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List of Dating Deal Breakers

Funny story: List of Dating Deal Breakers

We at SpoofFeed were genuinely interested in what your dating turn-offs are and the deal-breakers that make you wanna run for the door and bail out on your date and rob them of any confidence that they had, publicly humiliate them and leave them as a mangled shell of their former self. We went out to the streets of L.A and asked some young people we found and this is what they had to say.

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Paxton on Paxton. How My Identity Was Stolen

Funny story: Paxton on Paxton. How My Identity Was Stolen

We've all done it. Go on, admit it. It's not a crime. In a moment of vanity I Googled myself and there it was - 67,000 entries. My name all over the Internet. I was smug. Ha! My literary exploits have made me internationally famous, but then what was that? A website in my name? Bastard. Let's read it. "Paxton Quigley, a well-known author, firearms instructor and author, covers the why...

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Oh, those Wayward License Plates

Funny story: Oh, those Wayward License Plates

License plates are deciding on their own that the cars they are riding with are just not good enough. On any given day, the police use scanning software on the license plates of the vehicles as they whiz past. And they are noticing that the plates ar...

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Madonna, Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts and Lady GaGa adopt Duchess of Alba Look

Funny story: Madonna, Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts and Lady GaGa adopt Duchess of Alba Look

The recently married Duchess of Alba, Doña María del Rosario Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart y Silva, 85, has created something of a stir among America's actresses and popular music singers. Her look, the inflated lips, wrinkling skin and wild hair ha...

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Song: "Mirror, Mirror"

I like songs. I like writing songs even more. Okay, this is a poem-y thing, but it's... look, just read. I'm sure you can make up a tune in your head. "Mirror, Mirror" I'm a wreck, And insecurity, Hell, I've a vanity lift! Say that I'm amazing, Am I really worth for mating? 'Cause I can always stare into the... Mirror (mirror)! How amazing cool is my image? I'm not an iconoclast,...

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Why is the wearing of a veil considered so 'bad' by some people that they want it banned?

It is difficult to believe, in this day and age, that women are not allowed to dress the way they wish when it comes to covering their heads and/or wearing a veil. It is their choice for the most part, according to articles in the British newspapers. It would be much more appreciated, by many folk, if the 'clothes police' banned the outfits that some girls and women wear which show far too m...

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Anti Ageing Products Proven Effective - New Report

Funny story: Anti Ageing Products Proven Effective - New Report

Prostoglandin works! Niaciorhombohydrehide is effective at reducing wrinkles! Say goodbye to laughter lines with strepttidiaorrhoic alimintary gum extract! You may not be able to find these compounds in chemical textbooks, but the beauty ind...

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Ugly Baby Born in Namibia

Funny story: Ugly Baby Born in Namibia

After seeing pictures of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Fred and Betty Ugly decided to fly to Africa and have their baby in Namibia. "Beautiful babies are born there," Fred confidently told friends back in California.

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Bush shows up for the ball in a Rented Tux

Funny story: Bush shows up for the ball in a Rented Tux

(VANITY FAIR) "Sleeves way too short, collar all ruffled, cumberbund crumpled as well ", the president of the United States, according to Vanity Fair did indeed show up for Thursday's VFW ball wearing a rented tux from Dave's &quo...

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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