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Selfie sticks banned in the Vatican; they could reveal too much!

Funny story: Selfie sticks banned in the Vatican; they could reveal too much!

Tourists visiting Italy's fabulous cities, Rome, The Vatican (Yes it is a city within a city Klugscheisser!), Milan, etc, have been confronted with a ban on their favourite toy, Selfie Sticks! Jaggedone sent his undercover, hi-tec, Italian CIA (Co...

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Pope Francis Will Clean Up, Not Shut Down Vatican Bank

Funny story: Pope Francis Will Clean Up, Not Shut Down Vatican Bank

The Vatican bank is to stay in business despite speculation Pope Francis might close down the scandal-plagued institution, according to the latest report. After months of investigation and consultation, the Vatican announced the pope had opted for...

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Saints ain't what they used to be

Funny story: Saints ain't what they used to be

Fast track Saints, now issued in batches of 30 or more are not as effective as the old single issue ones, an exit poll at St. Peter's Basilica has revealed. St. Christopher, now discredited for not being insured, was an all time favourite, polling 67...

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Pope-A-Dope Part 3: At Which Point You Know Who (Just For The Heaven And You Know Where Of It) Does What He Can To Further Prove That 1+2<3

Funny story: Pope-A-Dope Part 3: At Which Point You Know Who (Just For The Heaven And You Know Where Of It) Does What He Can To Further Prove That 1+2<3

VATICAN CITY - And so, to sum things up. "Wait! No…..huh?" Oh yeah. In other words, more or less, recklessly composed for just such an occasion, here's an otherwise additional supply from Pope Francis, as unleashed recently via his first offi...

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Pope-A-Dope Part 2: Pope Francis Deals Up Even More Of The Before And/Or Anything Still Left Over From The Here To More Or Less Thereafter

VATICAN CITY - Okay, so where was I? Oh yeah, Pope Francis' new and improved document of the moment, Evangelii Gaudium, (The Boy Oh Boy Joy of the Gospel). In other words, that's right, number 2 on his go-to hit list of officially sanctioned...

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Vatican: New Communion Wafers To Contain 3 More Grams Of Whole Grain

Funny story: Vatican: New Communion Wafers To Contain 3 More Grams Of Whole Grain

VATICAN CITY-Catholics around the world will enjoy more whole grain in their communion wafers come this fall. Today the Vatican announced that they've re-formulated their recipe for their Eucharistic hosts to include a whopping 3 more grams of whole...

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Benedict Excommunicates Pope Francis

Funny story: Benedict Excommunicates Pope Francis

Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI has announced from the balcony of Castel Gandolfo the excommunication of Pope Francis. The announcement occurred on Holy Saturday and it was followed by the mandate that the newly-installed Pontiff vacate the Vatican S...

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Pope Francis Serves Eviction Notice on Pope Benedict

Funny story: Pope Francis Serves Eviction Notice on Pope Benedict

According to confidential sources within the Vatican Curia, Pope Francis has served an eviction notice on Pope Emeritus Benedict. The former pope has one week from Easter Sunday to vacate Castel Gandolfo or answer to the Italian courts. The act...

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Man Jumped for Not Sharing His Weed to Celebrate Vatican's White Smoke Announcement

Funny story: Man Jumped for Not Sharing His Weed to Celebrate Vatican's White Smoke Announcement

KILLEM COURT, Connecticut - Rodney McSausagefoot was beaten senseless in a parking lot of a Catholic church in Connecticut's Killem Court Projects for sparking up a joint filled with marijuana after hearing of the Vatican's announcement of a new Pope...

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Controversy at the Vatican as pink smoke canister found

Funny story: Controversy at the Vatican as pink smoke canister found

An abnormal level of swearing and running about in fierce costumes has occurred within the Holy See over the past 48 hours after it was revealed that pranksters had smuggled a canister of pink smoke into the Vatican. The offending item was found secr...

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Vatican Elects Gay Pope

Funny story: Vatican Elects Gay Pope

The Vatican has officially appointed its first openly gay Pope, at least in this century. The rumor was confirmed today at noon when pink incense smoke was seen stylishly smoldering from the Vatican. The Vatican News put out an official announcem...

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God to Sue Pope Benedict for Breach of Contract

The Vatican has received Word from God that the Almighty is suing Pope Benedict XVI for breach of contract following the Pontiff's recent announcement that he will resign as head of the Catholic Church. Vatican lawyers received the news in an epip...

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Inquisition: Pope's butler caused leaks

Funny story: Inquisition: Pope's butler caused leaks

VATICAN - Our mole on the Vatican guard issued an encrypted communique to our news desk minutes ago. The Pope's butler is being charged with being totally responsible for recent leaks. The leaks have been quite embarrassing for the Pope, who de...

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