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Funny story: The Vatican comes clean with a good solution

The Vatican comes clean with a good solution

Planet Z- On the green planet of Zorro 9, in outer space, in the nation of Saturno the Vatican calls to take responsibility for all the evil it has done. The Vatican is a walled enclave within the city of Diablo in the state of Zeal. The citizens...
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Funny story: Pope professes his fondness for Kanye West, declares all other music "obsolete"

Pope professes his fondness for Kanye West, declares all other music "obsolete"

Vatican City- In what is sure to be earth shattering news, earlier today Pope Francis declared his love of Kanye West, calling him "the greatest musical mind of the last 100 years". His holiness commented: "If our Lord and Savior were here with u...
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Funny story: Vatican Council to Decide if God Has a Penis and Testacles

Vatican Council to Decide if God Has a Penis and Testacles

The Vatican well known for it's lofty metaphysical discussions about the meaning of life like whether children will go to hell for masturbating and if women's orgasm are sinful and important philosophical quandaries like that - has now turned to deep...
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Funny story: Boys, Boys, Boys! It's what a priest dreams of.

Boys, Boys, Boys! It's what a priest dreams of.

Under-aged CIA reporter Johnny Pedo-Hunter, who has been sniffing around the Vatican looking for some dirty news, has just reported back to HQ what everybody knew anyway - kiddies porno has been found sitting on laps and tops and PCs in the holy cath...
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Funny story: Pope hopes to clean up

Pope hopes to clean up

To show the compassion of the church, Pope Frances ordered Vatican barbers to offer homeless men and women a shave and a haircut for "two bits" (twenty-five cents). The proceeds, the pontiff said, will be added to the church's "coffers," except in th...
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Funny story: Pope Francis's Guide to Happiness

Pope Francis's Guide to Happiness

1. "LIVE AND LET LIVE." "The Pope refers to not judging others and letting them continue with their lives in a way that best suits them." Really? Would the Church even exist if it had followed this? Remember the Crusades, the so-called Holy Wars, the pact with Hitler? The forcible conversion of natives? The indoctrination of the faithful through the Catholic school system? The exploit...
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Funny story: Pope issues weather report: "It's hotter than hell!"

Pope issues weather report: "It's hotter than hell!"

VATICAN CITY -- While admitting that he's "no scientist," Pope Francis is preparing to issue a papal encyclical (not to be confused with a Popsicle or an icicle) concerning global warming "and other celestial matters." An encyclical is a lesson of...
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Funny story: Pope Announces Sweeping Reforms

Pope Announces Sweeping Reforms

The Vatican is introducing sweeping reforms to its liturgical practice. Mass, benediction and special services, from now on, will be all-ticket affairs. The "pensio" as the ticket is called can be bought online. Marketing director for the Vatican...
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Funny story: Pope Francis on Sin and Penance.

Pope Francis on Sin and Penance.

VATICAN CITY PAPAL ANNOUNCEMENT. The following was broadcast last night by Pope Francis from Rome. "The Holy See's concern with the march of materialism has prompted her to reinstate PENANCE as the primary mode of the expiation of sins. For too long we have ignored the sacrament and its healing power. The global obsession with transient pleasures, with material things, with cosmetics, travel...
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Funny story: Vatican to reboot bible in 2015

Vatican to reboot bible in 2015

Catholics around the world have been screaming "blasphemy" all day after it was revealed that the Vatican will reboot the Bible next year and write a new "more modern" version if it for release in the summertime. The Vatican made the decision du...
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Funny story: Pope Denounces Euthanasia

Pope Denounces Euthanasia

POPE FRANCIS denounced the "Right to Die Movement" on Saturday 14th November 2014, saying that Euthanasia is a "sin against God and creation". We talked to their Foreign Affairs Director at the Holy See, Jesuit Bishop Alphonse de Mason. "The V...
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Funny story: Pope To Translate Bible to 140 Characters #blessed

Pope To Translate Bible to 140 Characters #blessed

The streets of the Vatican were bustling as White Smoke alerted all the citizens. White Smoke being the official app of the Pope. The sound of Marimba echoing through the streets. "Oh Our God! Is the Pope #RIP?" tweeted @vatikitty12. Sighs of relief...
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Funny story: Susanna Reid's Breasts to Be 'Sanctified' Live on 'Good Morning Britain's' Debut Show

Susanna Reid's Breasts to Be 'Sanctified' Live on 'Good Morning Britain's' Debut Show

As ITV gear up for the launch of its latest Breakfast show, insiders have announced that there will be a live link to the Vatican during the show. Following the demise of the much maligned 'Daybreak' the launch of ITV's latest breakfast incarnatio...
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Funny story: Cardinal Dolan Arrested For Theft Of Contraceptives

Cardinal Dolan Arrested For Theft Of Contraceptives

In response to Cardinal Nolan's erroneously saying that contraceptives can be purchased at 7-11's and implying that they are available even to poor women, the National Coalition of American Nuns has established a Women's Health Center North of 100th...
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Funny story: Pope Francis To Visit The Ukraine

Pope Francis To Visit The Ukraine

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican is reporting that Pope Francis is making plans to visit the Ukraine. His holiness has been advised by his team of advisers not to make the trip to Kiev, but he says that he has to go in order to show the world that he is...
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Funny story: Pope to Dress as Easter Bunny

Pope to Dress as Easter Bunny

Pope Francis has announced on Twitter that he will be dressing up as a rabbit this Easter Sunday. "Il Mio Papa" commented earlier today that the Catholic Church has focused too much on the resurrection of Christ at Easter. "Easter is important fo...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Fires Five Priests

Pope Francis Fires Five Priests

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican View News Agency is reporting that Pope Francis has just fired five priests that were based in the Vatican. A spokesperson for the pope said that the five priests were caught printing counterfeit bingo cards. Four of...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Visits Pope Francis At The Vatican

Queen Elizabeth II Visits Pope Francis At The Vatican

VATICAN CITY - The Queen of England, 87-year-old Queen Elizabeth II flew into Rome to pay a visit to Pope Francis. The pope who is 77, stated that he was thrilled at meeting her royal highness and she responded by saying that the feeling was mutua...
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