced to make radio broadcasts to demoralize capitalists that oppose the Chavez regime, Chavez is also cons...
Hugo Chavez made a move on controlling the last 20% of the Nation's private industry today by nationalizing all food sources, including imported fruits and vegetables. To insure his mandate was carried out, he imported Hollywood Fruit Sean Penn to ov...
Narco Dictator Hugo Chavez was said to be "out of his mind" with happiness after a recent visit from KGB strongman Vladimir Putin who promised to bring Venezuela into the space age with Soviet Rocket Technology.
While most westerners consider So...
Follyood actor and activist Sean Penn was on hand today to award his idol and mentor Hugo Chavez the coveted 'Golden Bullet Award' for presiding over South America's deadliest city.
The smiling Penn, always effusive in his support for the Narco Di...
Intrepid Spoof Reporter Earl Grey, fresh off his historic interview with Vladimir Putin, managed to fly out of Russia in the nick of time, booking a hop on an almost empty return flight of a Venezuelan DC-3 Narcotics Plane.
Grey said the trip was mildly euphoric, due to cabin residue, but otherwise uncomfortable as he was forced to sit in a canvas sling and endure the cold as the WWII twin en...
PARIS, France - The French National News Agency Ooh La La has reported that Venezuelan troops have landed in the English Channel town of Barfleur and have captured the city without firing a single shot.
The Venezuelan troops are led by General Cor...
CARACAS, Venezuela - President Barack Obama met with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez about the possibility of Venezuela becoming the 51st state.
President Obama was first approached with this unbelievable proposal back in December when he attende...