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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel - 'I Didn't Do Anything Wrong'

Vanessa Perroncel - 'I Didn't Do Anything Wrong'

French lingerie model Vanessa Perroncel did not have an affair with John Terry, or any other Chelsea footballers, and she can't believe that her role in developments played any part in England's shoddy World Cup performance. Furthermore, she wasn'...
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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel Interview - Exclusive Analysis

Vanessa Perroncel Interview - Exclusive Analysis

Here for the first time, Skoob Entertainment News reveals what was really being said, reading between the lines of the TV interview with Vanessa Perroncel by reporter Kate Garraway, broadcast for the first time this morning. Miss Perroncel, a Fren...
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Funny story: Spoof Vanessa Perroncel story lead to Anna Chapman's outing as a Russian spy say UK spooks

Spoof Vanessa Perroncel story lead to Anna Chapman's outing as a Russian spy say UK spooks

London - (Undercover News): The February 2010 exposé by Spoof writer queen mudder named Chelsea WAG Vanessa Perroncel as a KGB femme fatale. And the shocking revelation may have lead directly to the outing of flame haired Russian Mata Hari Anna Ch...
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Funny story: JT Can't Keep the Gnome Fires Burning Like Rio

JT Can't Keep the Gnome Fires Burning Like Rio

Love rat and former England and Chelsea statue John Terry has failed miserably to take a leaf out of Rio Ferdinand's book on happy families, writes Virginia Ratpoison. Ferdinand recently bought four garden gnomes for his Cheshire mansion, and had...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Dannii Minogue To Be Replaced By Vanessa Perroncel

X-Factor's Dannii Minogue To Be Replaced By Vanessa Perroncel

LONDON - Simon Cowell has announced that he has nothing against pregnant women, but he does have something against a pregnant woman who just happens to be a judge on his highly successful TV reality show X-Factor. Cowell, who is engaged to former...
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Funny story: Bridge and Perroncel in court over son's paternity test

Bridge and Perroncel in court over son's paternity test

London - (Gonads): The couple have attended a Royal Courts Of Justice Family Division hearing amid fears that Spoof writer Queen Mudder's 1st February DNA report might conceivably carry a smidgen of accuracy. Ms Perroncel's deposition states that...
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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel Up For French Footballer Of The Year Award

Vanessa Perroncel Up For French Footballer Of The Year Award

Lingerie model and centrepiece of the John Terry scandal, Vanessa Perroncel has been nominated by the French Football Association as a candidate for French Footballer Of The Year, despite the fact that the go getting Gallic gal has never played the b...
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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel-Toni Terry-Cheryl Cole-Victoria Beckham WAG Scandal Outrage Gets Even More Confusing

Vanessa Perroncel-Toni Terry-Cheryl Cole-Victoria Beckham WAG Scandal Outrage Gets Even More Confusing

The ever escalating degree of confusion in the footballer's WAGs scandals of the last couple of weeks have now become so convoluted, unbelievable and impossible to keep up with that the MTTRU (Media Tittle-Tattle Reporter's Union) has considered lodg...
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Funny story: Russian oligarch 'son' claims he's Vanessa Perroncel's husband

Russian oligarch 'son' claims he's Vanessa Perroncel's husband

London - (Off Side Mess): "I'm no water under the Wayne bridge!" the mystery son of a Russian oligarch told reporters today. Waving an alleged 1997 Chelsea Registry Office wedding certificate the wannabe Perroncel spouse said his 'wife' Vanessa 'b...
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Funny story: Veronica Perroncel To Fill In For The Vacationing Kay Burley On Afternoon News Live

Veronica Perroncel To Fill In For The Vacationing Kay Burley On Afternoon News Live

LONDON - Vanessa Perroncel, one of the world's most famous lingerie models has agreed to fill in as Sky News Host while Kay Burley takes one weeks vacation. The 49-year-old Burley plans to take care of some personal matters involving some horses w...
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Funny story: Toni Terry's shockhorror at anagram ouija board's "Venereal sons crap" and "Col. Lechery"

Toni Terry's shockhorror at anagram ouija board's "Venereal sons crap" and "Col. Lechery"

Dubai - (Portents): An unexpected twist on the 'Mirror, Mirror, off-the-wall' soothsaying charm has seen John Terry's wife Toni gobsmacked yet again. The Chelsea captain's wife has been consulting psychics ahead of a possible Valentines Day reuni...
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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel flees Surrey home ahead of Toni Terry homecoming

Vanessa Perroncel flees Surrey home ahead of Toni Terry homecoming

London - (Penalty Box): Next week's expected Toni Terry homecoming has proved a Wayne Bridge too far for the dark-haired French beauty. A £750K redundancy payoff from ex-lover John Terry has seen Vanessa Perroncel leg it from Chelsea FC's very own...
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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel - Is It Because I Is French?

Vanessa Perroncel - Is It Because I Is French?

French lingerie model Vanessa Perroncel, the undisputed Queen of the UK tabloids sparked further controversy today when she appeared to suggest that the John Terry sex scandal would have had far less further reaching implications had she not been a F...
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Funny story: Len Goodman Wants Vanessa Perroncel To Appear On Strictly Come Dancing.

Len Goodman Wants Vanessa Perroncel To Appear On Strictly Come Dancing.

LONDON - Len Goodman, the senior judge on Britain's dancing reality show, Strictly Come Dancing told a reporter for The Wembley Morning Wire that he wants Vanessa Perroncel to appear as a celebrity contestant. When asked how he felt that Ms. Perro...
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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel a Russian spy?

Vanessa Perroncel a Russian spy?

London - (Reuterus): Is beautiful, sloe-eyed French WAG Vanessa Perroncel a KGB femme fatale working for Russian oligarchs hellbent on toppling Roman Abramovich from his Chelsea FC fiefdom? A conspiracy theory website says she's really the temptre...
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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel - Expect More Revelations Soon - Terry Sacked as England Skipper

Vanessa Perroncel - Expect More Revelations Soon - Terry Sacked as England Skipper

Reports are flooding into my office tonight stating that John Terry has been sensationally sacked as England football captain by no nonsense head coach Fabio Capello. At this point I am still waiting for confirmation, as is the case with reports that...
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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel - Who was the Number Five?

Vanessa Perroncel - Who was the Number Five?

Whoever the elusive number five may be in the ongoing Vanessa Perroncel sex scandal, he is most certainly the most sought after individual in the UK. The problem is that he's keeping a low profile, and those in the know are refusing to blow the whist...
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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel - Come In Number Five

Vanessa Perroncel - Come In Number Five

It appears that Vanessa Perroncel, the French lingerie model and official bedwarmer to the Chelsea football fraternity has been quite a naughty little minx who has been flashing her je ne sais pas at no less than five Chelsea footballers. Which is...
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