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Funny story: Pope To Translate Bible to 140 Characters #blessed

Pope To Translate Bible to 140 Characters #blessed

The streets of the Vatican were bustling as White Smoke alerted all the citizens. White Smoke being the official app of the Pope. The sound of Marimba echoing through the streets. "Oh Our God! Is the Pope #RIP?" tweeted @vatikitty12. Sighs of relief...
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Funny story: Susanna Reid's Breasts to Be 'Sanctified' Live on 'Good Morning Britain's' Debut Show

Susanna Reid's Breasts to Be 'Sanctified' Live on 'Good Morning Britain's' Debut Show

As ITV gear up for the launch of its latest Breakfast show, insiders have announced that there will be a live link to the Vatican during the show. Following the demise of the much maligned 'Daybreak' the launch of ITV's latest breakfast incarnatio...
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Funny story: Cardinal Dolan Arrested For Theft Of Contraceptives

Cardinal Dolan Arrested For Theft Of Contraceptives

In response to Cardinal Nolan's erroneously saying that contraceptives can be purchased at 7-11's and implying that they are available even to poor women, the National Coalition of American Nuns has established a Women's Health Center North of 100th...
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Funny story: Pope Francis To Visit The Ukraine

Pope Francis To Visit The Ukraine

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican is reporting that Pope Francis is making plans to visit the Ukraine. His holiness has been advised by his team of advisers not to make the trip to Kiev, but he says that he has to go in order to show the world that he is...
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Funny story: Pope to Dress as Easter Bunny

Pope to Dress as Easter Bunny

Pope Francis has announced on Twitter that he will be dressing up as a rabbit this Easter Sunday. "Il Mio Papa" commented earlier today that the Catholic Church has focused too much on the resurrection of Christ at Easter. "Easter is important fo...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Fires Five Priests

Pope Francis Fires Five Priests

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican View News Agency is reporting that Pope Francis has just fired five priests that were based in the Vatican. A spokesperson for the pope said that the five priests were caught printing counterfeit bingo cards. Four of...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Visits Pope Francis At The Vatican

Queen Elizabeth II Visits Pope Francis At The Vatican

VATICAN CITY - The Queen of England, 87-year-old Queen Elizabeth II flew into Rome to pay a visit to Pope Francis. The pope who is 77, stated that he was thrilled at meeting her royal highness and she responded by saying that the feeling was mutua...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Says That The Hundreds of California Earthquakes Are A Warning To Get The Hell Out Of Dodge

Pope Francis Says That The Hundreds of California Earthquakes Are A Warning To Get The Hell Out Of Dodge

VATICAN CITY, Italy - Pope Francis met with Italian President Pasquale Pasta in the Bingo Convention Center at the Vatican. The two talked about wine, women, work, and the recent Fettuccine Alfredo Scandal that has rocked Italy to its very core.
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Funny story: Pope Francis States That Italy Should Send Troops To The Ukraine

Pope Francis States That Italy Should Send Troops To The Ukraine

VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis recently stated that he is not a military expert by any means but added that he doesn't have to be since he is the pope. Speaking to a reporter with The Vatican View, Pope Francis commented that he has been keeping up w...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Warns Joan Rivers She Better Stop With Her Hate-Filled, Venom-Spewing Ways Or She'll End Up In Hell

Pope Francis Warns Joan Rivers She Better Stop With Her Hate-Filled, Venom-Spewing Ways Or She'll End Up In Hell

VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis recently stated to a group of Cardinal trainees at the Vatican that he cannot stress enough the fact that they need to remember the tremendous lawsuits that a group of libido-crazed priests have cost the church. He told...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Says He'll Allow Same-Sex Marriages But Only If The Couple Donates $1,000 To The Church

Pope Francis Says He'll Allow Same-Sex Marriages But Only If The Couple Donates $1,000 To The Church

VATICAN CITY - Italy's El Vino News Agency is reporting that Pope Francis in an effort to reach a type of middle ground has made a new ruling on the same-sex marriage controversy. The pope speaking in the parking lot of a local Pompous Pizza Parlo...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Comments That Ann Coulter Needs Religion Real Bad

Pope Francis Comments That Ann Coulter Needs Religion Real Bad

VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis recently spoke with Italy's national news agency, El Vino. He informed El Vino about some changes that he has in mind for the church. One of the changes that he is considering involves the age old Bingo games. The po...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Reveals A New Pill That Will Be Tested On Priests

Pope Francis Reveals A New Pill That Will Be Tested On Priests

GENOA, Italy - Pope Francis recently spoke in Genoa at a convention of retired Bingo card manufacturers. He thanked each and every one of them and told them that thanks to them the church was able to raise a total of $47 million which will certain...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Tells President Putin To Leave The Ukraine Alone

Pope Francis Tells President Putin To Leave The Ukraine Alone

VATICAN CITY - Reports coming out of the Vatican are that Pope Francis has had his fill of seeing the news day in and day out regarding Russia's intimidation of the Ukraine. A spokesperson for the Vatican, Polo Pizarro, stated that his holiness is...
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Funny story: Vatican Admits Existence of Nun Special Forces Unit

Vatican Admits Existence of Nun Special Forces Unit

VATICAN CITY, ROME - A spokesman for Vatican City finally admitted today that, yes, there is a special forces unit operating under the authority of the Holy See. The possible existence of the ecclesiastical unit came to light when an 84 year-old...
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Funny story: Italy Agrees To Take Down All of The Anti-Gay Signs Within A 4 Block Radius of The Vatican

Italy Agrees To Take Down All of The Anti-Gay Signs Within A 4 Block Radius of The Vatican

ROME - El Vino, Italy's national news agency is reporting that the Italian government has agreed to a compromise with Pope Francis. The pope who says he has no problem with gays or lesbians and has actually attended parties in their honor recently...
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Funny story: Vatican Defends Abuse Stance

Vatican Defends Abuse Stance

The Vatican, currently under fire after a shocking U.N. report, issued a statement on their website defending their practice of sheltering priests who were known or accused pedophiles. "We want the public to rest assured," the statement beg...
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Funny story: Vatican's In Utero Baptism Initiative "Perfect Way to Get 'em While They're Young"

Vatican's In Utero Baptism Initiative "Perfect Way to Get 'em While They're Young"

THE VATICAN - Though Pope Francis' turn at the papal office is still in its infancy, he has already become widely regarded as the most progressive in the Vatican's long history. But while doubters criticize many of his recent viewpoints as being "un-...
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