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Why is the wearing of a veil considered so 'bad' by some people that they want it banned?

It is difficult to believe, in this day and age, that women are not allowed to dress the way they wish when it comes to covering their heads and/or wearing a veil. It is their choice for the most part, according to articles in the British newspapers. It would be much more appreciated, by many folk, if the 'clothes police' banned the outfits that some girls and women wear which show far too m...

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Muslim veil banned on safety grounds

Funny story: Muslim veil banned on safety grounds

The face covering veils know as 'Niqab' or shuttlecock 'Burqa' are to be banned on health and safety grounds. The ruling marks a breakthrough for the Health and Safety executive who have not been able to pass any 'common sense' laws since the abol...

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French police fine veiled Muslim woman driver

Funny story: French police fine veiled Muslim woman driver

Police in Nantes, in the west of France, today fined a Muslim woman for driving whilst wearing a veil after she was stopped for driving through two sets of red lights and narrowly missing a young child trying to cross the road. A police spokesman...

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To veil or not to veil?

This is the big question many people are asking around the world as to whether they should look like a ninja warrior or just to be themselves - damn well ugly. We have compiled a list of the advantages and disadvantages of wearing a veil. The advantages If you've had a bad hair do you can hide under the veil You don't need to shave everyday, Its one way of getting all your cousins i...

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Veils row: Archbishop backs wearing of religious tin foil hats

Funny story: Veils row: Archbishop backs wearing of religious tin foil hats

Lambeth Palacce, London - (Associated Mess): In a landmark ecclesiastical ruling the Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams has sided with the right of peddlers of any superstitious supernatural humbug to display the emblems and trophies of thei...

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Veil debate: Queen insists Philip takes cover

Funny story: Veil debate: Queen insists Philip takes cover

London - (Associated Mess): The Queen has joined the controversial debate about veil wearing in the UK by insisting that Prince Philip sets an example under the Equal Opportunities Act by donning the hijab.

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Cherie Lifts The Veil and serves Bush some Turkish delight

Funny story: Cherie Lifts The Veil and serves Bush some Turkish delight

Cherie Blair, the British Prime Minister's wife, shocked an audience of VIPS last night when she performed the erotic dance of the seven veils at a reception held to welcome the American President to Britain. The event, which was held at Buckingh...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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