Showing:

Funny satire stories about Vending Machine

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Funny story: Johnny can't read: mistakes morning-after pill in college vending machine for Sweet Tarts

Johnny can't read: mistakes morning-after pill in college vending machine for Sweet Tarts

Shippensburg, Pa. - Little Johnny Waters, the 11-year-old brother of Suzanne Waters of Somerset, PA, got a little more bang for the buck than he'd anticipated. Sitting around bored while visiting his sister, a sophomore at Shippensburg University,...
View 'Johnny can't read: mistakes morning-after pill in college vending machine for Sweet Tarts'
Funny story: Cola Company Installs Gold Vending Machine

Cola Company Installs Gold Vending Machine

Abu Dhabi - In a first of its kind marketing scheme, Peppy Cola the American cola company has installed a vending machine that actually returns gold when it receives a deposit of any competitor's soft drink. By depositing the competitor's bottled dri...
View 'Cola Company Installs Gold Vending Machine'
Funny story: Two thousand Year Old Vending Machine Discovered

Two thousand Year Old Vending Machine Discovered

Fayoum Oasis south of Cairo - The extensive dig at Fayoum has rewarded the scientific community with an enormous amount of artifacts and new information about ancient Egypt. The dig site is dated in the 3rd century B.C., during the reign of King Pto...
View 'Two thousand Year Old Vending Machine Discovered'
Funny story: Mysterious disappearance of man: vending machine a suspect

Mysterious disappearance of man: vending machine a suspect

Police in Stockholm, Sweden, are investigating the mysterious disappearance of a man while presumably using a local vending machine. Officer Sven Larrsen of the Police Department in the capital said that the 45 year old individual seemed to just...
View 'Mysterious disappearance of man: vending machine a suspect'

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Breaking News...

Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 4?

5 15 12 13


94 readers are online right now!

Go to top